ITT: We create a resume for Jow Forums one entry at a time
ITT: We create a resume for Jow Forums one entry at a time
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+ Proficient skills in using the bathroom.
Tranny
PLEASE EMPLOY ME PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE
Interaction Engineer 2010-2012
Interacted with customers, listening to their needs and making them feel accepted.
Race: White, identify as black
genderqueer furry
skills: GNU/Linux ricing
worked in fast food/retail before
Schooling: hamburger university
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+ Posts theads on Jow Forums complaining about Apple Google selling our data
+ Brags about starting wages he makes working at Apple / Google
Suicide watch.
Low iq.
>links to MAL and Gitlab
JQuery skills
professional Fizzbuzzer
i use arch btw
That woman in the back looks like a grown up talkylatte
who is this boi?
Read the post.
huh weird too bad she made her IG private :(
>she
Please don't be rude
Political Engineer 2010-Current
-Hurled homophobic slurs at anyone who used desktop and mobile operating systems that I didn't like (e.g. "apple fag")
-Regularly implied blacks, gays, and women couldn't handle work in the tech industry all the while I'm unemployed and constantly yelling about blacks, gays, and women on the internet.
-Voted for Trump
+ Taught African refugees how to program JavaScript
Portfolio: github.com
Installed Gentoo
Hired.
Wrote the Code of Conduct. Got fired through the same for sexual harassment, but I swear it was a misunderstanding.
I make shit
I solve shit
since 2008
Minority
epic meme'r
You wouldn't believe how important that is.
> her/she
Sex: girl(male)
join the 43% faggot
Blockchain Portfolio Manager at Blockfolio
+ ring3 is for niggers
Position: DEVELOPER DEVELOPER DEVELOPER
About me: Trash goblin, xer/xyr. Don't reply to me unless your 6'1
+ ring -1 enthustiast
+ transhypervisor
+ ruby hero