Why so people think these are insects?

Why so people think these are insects?

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Do*

what are they?

They croll
they smol

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A common name for them is pill bugs

because nobody ever really thinks about them

crustaceans

They love Doritos too

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Why are you guys talking about rollie pollies?

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>americans call woodlice """rollie pollies"""
wtf is this true

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It's because they roll cunt

>it's because they roll
>it's because the leaves fall

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People think they are Chinese? you confuse me with your cryptic questions user...

we call them Eagle twisters no joke...

I mean yeah when you touch one or poke it they turn into a ball and roll over so rollie pollie

they are rollie pollies, that's their scientific name

>be brit
>make fun of American colloquialisms
>literally have a news channel called BBC

oh no wait the eagle twister are the ones with pincers on it's ass, sorry we call those bench biters

>its because they're bins you can wheel

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they are called potato bugs, and that's all there is to it.

cool digits but THIS is a potato bug

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that does not look like a potato so why would you call it that, when the creature in the picture in the op does resemble a potato.

wot kinda taters you eatin lad? to me, this bug has features that are quintessentially potato in nature.

potatos have stripes?

>britcucks would rather have a meaningless word they adopted from their former frog overlords instead of a word that has a logical meaning in their own language

embarassing desu

I saw a rollie polie on my carpet yesterday Jow Forums am I infested?

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>rollie pollies

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>be American
>so obsessed with black cock you commandeer a 60 year old news channel name so you can get reminded about it all the time

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>aluminium
>vit a mins
>aeroplane
>motorway

Are they really the examples you pick? Aero as in aerodynamic, vitamins because it isnt a fucking sports drink brand, aluminium because aluminum is a different thing, motorways because they are used by motor vehicles

They are called Piss on bed in dutch (Translated literally)

haha man you dutch are silly sometimes!

Honestly? fucking based

Okay you won Holland, we can't compete with that lel

if you boil them they smell like shrimp.

Rly, not
>EGG ?

They're trilobites.

I've heard them called potato bugs, rolly pollies and poop beetles.

they're called bichos bolita
cause they're from bolivia

if you fry them with a little butter they taste like shrimp

We call them slaters. They are my favorite little friends. They actually have gills that have been adapted to breathe air, they need to keep them damp or else they'll die, they can't survive underwater though.

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shut up ahmed

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