ITT you post yr current IT/tech job title. Being kicked out by yr parents while running a "crypto" biz doesnt count

Freelance Graphic Designer

not got much work, but enough to stop me signing on. Getting paid for my work after 12 years on the dole is fucking awesome.

SAP Basis Administrator

Unemployed English major shitposting in the name of Apple Inc. for free.

That's illegal in some places claiming to be countries, like canada

>you can rape animals
>you can't see certain Chinese cartoon characters naked
Canada truly is the greatest place on this earth

My condolences. Where is the image of the depressed suicidal SAP engineer with money under the bed.

Datacenter Engineer

certified cuck

I'm actually a gynecologist but trying to learn programming languages and other related fields in my spare time. I was always intrigued by technology but I went to med school following my parents footsteps.

I wish I could be some of you bros.

Mainframe Application Developer

Don't you get tired looking at vaginas all day?
God, that should be terrible.
Might as well become gay.

kek. what does it feel like working with dozens of vaginas every day? have you ever had dreams/nightmares about it?

can you predict how a woman's vagina looks by looking at her face?

Technician at a speaker company
>t. solders components on a production line

Junior network janitor.

Job title:
>Senior Support Engineer
More realistic title:
>SAP Software Consultant

here
'sup BASIS bro
from,
your friendly neighborhood SAP Solution Manager consultant

you mean this one?

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Hahaha fuck

Requesting that please, I know lots of SAP dudes

see

If I use a computer at work, does that count?

Only if you installed Gentoo on it.

IT Janitor Level 2

AKA muh help desk

Network Equipment Enthusiast Tester

If help desk is level 2, what is level 1?

I meant Help desk level 2. To be honest, i do a mix of 2 and 3

Senior devops engineer

Full-time procrastinator.

I wash the dishes. Compete this

Devops engineer, aka SysAdmin who knows how to automate stuff, uses git and is lucky enough to touch infrastructure as code.

Actual music listening monitors or 10$ office accessories?

Helpdesk in a comfy place. Basically I get $15/hr to help people right click>open with and reset passwords.

Internet support for old parents/siblings

Actual job title is chemist because I was tricked/too retarded to realize there's no money in stem.

toilet cleaner

Software Engineer.

Systems Administrator

but I'm really an IT contractor. Ghetto ass job but pays well

My title is "Senior Consultant". They won't call me an engineer or even programmer because then they would have to pay me more. Currently looking for another job.