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i stalk underage models on instagram

based

finding out how to use maglev trains to get resources to the moon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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That's impossible, stop it, user. You can't build a structure that high or attach it to a rotating body.

Do you really think someone would do that? Just, go on the internet and incite aggressive reactions in order to sow dissent among the American populace and crumble its long standing political system, so that amongst the turmoil China can usurp the position of global superpower and leader?

Exposing racists one post at a time.

Yes

No? Look, I don't care about "politics", or, "whatever". Can you fix my phone or not?

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Based

People of Crime?

This, you might destabilize the earth's spin and send us into a uncontrollable trajectory to the dark and cold voids of the universe.

why is it always the most pathetic looking specimens of the white race that become white nationalists?

Based...

...and redpilled.

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pure coincidence

Hydeberg is jewish tho

you got something to say, whitegoi?

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>white people are beautiful

The Hydemeister is peak performance.

i thought you just go around the internet being oblivious to fine comedy and just making an ass out of yourself

>implying sam hyde is a white nationalist
you should join buzzfeed, you seem like you have talent for it.

you are saying it like being racist is a bad thing

l get shows cancelled

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stop gangstalking sam hyde

white people are autistic weebs

black people are niggers

so?

Sam Hyde is one of the biggest crybaby retards on the planet

Him crying on that Tim and Eric podcast or whatever about not having health insurance was cathartic.

>gf asked what your fetish is
>has no intention of fufilling it, just ammo for when you break up

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Lmao why even relationship bruh

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>implying sam hyde is a white nationalist
sorry. what I meant to say was that he is a shorter, dumber, and uglier version of Milo Yiannopolous

and yet somehow he's still 1000% better than you, soiboi

I dont. Masturbating and being alone is honestly more fulfilling

Yes but he has been all around the grlobe.

I, too, like to torture niggers.

>Had to pay Nick 1000 to appear again, watching the video, I believe it.
>Fucked with Charles, money that's why he's been like road tripping and making weird couchhopping videos, while Sam seems to upgrade his content.

Yeah I believe it. Completely. Most of his comedy is not good at all, anyways. My first clue was my idiot ex girlfriend who had NO sense of humor would giggle hysterically at the dumbest of his skits. Most of his popularity comes from people who just value a good old fashioned douchebag, but fail to realize he's not writing it that way, he's actually just a douche.
Nick and Charls were always better. Go fund them. Retards.

I don't think it is, but I luckily don't really feel the need to be fulfilled by a romantic relationship any more than I feel like picking up a heroin habit.

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You could always be a weed addicted alcaholic like me

Weed? Alcohol? So irresponsible.
You're not cut out for the arcologies. youtu.be/6ilJcs7JL4M

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Huh I don’t see any indication that any girl asked Sam what his fetish is

Because you have autism and dont know what a relationship is like

Same, but I post lies on the internet in order to soothe people.

Teach nigger rapefugees to kill themselves.

Same here. I have a personality that girls like, but prolonged human contact pretty much kills me anyway. I go insane. I'm also really, really satisfied with how much different Japanese porn we have out there nowadays.

>I go insane.
You go insane?

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Look at this non white trying to teach English. Lads!!

Yeah, last time I wanted to kill my ex-gf. The time before that I felt the need to make the previous ex-gf my sex slave for murder fetish as well, in between getting suicidal in general. I've been single for 5 years now and it's the best my life has ever been. Better than being a child, even.

i sell helium suicide kits on a closed/private incel forum at like 1000%+ markup, however i just buy the helium tanks from a prank store in my city and i know they add some oxygen to them, apparently to prevent this exact scenario(might be required by law?), so none of them actually succeed and may suffer some mild brain damage at worst when they wake up from choking in the plastic bag. my friend who is the head admin just shadow-bans my customers after they make the purchase and new registrations all run by him as well so i have a perfect reputation

that's a nice fantasy desu. I wish you were actually doing it.

why would someone go out with a helium tank? more incels should be going postal and make their lives mean something

not even larping, it started as a joke on our teamspeak that i guess i took a bit too far. it's not a huge business or anything, at some point i didn't sell any for over 2 months but it still added up to nearly half my income in 2017

What I don't get is why they all shoot up schools. Why not shoot up the scientologist compound at Clearwater? You might even save a few starving prisoners mid-brainwashing. People would have no idea how to feel. You'd be a sort of hero!

if done properly with an actual 100% helium tank its supposedly completely painless and like the easiest way to go, doesn't leave a mess either

Sam Hyde literally pays people to stir up shit like this. It's hard to distinguish what's real and what's fake anymore

>a putrid decomposing corpse is not a mess

>implying they're going to get visitors

I do this too, but I teach them wrong on purpose, as a joke.

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Explain then

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Explain then

How is that related to this situation and asking about fetishes

How can you teach them wrong. You'll have to compile