IMPORTANT THREAD

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A cock

WRONG

Dehydrated "it-was-a-bad-omelette-so-I-made-scrambled" eggs are saddest.
They taste like fucking RUBBER
If you scramble, use something richer than water (i.e. milk) as a thinner than extract from the pan once all traces of loose liquid are gone.

Kek.

munching cock would be painful

Make an omelette with some chives dude.
Based.

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; -;

nah i'm not that hungry desu

cocke is NOT a healthy and balanced breakfast

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What? I mean the chicken! In what were yoy thinking? You won't be one of those perverts who can't stop thinking about sex for a second, aren't you?

THEN SUFFER

or just eat beans on toast, maybe a side of yogurt as well to boot up on protein

Yep, one of those guys, now what?

I feel sorry for you

nothing, fasting is good. just drink water

Breakfast is for children.

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i ate my last yogurt yesterday ; -;

but food tastes good

rude and also dumb

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Do as me and skip breakfast and lunch and order a pizza and fries for dinner instead.

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>but food tastes good
heroin probably feels alright, that doesn't mean you should do it

eh i kinda want to munch an egg now

but food has good stuff like protein and vitamins

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good stuff that is also beneficial to not consume constantly

tea mixed with milk and 3 spoons of sugar

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too late im making eggs

i will do this but with gween tea and no milk
or sugar

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just scramble them together jesus no added liquid even without oil the fat from the yolk will make it nice and creamy even on dry bread

Don't forget the cock

Croissant

why Spain? why you don't want to change?!!

yay eggs

Chickens are delicious and healthy you dumb burg

chicken is for nippers and mexicans

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We are the second country of the world with the longer longevity and our diet as much to do in it. What about you muricas?

Also why you have that name now

My ass faggot

Update:
I was about to make some toast then i realised that i didn't have any bread so i went to the shops to get some bread but it was closed so i came home and toasted a burg bun instead and i had it with beans and poached egge because everyone knows that poached eggs are the best eggs
also i didn't eat cocke

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Cock and eggs would have been a geat and tasty combinatiom but seems you have managed yourself

I forget to put it out!! also I hate spicy food

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That is just a mexican thing. European food isn't spicy

stop telling me to eat dickes
dumb homo

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and what exactly do you eat?

>I hate beans
>I hate spicy food
>I hate coffee
>I hate mustard
>I hate lemon

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bad post

You disgusting pervert I'm not talking about dicks. What about stop overthinking for a moment ypu bong?

but I love tea mixed with milk

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>spaniard
>not talking about gay stuff

fine. i'll let you off just this once

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We have the mediterranean diet: white meat, a lot of fruit, in spain especially oranges, vegetables, olive oil, wine, etc. I live in the east coast so I can tell

All spaniards aren disgusting and shameless faggots. Is like I say that all brits are gay or cats. Stupid

I remember when a spaniard guy send me this video imao

youtube.com/watch?v=kCkRVhC308E

The gay spaniard and the gay brit

youtube.com/watch?v=dbeh-PtHZh0
They need to hate each other

but all brits are nekos

i was going to post that gay spanish asmr but i think it got taken down

a gay brit? where?

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You aren't a neko

hmm?

Hmhmhmhm

HHHMMMMHMHM??

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hahahahaha

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do not laugh this isn't funny

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Eat shit

LOL

Mhhhhhhhh.... *stares*

please stop

m-mhh?

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I had leftover chicken wings for breakfast

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My wife karenposter is so submissive

but it's funny

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aaaa i am not your wife

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okay

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munch on this...
*starts pulling down pants*

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Things like these are why I beat you

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no thank you pants taste weird

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uh dont do that plaes

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ok

I'll beat to into submissiveness with my cock whenever I please

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Na nee nen skuh ha?

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no gay dicke beatings please
dumb homo

yes i would like three ramens please

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>eating breakfast in the morning
>not fasting at least 16 hours a day
Never gonna make it

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