Thinks getting a gf is hard

>thinks getting a gf is hard

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well its really easy

>he cares about relationships

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i could get a gf below 6 any time if i wanted but i'm looking for a 8-9+ which is almost impossible.

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Shut up retarded noneincel

a girl asked me for a cigarette. I gave one to her. She asked me if I like anime. I said, "I don't mind it". She says "You're more mature than the boys at my school". I say "Okay" and her mother picks her up from the train station. One week later, after a week of talking daily, she asks my age; I answer 22: she says she's 16. She asks me to go out with her. We start going out. It lasted for 2 years.

did ye fucked her?

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yeah 16 is legal here

It requires more effort than I'm willing to invest

did she liked it?

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she said she did, adamantly; but if I was a girl, I don't think I'd like a drunk, fat guy ploughing me after a night of watching youtube and anime.

I claim you to be the basedest aus poster on bant

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thank you. I declare you the good russian poster on Jow Forums, comrade abe.

>the good
the only good
the rest are okay

thanks

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>mfw user got wooed by a girl
I'm dumfounded

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anyone else read "thinks gf is getting hard"?

I know right. All I do is drink and chain smoke all day and occasionally watch chinese cartoons. I like to believe it was my overweight-bad-boy charms, but it most likely wasn't.

Maybe she wanted to see how mysterious you were?

that a good point every girl I've ever dated(5 in total) has said I'm near impossible to understand, and I keep telling them "there is literally forethought to any of my actions", which is true.

>literally forethought
I mean: literally no forethought