It's 2am

>it's 2am
BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*pause*
BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AMBER ALERT FOR THE 50 MILLIONTH TIME HAVE YOU SEEN A WHITE TOYOTA SEQUOIA WITH LICESNE PLATE "GUVOWNSU"

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wew

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just remove Cell Broadcasts from your device
Keep in mind this actually turns your mobile phone into an illegal device

>Presidential alerts are always presented
Cuck

turned off thanks user.

Do Americans actually do that?

>he doesnt want the POTUS to keep him updated

well he is my boss so id like to hear what hes saying

I'd like him to use this for shitposting.

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100% cucked
democracy is 51% of the people telling the other 49% what to do

>using amber alerts for stolen/wanted vehicles
ishiggydiggygyss

only time I get those is if it's for a missing person, and that happened exactly one (1) time so far

mfw I never ever got an alert on my phone

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>not living in a shithole therefore not having shit aletrs

>he is my boss
He is a public servant, the people are the bosses.

I get one every month

Is the text about the wall? No? Then shut up and get back to work, Mr. Trump.

stop kidnapping children

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Presidential alerts should be in Spanish

that keeps us updated as to the progress of the Great Wall of America

Back to land lines

>*hear someone breaking into your home*
>OH SHIT ALEXA SAVE ME, I'M ABOUT TO BE RAPED!
>Alexa:"Ordering tape"
>NO YOU DUMB BITCH, RAPE RAPE!
>OH SHIT! HERE HE COMES!
>AHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!
>Alexa:"Would you like some assistance?"
>*smacking noises*
>*moments later*
>BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>*pause*
>BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>(AMBER ALERT FOR THE 50 MILLIONTH TIME)
>HAVE YOU SEEN THIS user

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>Spanish
Absolutely cucked nation.

lmao

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But that says black Honda civic

>spanish
lmao what a bunch of cucks

>51% of the people
More like 23%
npr.org/2016/11/02/500112248/

the remaining percent are niggers and communists so they can be disregarded.

weiner represent

There's an app on F-Droid called Blacklist Blocker, it allows you to set up blacklist and whitelist filters for both incoming calls and messages and I did notice that you can blacklist the address that both Amber alerts and the most recent presidential test alert came from.

Oh dear, oh my! Gosh, I am certainly not implying that you should do such a thing. I'm only stating what I have observed, is all.

We need an incoming bog call variant for Trump.