How do you go from this

this. gitfit yah damn hippies.

based cheese? i don't think so pipsquatch

Ashton Kutcher was hospitalized for pancreas problems doing the same thing.

theguardian.com/film/2013/jan/28/ashton-kutcher-hospital-steve-jobs-diet

How did Steve Jobs do for decades what Ashton Kutcher couldn't do for months? Is Steve Jobs a mutant?

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to this

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well I doubt the cancer helped

s/is/was

>fit as a bee in flight
>i can crush a sprint in n seconds flat
>shakes all day
>nuts, bro. pack in them fats
>zip over there like you mean it
>zop about like you wan it
>zoop to and fro for qucik thrill
>lift a zope for another gain

LOL

People couldn't work with him because he smelled so bad.

Adaptation period is critical. You'll know this if you ever dieted or tried to change your activity level too quickly. it basically shocks the body.

With Jobs, he probably started eating more fruits at first, and then a few months later got Zen and became vegetarian, and then a year after that decided to drop the grains, etc. His body adapted gradually.

With the actor he probably tried to approach it like Hollywood standard is for fitness, transition fully in a month, lose 50 lbs in a month, gain 50 lbs in a month etc.

>His body adapted gradually.

TIL self-inflicted pancreatic cancer is graceful

deled dis!

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Ketofags have the worst breath I’ve ever smelled.

Lots and lots of buttsex.

kek'd

the power of alternative medicines.

"Shockwave Flash sends its regards."

He only did that fruit diet for a short period of time.

Using fruit juice and coffee enemas instead of chemotherapy because western medicine is spiritually dead, man!

Sorry what, pajeet?