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It's not particularly popular in academia either. On the CS side, they care about correctness and performance, and it's more difficult to reason about FP's performance characteristics. And on the math side, they like that it uses the word 'function' correctly, but actually programming isn't particularly popular, so whatevs.

Because capitalism primarily values cheap and replaceable drone workers. Java and Go wouldn't exist otherwise.

>it's more difficult to reason about FP's performance characteristics

Only if the language is lazy and Haskell is the only popular FP language that is lazy. Reasoning about the performance of strict FP languages is very straightforward.

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>this is why middleware is so prevalent. because once people started to understand software TCO it really is cheaper and you have somebody to threaten to not pay if stuff goes wrong. This is far more effective than demanding generalist employees fix something.

I think it has to do with a couple of things.

OO is better at black box encapsulation of resources and there is historical inertia in the way of porting common libs used in enterprise software.

But multiparadigm is becoming dominant.

Even in java 8 you can use iterative mapping/filtering etc logic with lamdhas, and stuff like Kotlin are even better.

Corporate is typically closed-source, which means that the job is to get it working and not make it good.
That's why Indian code slaves are so popular now. Just hire a trillion of them to make your program interface for less than you paid for breakfast and call it a day.

It's mathematically beautiful, but in real work, it needs so many side effects that parts of a person are no longer purely functional, so the functionality zealots go mad and leave.

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Prolog isn't functional though IIRC

What's this creature?

It is extremely logically based though, so it does see use in academia and natural language processing.

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Because it's great for proofs but shit for large projects made by teams of developers.

Functional programming is used in academia because its perfect for demonstrating various concepts in computational theory. I believe functional programming is also used a lot in computer science research, its not popular in the industry becuase I think most programmers find it less intuitive for app development than oop

Because companies cannot live under a logics shelter. They must pay taxes and be sublime to the state's line of thoughts.

I have thing for Indian girls... but have none in area.. what are they like irl?

the corporate world is filled with the most retarded scum of the earth, corporate culture is anti-intellectual as fuck
i don't even know any functional programming languages, nor am i defending functional programming as a bastion of intellectualism
literally fucking everyone knows this about corporate power structures, and if you don't, you're probably dumb

The only one in my high school class was an enormous bitch. She was ugly and like 4'8", but her family was rich so she always had all this expensive shit. She dated a friend of mine and was always bitching how he didn't buy her stuff or take her out enough even though she was way richer than him.

Redpilled and based

Are there any programming languages not for pajeets? It seems that according to Jow Forums that anyone who programs is a pajeet

The holy prophet Terry Davis once said "In academia, if it's good you publish it. In industry, if it's good you keep it secret"

Ray Stanz in Ghostbusters said "You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

Point being you are comparing apples to oranges

Because pajeets suck at it.

Most programmers are too incompetent to maintain a large scale functional programming codebase, because they never seriously learned or practiced it and also because half of them can only program in a serious manner in Java or Javascript. That said there are plenty of corporate use cases of (at least partly) functional programming language, such as scala, F#, haskell (haxl) etc.

Java, C# and Python are the only truly Pajeet languages. All extremely popular and dumbed down. With a little more popularity Go could become the ultimate Pajeet language.

Most Pajeets hate Lisps.

/underrated

Nigger, do you even know what FP is? JS is an imperative language with FP tacked onto it.

Why on earth would you willingly date a poo?

Because you want to get things done in a timely manner with solutions that preferably are easy to understand, modify and improve over time.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_the_instrument

You don't use a research tool for every problem.

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I'd bang her

would tip my hot dog in curry box if you know what I mean

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indians are materalistic as fuck. they usually have a spicey diet so they smell.