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So how likely is my computer chair pneumatics explode, rape my asshole and murder me?

I've seen enough news articles to know that it actually happens

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kill yourself nigger
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Easily solved you fat shit: get a chair without pneumatics, if you really need it height adjustable, Get one that swivels to raise and lower the height.

if you care that much next time don't let your thread die, nigger

hey now, there's no need for racism here

>worrying about freak occurences
Every time you go through a tunnel think about earthquakes.

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WTF is going on in that pic

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basically all you need to do is analyze the construction of your chair.

Is there a steel plate mounted above the gas cylinder, between your anus and the gas cylinder? if there is, its there to protect your anus

If not, you chair is not protected from gas cylinder failures.

Whatever happened there, it looks painful.

Had those kind of chairs all my life, none have exploded yet, touch wood.

>look mommy I can use the archive!

and? the thread turnaround here is so fast that repeat threads make sense retard

reddit is that way kiddo

50-50, either it happens or not.

thedonald is that way newfag

Probability theory doesn't work that way.

Its perfectly safe to be in a tunnel during a quake

>he want's steel shrapnel shooting up his ass

no they don't, if your thread gets buried with less than 100 replies it's because nobody cares, and nobody wants to see it again.

>getting upset over racism on Jow Forums

We're all white or asian here bro, relax

For some weird reason many chairs actually have a hole right in the middle of the metal, without that hole it would have protection. My chair had that as well. Since I started seeing these threads I became paranoid enough to put some metal plates there in between the mechanism and seat. I got them from another chair's hand rests, the lowest part that screws into the seat. They fit there just barely. It should be enough protection for me to not having to worry anymore.

>my IQ is sub 60 btw
Sad!

The Markus from IKEA. Cheap and /comfy/.

>t. slav(e)

I'm hispanic