ITT: We create a resume for Jow Forums one entry at a time

ITT: We create a resume for Jow Forums one entry at a time

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+ Proficient skills in using the bathroom.

Tranny

PLEASE EMPLOY ME PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE

Interaction Engineer 2010-2012

Interacted with customers, listening to their needs and making them feel accepted.

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Race: White, identify as black

genderqueer furry

skills: GNU/Linux ricing

worked in fast food/retail before

Schooling: hamburger university

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cd code
pwd
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cd code

+ Posts theads on Jow Forums complaining about Apple Google selling our data
+ Brags about starting wages he makes working at Apple / Google

Suicide watch.

Low iq.

>links to MAL and Gitlab

JQuery skills

professional Fizzbuzzer

i use arch btw

That woman in the back looks like a grown up talkylatte

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who is this boi?

Read the post.

huh weird too bad she made her IG private :(

>she

Please don't be rude

Political Engineer 2010-Current
-Hurled homophobic slurs at anyone who used desktop and mobile operating systems that I didn't like (e.g. "apple fag")
-Regularly implied blacks, gays, and women couldn't handle work in the tech industry all the while I'm unemployed and constantly yelling about blacks, gays, and women on the internet.
-Voted for Trump

+ Taught African refugees how to program JavaScript
Portfolio: github.com/melonjs/melonJS/

Installed Gentoo

Hired.

Wrote the Code of Conduct. Got fired through the same for sexual harassment, but I swear it was a misunderstanding.

I make shit
I solve shit
since 2008

Minority

epic meme'r

You wouldn't believe how important that is.

> her/she

Sex: girl(male)

join the 43% faggot

Blockchain Portfolio Manager at Blockfolio

+ ring3 is for niggers

Position: DEVELOPER DEVELOPER DEVELOPER

About me: Trash goblin, xer/xyr. Don't reply to me unless your 6'1
+ ring -1 enthustiast
+ transhypervisor
+ ruby hero

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