1.000.000 pesos but you also turn into a Mexican vampire

1.000.000 pesos but you also turn into a Mexican vampire
Do you take the deal?

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>become Morbius without the side affects
>get free money
Hell yeah

mods, plz maek thsi sticku

lol where do you get those pics?

>mexican vampire
hope you like sucking sauce outta burritos to "live", ese

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t. doesn't know how to look up m*xicans on faceberg on jalloween

Oh yeah, I forgot that today is halloween

I just googled mexican vampire desu

bet you were also about to "forget" that tomorrow is the start of no fap november

Thanks for reminding me.
That will help me a lot :3

>mexican-vampire

Yes,such as the mighty and powerfully spooky Tacula!
Fear his gaze and his delicious smell!

I kill him

I want to be mexican

It doesn't work.
He tries to turn u into a mexican vampire but your nordic blood is too pure and he recoils from the taste of fish and flees

Tomorrow is Dia de Muertos.
what do you think of that fellas.

>nordic blood

I'm not white

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Isn't it Dia de los Muertos? Not that it really matters but that's how I knew it.

yes

Oh yeah exactly but you can say it by those both names without problem.

Thanks

So you get 2 halloweens?
That's a bit unfair isn't it?

Yes you are, stop denying it brother.

You can't prove it

orale ese of course. BET homes! doood lemme tell my eses about this they will gang-kill you jajajja

Mexico is a hot, sunny country. It'd be a bad place to be a vampire. I'd pass.

neither can you sadly.
I believe tho, i see it in your posts that you have to be the rare non mutt nordic blood descended burger.

I have that hat