What's your favorite thing about technology?

Chink grills

tiddies

It works surprisingly well

But technology is natural since we're natural

Yeah, I try to autohide the taskbar because it clashes with the rest of my theme, but it keeps un-autohiding itself for some reason.

diggin' the fading titlebar.

Not anything sexual because it distracts from my real interest and has wasted so much time and productivity in my life.

>implying a girl like that would ever even talk to me
>implying that even if she didn't I wouldn't literally die

It replaces people.

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big fat tiddies

beating my MEAT to anime whores then RAPING my sister and dog

Who is this nice whore?

>my sister and dog
Is this one entity?

My favorite thing about technology, summed up in one webm.

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traps and shota doujinshis.

My favorite technology is GNU/Linux, and I enjoy getting paid to do administration on GNU/Linux systems.

I also enjoy seeing Microcuck administrators shed tears when their oh-so-great systems have to forcefully shutdown to install some updates

lel vibrators come with apps now? bet it tracks how many orgasms she has too

Women already have technology and literal apps that can give them orgasms, while men still have to invest billions of dollars into research, hoping that one day, they might have sex robots.
But women still talk about being opressed and how men have it better in society

cringe get these degenerates out of public

>she's getting close
>hot and heavy
>suddenly vibrator stops
>this orgasm brought to you by squarespace!
>vibrator resumes
>can only think about squarespace while orgasming from now on

No wonder they are such...

consumer whores!

*bum bum tiss*

>But technology is natural since we're natural
Ok, let me rephrase my wording. Man made *artificial* design via understanding of natural laws > natural evolution of organisms.

I'm always jealous of how women orgasm. It looks like the dawning of some mystical epiphany on her fucking soul. Men on the other hand get to sneeze into a tissue

Bugmen with the prime directive of
>SEEK PLEASURE MUST SEEK PLEASURE AT ANY COST
Programmed into the core of their being.
Imagine the dead soulless eyes of this couple and how dried up they appear from sexual losses. Disgusting. People who live like animals should be put in cages.

I wish these women were the ones doing porn. God, porn actresses are so fucking ugly...

play with your prostate and anus

And yet their lives are more fulfilling than anyone on here. We need a new timeline desu, this one was a mistake.

It enables me to interact with less people than I would usually have to.

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Sounds perfectly natural

>But technology is natural since we're natural
>artificial things are natural

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>we don't need instincts and emotions bzzt bzzt we must all necome NPC automatons bzzt bzzt

You're not looking hard enough, user.

Show me 1(one) porn actress that looks in porn as good as any of your regular semen demons.on your regular bait photos.

What would she do if someone grabbed her boobs?

It's possible to develop intuition if it's actually useful.

Scream for help and then 20 people would spawn and start chasing and/or beating you

So is a dam made my beavers not natural?

Installing gentoo

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basedjak *cracks* now THAT was a meme *sips*

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>"Apple is mediocre hardware for premium prices sold to retards, get the fuck out of my face"
And that's why I'm single. Doesn't help that too many faggots like Apple either.

Please give source

Unironically this, best feeling in the world

NPCs are programmed to go after base pleasures.

How do you get a prostate orgasm without any toys?

this.

>Stock rainmeter
Wanted to laugh but I use the same + system temps.

>>>/lbgt/

Sit on the toilet, cover your middle finger with a wet wipe and stick it in your ass.

based and redpilled

Porn

Open communication with people all over the planet. The slow process of sharing information two hundred years is hard to wrap my head around.

I get to stroll in the office at 9:30 and shitpost all day and make more than those slaving away at a trade. I've also only gotten 1 phone call in 5 years and am forbidden to communicate with customers.

lgbt never talks about prostate orgasms though. that's what Jow Forums is for.

fpbp

Nothing is artificial.

The camera phone

women don't have real orgasms. They'll never know what it feels like to have an actual climax like when a guy cums.

How is this magic called? I want one

... it's almost as if they're acting.

anjelica

lately this ~~sigh

I love my boobs

sertraline

My brain tells me it's botnet, but my cunny wants it :(

too bad her pussi is busted

box full of free milkies - a computer

disgusting thot

:(

I'd rather not use chemical compounds to alleviate my mood related troubles. Thanks for the suggestion though, much appreciated.

I hate technology.

fpbp

She seems like she has a great personality

what are whet wypes

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We know it's you, Luke.

Nothing, I stopped liking technology years ago.

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Mila Azul :3

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Same but I'm pretty sure all the time I use to distract myself only makes my sadness worse.

Miss Alice

/tv/ pls

even if technology natural that doesn't make it good

epic

Humans are the sole exception, everything else is natural. Blame sapience.

no

Its good but very slow and kinda weird

Do you just finger your ass repeatedly?

Optical discs
Physical copies

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i can talk to some human beings instead of the apes from my third world shithole.

It's botnet. Work on developing one yourself

If that's not the gayest desktop then I don't know what is.

based

All the colorful buttons and pretty lights is a window to the world and I don't have to leave my room.

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Sertralin leaves you as a dumb vegetable, it completely kills your analytical thinking and makes you ignore everything. Which is good.
However, in my case it was causing migraines which slowly killed an auditory nerve, which means now my right ear can't hear shit above 8KHz.