>it's 2am
BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*pause*
BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AMBER ALERT FOR THE 50 MILLIONTH TIME HAVE YOU SEEN A WHITE TOYOTA SEQUOIA WITH LICESNE PLATE "GUVOWNSU"
It's 2am
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just remove Cell Broadcasts from your device
Keep in mind this actually turns your mobile phone into an illegal device
>Presidential alerts are always presented
Cuck
turned off thanks user.
Do Americans actually do that?
>he doesnt want the POTUS to keep him updated
well he is my boss so id like to hear what hes saying
I'd like him to use this for shitposting.
100% cucked
democracy is 51% of the people telling the other 49% what to do
>using amber alerts for stolen/wanted vehicles
ishiggydiggygyss
only time I get those is if it's for a missing person, and that happened exactly one (1) time so far
mfw I never ever got an alert on my phone
>not living in a shithole therefore not having shit aletrs
>he is my boss
He is a public servant, the people are the bosses.
I get one every month
Is the text about the wall? No? Then shut up and get back to work, Mr. Trump.
stop kidnapping children
Presidential alerts should be in Spanish
that keeps us updated as to the progress of the Great Wall of America
Back to land lines
>*hear someone breaking into your home*
>OH SHIT ALEXA SAVE ME, I'M ABOUT TO BE RAPED!
>Alexa:"Ordering tape"
>NO YOU DUMB BITCH, RAPE RAPE!
>OH SHIT! HERE HE COMES!
>AHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!
>Alexa:"Would you like some assistance?"
>*smacking noises*
>*moments later*
>BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>*pause*
>BRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>(AMBER ALERT FOR THE 50 MILLIONTH TIME)
>HAVE YOU SEEN THIS user
>Spanish
Absolutely cucked nation.
lmao
But that says black Honda civic
>spanish
lmao what a bunch of cucks
>51% of the people
More like 23%
npr.org
the remaining percent are niggers and communists so they can be disregarded.
weiner represent
There's an app on F-Droid called Blacklist Blocker, it allows you to set up blacklist and whitelist filters for both incoming calls and messages and I did notice that you can blacklist the address that both Amber alerts and the most recent presidential test alert came from.
Oh dear, oh my! Gosh, I am certainly not implying that you should do such a thing. I'm only stating what I have observed, is all.
We need an incoming bog call variant for Trump.