>be American
>get shot
>someone tries to call a fucking ambulance
>"No. No. Please. Don't. Don't you dare... Fuck you! Stop. I'll be fine, I have a first-aid kit in the trunk, that'll do just fine! STOP! I'M FINE! DON'T CALL THEM! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CALL 911"
Be American
Chase Bell
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Jason Martinez
>be russian
>die of alcoholism in the womb
Jose Foster
thanks for the new Thread marco
Brandon Morales
Adrian Stewart
See the thing is, you joke, but keeping a first aid kit in your car is a good idea because you can treat minor injuries easily. Not a bullet wound of course, but still.
Mason Murphy
Thats right
here In Russia we have to have a medkit in ar by law
Jace Morgan
where is spooky and puerto rico?
Grayson Smith
true
Alexander Brown
Really? Neat. I guess it's not a bad thing, especially for the more remote parts of the nation.
Cooper Peterson
>be russian
>get in car wreck
>get posted on youtube for people to laugh at
Logan Butler
yeah its many of soviet refulations may be boring but they really cared about us
for example we have to full nedical check up every year free of charge just to know whats up with your health
Ryder Parker
*regulations
Joshua Wood
"free"
Aaron King
Hey, Marco, nice thread!
James Robinson
yes mutt free
we have free universal healthcare
Aaron Hughes
maybe we shall do something like /political general/
Adrian Martinez
yeah because the money to pay for doctors salaries and the medical bureaucracy just comes out of think fucking air
Angel Mitchell
wanna make a telegram group? or a
d*scord
Jaxson Turner
well you pay taxes as well
yet you dont have universla healthcare
Nathaniel Flores
fuck you m8
Jonathan Hill
I don't think so. Moderators would get triggered.
Christian Rodriguez
im sorry if i wanna pay for roads but not for shenequa getting her 15th abortion
Dylan Sanders
Bro, why you guys are mad? Let's have some Samba :^)
Mason Clark
I mean I don't think they exactly cared if half of the reason was to keep track of all the people lole
also because it shouldn't be compulsory, people who don't take care of themselves shouldn't be in good health imo
based
Austin Russell
For kuruminha I will do anything
Joshua Phillips
neither of us are angery, its just a bit of banter dont worry mate
Isaiah Barnes
sorry brazil but I hate all kind of urban music.
Incluided
>latina music
>dupster
>rap
>hip hop
>trap
and other shit than I don't remember and idc
Charles Roberts
pitú>>>vodka
Jose King
Let's call it equal for Karin sake
Logan Torres
>be serbian
>protest corrupt government
>get killed
Brandon Ward
Oof. I thought everyone had left the thread. Thanks god i was wrong.
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O U S A D I A P R A V E N C E R
Benjamin Cook
WHY THE THREAD ARE DYING? KEEP TALKING MOTHERFUCKERS
Ayden Kelly
Share kuruminha with me and I will do anything
Kevin Smith
Post stuff you like to sip.
Nicholas Williams
sowy i was taking my puppers for a walk
>be irish
>kill bongistanians
based
Jordan Russell
its ok. i'm just feeling anxious and bored
Aaron Nguyen
Okay folks good night
James Myers
not gonna lie, there are a lot of times I'm scared to go to the hospital or even a general practitioner because I'm afraid of how expensive it could end up being.
Austin Anderson
Ooh say can you see
Thomas Davis
how cute this kot is
Chase Brown
gnight
Brody Hernandez
Thanks fren take care
Jacob Wright
drink semen
gumfy
Camden Mitchell
You Americans sure are dogs
Brody Gonzalez
>mfw wish godnight but don't go to sleep
Eli Campbell
>mfw not sleepy tiem but sleepy
Adam Ross
Are you going to sleep? Goodnight then, bro.
Thomas Scott
This thread has been seized by the Italian/Brazilian axis powers
Gavin Brown
Heeeeey! Italy! My old friend! What's up?
Bentley Moore
is closig dow lole zzzzzz
Robert Thomas
DAE free healthcare xD
Bentley Martinez
it is what?
Nathaniel Russell
no
Charles Anderson
i'm tired
Sebastian Cruz
We have funk, the epitome of degeneracy and urban music
Jace Hill
Good night, then. Wish you nice dreams, little italy.
Wyatt Bell
based and sadpilled
Chase Turner
cringe
William Reyes
Someone's angry
Liam Kelly
>be russian
>break the law in a womb
>spend 90% of life in a cell for 282
Logan Thomas
S E E T H I N G
Robert Campbell
>Blond hair green eye cat girl
I don't want to fuck commies but it is NATIONAL communism so Hitler won't get mad
Connor Rivera
Be gone Mutt hitler would puke if he has seen you
Jaxon Foster
I'm not a mutt
Ryan Williams
Yeah sure
Camden Sullivan
I'm not a mutt i'm English or Welsh or German ok i don't know what i am but i know i'm white
Caleb Perez
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sure
Adam Brooks
Mixed ethnicity is a mutt. It doesn't matter if you have nigger and spic thrown in there
Evan Adams
be careful american friend! the world hate when a american feels proud about his heretige!
if I say that i have a german surname, they probably will send me a lot of memes about mutts
Brayden Lopez
I got light brown hair green eyes i'm white
Ok jose
Matthew Brooks
I have a Norman French surname so i'm definitely some kind of rape baby
Ethan Roberts
You are American therefore you are Mutt
No race
No nation
No dignity
Matthew Butler
That was how it was viewed a long long long long time ago in Europe, but even some Anglos and Poles to this day hate eachother.
Daniel Wilson
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Dignity
Unknown
Jaxon Phillips
Yes we use to and still to this day hate each other but we have bigger problems
Adam Thomas
Nationality American? Lmao im Juan from Mexico and from now on im American
Isaac Flores
Mexicans may be on a continent called but that doesn't make them American
Zachary Lopez
so in your argument, what I need to do for have race, nation and dignity?
Logan Nguyen
You aren't a real nation m8
Deal with it
Luke Wilson
so I must have to immigrant a real country and have a real country?
Robert Collins
Nothing you can't help m8
Grayson Walker
Yes me are real nation the United States Of America
Parker Ramirez
>posting on for ar medkit recommendations
Isaac Perez
I don't know what I am. my great grandpa was a proud German. if I feel german, anons hate me for be a mutt that want to be an European
if i feel proud to be american I am an evil mutt that want to destroy all
what the hell am I?
Jackson Young
Don't mix out of your ethnicity and your kids and grandkids won't suffer an identity crisis.
Dominic Morales
Americans are like jews
Pure evil
Juan Price
maybe that is the solution!! i need a jew gf for be 100% evil
Josiah Taylor
nation != state
nations are identities rather than the country you live in, which are states
coincidentally that's also why the US "provinces" are calles states - because they were intended to be the equivalent of different countries.