#madebygoogle Launch Event Megathread

this is reveal is absolute dogshit

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Damn the AI already knew what he was gonna ask

JEWGLE IS FINISHED

CODEOFCONDUCTED.COM

>fucking up a scripted event

just wow.

>family friendly content
lmao

Nooooooo don't go back to the pajeet

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POO

SHORT GOOGL

SHE'S BACK

FUCK OFF POOJEETA

gotta thank D I V E R S I T Y for that

ooga booga

Why did they just shit out a bunch of products within like 5 minutes?

>Lol here's pixel 3 and pixel slate and the home hub :)))

Take your fucking time and go through each of them one at a time, you goddamn monkeys

Not again. WTF. REMOVE KEBAB

best PDP
Also smart wipe when

Man they must really be insecure about the Pixel3. They're barely showing the phone at all, and if they do it's from behind.

DAME TU PAJEETA

on the phone?
>take me to xxx
>when is the next train to xxx
>call me an uber
>play xxx on pocketcasts
>set a timer for 30 minutes [while my laundry is in the wash]
>turn off my lights

That's curry not kebab

Yeah that was pretty weird of them

They're going to fail like everything they do, so why bother?

i can't listen to her say "home" any longer. someone fucking save me

LMAOOOOOO

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Who the fuck even uses smart devices? I don't know anyone who has anything beyond a Google home or a smart thermostat

lmao they're using the regular pixel 3 for app examples

you guys get a google app update 30 minutes ago?

because we already know everything about the pixel xl
also they're saving the actual interesting stuff for last to make sure we're all aware of their google home updates and shit

No one ever thought 1984 would come by people voluntarily installing telescreens in their own homes.

>Google forbids hiring wgite CIS males for project leads
>their presser is chock full of uninspired bullshit

NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST

I have a pixel 2 and I've used it a couple of times but don't regularly use it for anything.

pajeet or paki or bangladeshi whatever

Who really gives a shit about home assistant devices?

Just use your W O I C E

>Who the fuck even uses smart devices?
zoomers

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WOICE
WOICE
WOICE

Who /Pixel/ here?

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Zoomers have homes?

My father is really into that stuff, but that's it.
He is the only one i know who cares about smart home.

>1.2 billion photos every day
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I wish google would stop focusing on voice and assistant shit. I don't even use play services

I seriously cannot take any more of this accent. Fucking hell

>That manly snort just now
God help us

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2XL here. I'm skipping this generation if this shit looks like what everyone fears.

Here

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this is epic...

So they faked it?

Is Google turning into the NSA?

Women....

Pretty typical of a tech presentation.

Holy crap. Can't they hire BBC presenters for the good English? It's disgusting.

based mods

Jabba the Hub

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yep this had better fail

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>live albums that show random pictures of selected faces
Yeah that won't embarrass anyone by accident, definitely

Her son is called shoeuup?

Oh god no one cares about that home bullshit. Only richfags buy these and they hardly even use it.

yep

they live with parents
pajeeta is choking, btw

I try to use it as much as I can desu, it's not always perfect but it's convenient to send out a text, set reminders, get weather and directions, etc. You just gotta get used to using it

No offense to this lady, but how hard can it be to find people who can speak english properly?

M A C H I N E L E A R N I N G

Machine learning

>Tuned in
>a fat ugly brown wymen speaking on stage
>close the tab
I was betting on either lanky soiboi or middle aged transvestite but I'm not surprised.
Also,
S T I C C I E D

cringe

this lady is literally there to appeal to the pajeet hoard that defends them in the YouTube comments

$149? That's much cheaper than I imagined. I thought it was going to be like 300

Also going to skip out on the 3, I have no reason to upgrade just to use a worse notch display.

FINALLY FUCKED OFF

*snap*

150$ picture frame

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honestly why do they bother with these scripted faux demos if they know something is always going to go wrong

like it would have been more reliable to have used an actual google hub instead of the pre-recorded cued up video

DELET THIS

She's holding a poo

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>turning into
lmao google was a part of PRISM and was partially funded by the CIA and NSA

Imagine saving some porn pics and then it shows up on your hub or your family's hub.

IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, CITIZEN

at least they'd be HQ Noods

>when you come home from vacation, you'll find your pictures already on home hub
And that's how little timmy found out his parents were into S&M

Amazon's cheap tablet has home mode.

dont forget about tachiyomiEH

BADABAPADA BIM BOM HEY GOGOL

Google looking pretty bad.

only if android felt as smooth as they show it off in the demos. i'm on pie and this shit is still not accurate

Glad I muted that part

Diversity hires was a mistake

>2018
>not saving a bunch of cp and giving your friend your hub

How much is this SLATE thing??

This is a really cool pumpkin

I think you can just install an add-on in tachiyomi for EH.