Sometimes I wish my penis was smaller

I don't wanna hurt any females if I have sex

6 inches isn't going to hurt anyone don't over estimate yourself lol

Fucking this. Just seeing my dick makes me want to rape the shit out of a 5' or shorter woman

3-ish inches

I wanna have her laugh at my small penis too
Ok
I wish I could swap

that's pretty big...

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For u

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Was having a big dick part of your plan?

hurting females with no survivors

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So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

My plan was to rely on random deus x machina and then claim that it was all part of the plan
Haiiiiii
I really wish that this was put in as a response to

same tbhfam

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>Haiiiiii
what did you mean by this

I wanna cute penis

Japanese for yes

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oh ok
hot pic btw

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daisuki

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Akari ga daisuki desu

Aishiteru

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>6 inches
that's smaller then Akari

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I wanna suck akari's ochinchin and swallow her seieki

Akari no pantsu na namori wo tabemasu

Could you imagine that inside of you

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cute

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Also from a practical standpoint I wouldn't have to pee to get all the leftover cum out of my penis after fapping. Also I think your cum would fly out at a higher velocity

kys akarishitters

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Akari is epic

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>tfw 6 inches exactly
utterly mediocre but still no one bullies me for it

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ok
So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

tfw my bingus is akaris size

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