Your new tech job begins tomorrow and you see pic

>your new tech job begins tomorrow and you see pic

what do you do?

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Do a 360 and walk away.

run away from it because it's made to make you stay longer at work

I beat the shit out of everyone and become the office champion, I played that shit all the time in uni

poo on it. ill make it my designated shitting station

Realise future coworkers are potential nu-male CoC lovers, and flee.

this user knows whats up

Request that the disgusting wh*tes are removed

Don't worry user it's rigged so the blacks always win

Remove one screw everyday until it falls apart while some sœiboys are using it.

It's a test for racism.
Your manager challenges you for a game of foosball. Obviously, he always picks the blacks.
You're left choosing the whites. Now the game begins.
It doesn't matter how many points you get, just don't lose. If you win, then the manager sees you wanted the whites to win from the blacks, therefore are assumed as a racist. Your manager will fire you shortly after this.

Meant to say "Just don't win".

>what do you do?
My job.

need advice lads
>£30K PHP job
or
>£25K Java job
??? Which one has the future all mapped out?

Play all day and smash everyone in the office. Fucking nabs can't beat me ever

Play foosball

This.

i will fuck you up sempai

Bash my opponents in the balls with the other end of the rod, because it's one of those shitty foosball tables where you can do that

Neither

This. Foosball is so much goddamn fun.

I have never in my 38 years ever seen anyone play a foosball table.

don't play it because i have no idea how to play it

Sorry for your loss

you both will be crying when I blast you, I had one in my house growing up. no teams, mano y mano

>Do a 360
Nice job brainlet. You just walked into the table.

Newfag, go back to plebbit

no u

Play it until my hands are bleeding and annihilate the other co-workers.

run.

Ignore it and go play on the jungle gym instead

>all these stupid millennial places have this shit or ping pong
But never billiards tables.

>not having a Bonzini master race babyfoot.

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You'll likely get a pay rise in the java job if you do well. You probably won't be changing what language you use in the PHP job.

Kill yourself you faggot you tried to yell at him since you wanted to fit in but you're an underage redditor cunt

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>Corruption of Champions lovers

disgusting

Newfag

>Newfag calling everyone a newfag
Just figured out that one huh?

cringe

cringe

(you)

Be completely judgmental about the workplace culture without giving it a fair chance. Come home and post on Jow Forums about it.

I cant be the only one that gets nervous by these? I hardly ever played this at any point in my life so every time I get asked to play I already feel under pressure to perform.

This always outs newfags, lurk before you post faggot.

You're missing out. Shit's fun as hell.

>See something on office whiteboard.
>Can't figure out if it's a binary tree or a tournament bracket.
>Get some free snacks and head back to desk.
>Be thankful you don't work in the Finance or Insurance industries.

Are you missing a digit or do Yurupoors really get paid this little?

I hope the Java job isn't about writing Android apps, as it has no future. Android has a couple of years left and Fuschia will probably be designed to use dart for native software. If that isn't the case, it's not that bad, but out of these two I'd go for PHP as Java is a steaming pile of shit, even bigger one than PHP.

oh it's one of those companies.. i can just see the neckbearded faggots and smell the failure already. i quit.
where abouts from india are you from?
> Your manager will fire you shortly after this
and this is how companies get sued, fined and fucked in the ass.
java and php are as equally cancerous. you can't go wrong with either job.

only alpha males play it tho, at least here
beta males don't play it, go home and dont join the lads for a pint

> dont join the lads for a pint
outrageous level of faggotry. much beta.

> Fuschia will probably be designed to use dart for native software
The OS is "Written in Mixed: C, C++, Dart, Go, LLVM, Python, Rust, Shell, TypeScript, Swift" ..and they're only going to use dart eh? oh yeah, this won't be a disaster at all. no way. kek.

sure thing m8, bet you think the same of gym lockers
stay beta

> be this faggot
> some how going out for drinks with colleagues is some how an ameritarded homosexual school fantasy
neck yourself, retard.

keep crying in you card board nor cal house nigga

cringe

Jokes on you

somebody never went to youth group.

user...you get wise...you get to church!