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feedback.aliexpress.com/management/feedbackBuyerList.htm
aliexpress.com/item/NEW-CPU-Cooling-Cooler-Fan-Heatsink-Blade-For-Intel-LGA-INTEL-LGA1155-1156-I3-I5-Fashion/32920270918.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi8
youtube.com/watch?v=AbtUp8aVR38
thepihut.com/products/raspberry-pi-zero-w
indiegogo.com/projects/alldocube-x-tablet-for-high-quality-entertainment#/updates/all
aliexpress.com/item/2017-Summer-New-Anime-Cool-Rick-Morty-3D-Print-Men-T-Shirt-Peace-Among-Worlds-Folk/32814752385.html
lmgtfy.com/?q=bm800 mod
twitter.com/taviso/status/1048222789767901184
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_663674.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-MEMT-X5-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Stereo-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Earbuds-Hifi-Bass/32791508652.html
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys
aliexpress.com/item/get-this/32803518913.html
youtube.com/watch?v=j8FXC9fODQs
aliexpress.com/item/LED-Grow-Light-LED-Full-Spectrum-Fitolampy-Hydroponics-5V-USB-Phyto-Lamp-With-Controller-For-Greenhouse/32892959374.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.98.1e6540b0Mr2W7J&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10320_10065_10068_10547_318_10548_10696_10084_10083_10618_452_10304_10307_10820_532_10821_10302_204_10843_10059_10884_10887_100031_10319_10103,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=1ea6ed91-f762-4568-95dc-6caf1adf4cb1-13&algo_pvid=1ea6ed91-f762-4568-95dc-6caf1adf4cb1&priceBeautifyAB=0
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>Normal OP
pray for vicky

this is the second time in a row i get this bullshit dispute result, my complaint is completely valid and in the recent past they would have given me a full refund but now they won't do the refund unless i return the item and as they know the return shipping to china is too expensive

the main reason to use aliexpress is that they're supposed to keep sellers in check and side with you when the sellers send you garbage or when your item gets damaged or lost in the mail or whatever, but they've apparently stopped doing this and now you will have much stronger buyer protection if you buy from the chink sites that take paypal payments instead

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i'm a platinum member btw, according to reddit you're supposed to get a quick and easy dispute experience but the value here is over $25 so i get treated like a pleb that they can walk all over to keep their short term profits, but if they keep this up then i could do deals directly with my main chinks through paypal, and then aliexpress would only be good for coupons

Looks like the /csg/ dream is over

I have 2 questions /csg
1. what was that replica razor from called ? I am trying to remember it for the last couple of days, but can't.

2. any chink alternative to the surface go ? active stylus is not a must, but a semi-decent keyboard is.

ty, happy weekend

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holy shit, is that battery life real ?

We'd still appreciate the link tho, for future references :)

I've been away for like the entirety of 2018.
What are the best memes to buy?

Is that chest hair real?

Fucking great.

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arrived a couple days ago probably a week ago. Thankfully it arrived pretty quick. BASED CHINK VENDOR. Probably 2w tops.

Matte case for my Moto E4

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somebody please

tin t2

what the fuck

?

dear, it is high quality headphone, thank you for your understanding

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>you can still open a dispute up to 15 days after confirming "Order Received".
I confirmed my order received, but can't remember the exact date, can I see anywhere on Aliexpress when the 15 days dispute time is over?

if you left feedback at the same time you can see it here
feedback.aliexpress.com/management/feedbackBuyerList.htm

aliexpress.com/item/NEW-CPU-Cooling-Cooler-Fan-Heatsink-Blade-For-Intel-LGA-INTEL-LGA1155-1156-I3-I5-Fashion/32920270918.html
is this compatible with lga1150?

Okay what else

>Order Closed: 24 Sep 2018 08:02
I didn't leave feedback but I think this is it right?

I'm planning to buy a Mi 8, but the question is, is it safe to buy from the cheapest listing on Ali? Of course, I don't expect that model to go for less than 350 bucks, but I thought I could at least go for a lower price including shipping costs so it doesn't cost the same as in, say, Amazon
I say this because I know that most ratings in AliExpress are from chink bots

yes, add 14-15 days to that and there is your dispute window

unless it's a brand new seller it should be as safe as any. make sure you get the right version and not a refurb

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi8

Read that as "/CSoy"

Right, I had forgotten about refurbs. Thanks for the heads up

Great, thanks!

What surveillance devices could cheaply allow one to listen to your neighbors talking? I remember there was some sound amplifocation device or similar.

Ok well I think I found it - qshave

I need a desktop mic, lets say max $15

have you already checked your chink usb/pci lan adapters if they contain "rice"?

youtube.com/watch?v=AbtUp8aVR38

looks too much like neeger

My KZ ATEs are giving up after 1 year of daily use. What's the latest IEMeme?
I really liked them and might buy a new pair if nothing better exists.

what's the cheapest place to get raspberry pi zero w? They are supposed to be cheap, but are $20 dollars or so rn. any chink alternatives that are compatible with p4wnp1?

thepihut.com/products/raspberry-pi-zero-w

Mailman just left a package, some Xiaomi Fresh earphones, won't complain for 8dls.

Aiming for some KZ, should I?

microcenter for $5

has casio f-91w single handedly stifled the chink watch industry?

is wojak regular op?

What happened? I mean, which was your refund reason and such.
From KZ, there is the ed16, which I personally have and do recommend for the price. Known to be one of their better sounding ones here, called "the Poormans v80" but some people prefer them over the v80 due to issues with the later. I Ike them because for being an hybrid meme, sounding good, having replaceable cable and being tiny, they are a steal for the price

what is pic related

and where can I get one?

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>like tab s4 hardware aside from the glass back bullshit also don't like touchjizz
>see this shit
indiegogo.com/projects/alldocube-x-tablet-for-high-quality-entertainment#/updates/all
it seems feasible and unlike most other kikiegogo campaigns they aren't promising the world in fact the responses by the company are rather frank about what it will and won't support, is this some new chink trick where they trick you by pretending to not trick you?
my only other option is the galaxy book 2 which will probably cost 3-4.5x as much

primal hardwere bunny, made in america.
they have a thread in /trash/ for it and similar blobs of silicone.

Help me >>>/csg/.
I need a good tablet to give as a gift.
>$200-ish
Needs to be rom/rootable, and not dangerous.
+For ir blaster
Something good for games. What's best for my price range?
I'd like to use it as an HTPC remote, and card/chess gaming machine for old people.
I was looking at a teclast 4g, but maybe thread knows of something better.

MiPad 4

Would this let me hear the sweet sweet sound of chink?

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eu mainland

>general keeps dying
What's the benefit of getting chink shit if it cost pretty much the same anyway?

>the same
as what? you getting jewed just means your dumb

Bought mouse bungie for $3.97. Amazon sells those shits for $15 at least

If old people are going to use it then nothing from China. You need something durable because the elderly are malcoordinated spastics and will drop it, drool on it, or spill hot drinks on it every five minutes.
Better yet, just spend $10 on a chess set and a pack of cards and tell them to go fuck themselves when they ask to have a go on your tablet

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owo

Where can I find more cool garish clothing like pic related?

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dying after hitting bump limit just means OP is a lazy fag

i got one for you right here man

aliexpress.com/item/2017-Summer-New-Anime-Cool-Rick-Morty-3D-Print-Men-T-Shirt-Peace-Among-Worlds-Folk/32814752385.html

I wouldn't be better than what you already have.

I have a BM-800, an unbranded chink phantom power and a USB audio card but the background sound coming from my microphone is still there and its noticeable.

Why did ppl recommend this shite microphone. It would have been cheaper to just get some normie microphone that actually works.
Even when i record myself playing the piano it the highs of the notes sound quite distorted

You need to do a simple mod to significantly lower noise floor.
>some normie microphone that actually works.
So why you didn't do any research and get «normie mic», eh?

A mod? What sort?
Will i still need a phantom power after i mod it

And idk i fell for the hype and i was told that a pahntom power and usb audio card was going overboard but it still sounds bad

lmgtfy.com/?q=bm800 mod
It was mentioned two-three threads ago, you may also check archives.

looks like the (((blomberg))) shit about chinks shoving botnet chips on server motherboards was pure click b8
twitter.com/taviso/status/1048222789767901184

>lmgtfy

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Your point?

maybe in a few years you'll get it

>have nothing to say
>have to use «you don't get it» to appear superior
Good.

yep

user, what can you say about chinese dildos? Any advices?
Pic related, aliexpress - 13 yuros. Looks great, but i never bought them before.

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Are there any decent Bluetooth IEMs? The headphone jack on my phone has crapped out and I want something I can listen to when I go out.

On sale right now:
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_663674.html

redpill me on the zenfone zoom 3
this is my requisites

I haven't brought any personally but /d/ has some horror stories. Apparently the silicon they use isn't body safe, bodily fluids cause them to wear. As you can imagine this means they could leave silicon inside of you and make you very sick. Hard pass.

I'll take the lack of replies as a "yes, don't back kickstarters you dumb retard"?

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Should I order an Asian Medium or Asian Large shirt if I normally wear Medium shirts?

Measure a shirt you own that fits you and compare that to the sellers size chart

going by this an asian xxxl wouldn't fit me

Lose some weight

Fasttech ticket
5.5 days and waiting
Why the fuck were they "waiting for customer contact" in the first place?

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Maybe asians should gain some weight

got my MEMT 5Xs today
>super small and comfy
>sound is great
The only problem is microphonics. I can hear every touch of the cable and slightly touching the earphone is like taping a mic. Securing the cable with a clip does not help since its so sensitive to vibrations you can hear your footsteps.
Would recommend for stationary use, but not so great for active use. If anyone knows good earphones (not necessarily IEMs) for jogging (something comfy and less prone to microphonics) feel free to post suggestions.

aliexpress.com/item/Original-MEMT-X5-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Stereo-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Earbuds-Hifi-Bass/32791508652.html

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Umm.. no sweetie
[Suffers like 8th famine]

dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys

Can you update infographic? It is outdated

think of the chinks

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Stop, I can only get so hard

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To be honest, it's much better than i expected.

they'd all be without jobs and begging on the streets if we didn't buy their shit

I wonder what foxconn and the like look like inside considering they are meant to be the worst

aliexpress.com/item/get-this/32803518913.html

I like the company presentation pictures

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>faak
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=j8FXC9fODQs

"no"

Looking for some NOS ICs on Aliexpress

>Why is the Yamaha brand logo crossed out? Also are these new or recycled?
>HI,in stock
>ʕಠ ͟ʖಠʔ

Seriously, why do some sellers 'shop the logos on ICs out, is this to get copyright trolls off their ass or something?

What's the meme iem of choice now, my Xiaomi once are broken. Under 20£.

Yes. I've bought replacement backplates for sony phones, shopped out logos in photos, black stickers on the logos when they arrived. But they said "sony" underneath.

The chinks want to send me a new cable for my tin t2s but despite my requests they avoid saying anything about extending protection period. Should i just remind them or threaten them that I don't want to risk anything and if they wont ill open dispute? Talking to nicehck store.

You need a usb interface it gives phantom power and it's a usb DAC.
Plus for prof audio you need to mod it as the annon mentioned.
Phantom power + shit usb DAC is no good.

Few years ago they started to take down obvious fakes. So now they have to hide that fact.

Makes sense, though the IC in question hasn't been in production since the early 90s and aren't really in high demand. Maybe they're just doing it to all the listings, even old stock just in case.

I wanna get a grow light for my basil saplings and thought of getting these:
aliexpress.com/item/LED-Grow-Light-LED-Full-Spectrum-Fitolampy-Hydroponics-5V-USB-Phyto-Lamp-With-Controller-For-Greenhouse/32892959374.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.98.1e6540b0Mr2W7J&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10320_10065_10068_10547_318_10548_10696_10084_10083_10618_452_10304_10307_10820_532_10821_10302_204_10843_10059_10884_10887_100031_10319_10103,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=1ea6ed91-f762-4568-95dc-6caf1adf4cb1-13&algo_pvid=1ea6ed91-f762-4568-95dc-6caf1adf4cb1&priceBeautifyAB=0
Do you think these things are legit/working as intended? If anyone knows better ones, I'd be glad to hear from them, especially if they can be clipped to something.