Owning a poodroid

>owning a poodroid

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10/10 thread, would hide again.

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>owning a phone

SEETHING

please leave Jow Forums forever

> 530 KB
> 750x1334
> for an empty shot

>750x1334
my fucking sides

>being french
5/5S/SEfags lol

>I NEED A HIGH RESOLUTION FOR A 5 INCH SCREEN TO WATCH MUH ANIMUS MOMMYYYYYYYYYY
Go outside or kill yourself, preferably the latter

>not being French

>not being muslim

>being american
Ay ay ay la monstruocidad

Get notched nigga.

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BTFO!!!
Just assume a bunch of shit. Works everytime time bud

yet all pajeerdroids are copying it now. lmao

>letting in millions of rapefugees

>owning a jewphone

Android had it first pic related

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faggot

usatoday.com/story/tech/2014/10/30/tim-cook-comes-out/18165361/

>all these pajeets falling for bait thread
epic sage

sihT

Android is copying the Apple interpretation of the Essential Notch,down to the shape and purpose. Not just a camera slit.

>can't even spell October right
yikes

Apple...

Well, how can I put this.

Apple? it's LIFE+.
Imagine life without Apple.
YUCK!
Say it with me.
YUCK!

Hey Jessica?
Yeah, Veronica, what is it?
Did you see the phone user has?
*giggles* it's an androshit, right?
Yea.
What a loser.
Yea.
I bet he's an incel too, lol.
Lol.

So you see, Apple, it's LIFE+.
It's a "life upgrade", if you will.
Life isn't life without Apple.
What are you, a caveman?
Become plus. Become Apple.

>imagine speaking only one language
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

>phone decides your life
ok sure