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Well paid in like Africa or what?

Exactly, south america

>tfw can't even get subsidized student loans because I'm white
Is being white with not-rich parents the worst possible option for getting ahead in life?

software developer

250k

Is that before or after taxes?

>work 40 hours a week
>commission-based software guy
>30 paid vacation days a year
>$8600 a month on average
Life's bretty gud.

tendies operator
21k$/decade

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found the pajeet.

Chile
Full stack webdev
2000 EUR/month

>shit that has never happened

Provide indisputable proof or GTFO

>junior sysadmin
>£30k

No. White is the new Mexican. Asian is the new Black.

>he thinks $8600/mo with just office hours is impossible
What's it like being a NEET?

VR dev/computer graphics
$5,000

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How math heavy is it, really? I almost shot myself trying to write shit in OpenGL.

>grocery bagger and senior shit mopping bitch
>$12/h with 20 to 48 hours a week
Tasukete.

>tfw white community college student
>4.6 high school GPA
>$458 a semester Pell Grant
>no free transit
I have to suck dick for gas money.

Your parents just weren't poor enough.
t. had to go bankrupt at 18 to get away from loans and credit cards my parents took out in my name

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He probably means "well paid relative to other software engineers in his country"

Mathematician
300k/year

Its math heavy but that shit is second nature to me.
Matrices and projections and vector math and some Calc and writing shader code.
Honestly the people I work for don't understand shit about cgi so they come to me with high level requests like making the lighting look better and "make the fps better for mobile".

Being a white straight male is the worst possible life choice you could make right now.

That's like euro vacation and sandfrandcisco pay.
>wtf?

>not 300,000k
ya blew it

>"Chemical" "Engineer"
>86k/yr
Honestly what I really do is mostly environmental compliance for the plant. But no complaints here.

>make the fps better for mobile
The absolute horror.

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kill that thing with fire

It is. These guys have an 8k stereoscopic video being decoded in the background and want to render a 3d scene with screen space reflections on top of it. On the Oculus go(basically a phone).
I only optimized it enough to get 45 fps but these guys simply never had a guy tell them "you can't do that on mobile" until now.
They hired me right out of school and I picked this over a relocation job and I'm tempted to find another job because the commute is terrible and I don't think I'm being nearly paid enough for my skillset. I built them a them a nightly build server and automated enough tasks to get someone else laid off.

Thanks for reading my blog post while I'm on the metro for an hour heading to this job.

Right. So my impression of that stuff is like is dead-on.

>Honestly the people I work for don't understand shit about cgi so they come to me with high level requests like making the lighting look better and "make the fps better for mobile".
As far as I know, everything math/stats heavy is like that. My condolences, it's not fun being surrounded by idiots.

I know right, the best of both worlds. I'm a eurofag working for a company that provides (only) senior software consultants for random gigs. Our monthly pay consists of nothing but 40% of our billable hours.

The funny thing is, our hourly rates aren't that much higher than other companies', we simply have no middle managers or fancy offices to eat up the difference.

Phone tech support, 1650€ monthly

do you work remote?
how hard is it to get one of these jobs?
I need neetbux but don't want to leave the house

>affective touch
>plastic finger

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Sweden (Yes)
Systems Engineer
2 800 €/month

No remote option unfortunately, wasn't that hard at all if you know some basic laptop and desktop troubleshooting, and finish the conversation on phone without much stutter. It's Germany btw.

Also, it's tech support for enterprise systems, laptop and desktop is something like 1300-1400 here.

Ah, I would have guessed India

Bongland
Equipment Engineer
£3500/month (50-60hrs/week)

What do you think about Siggraph?

I get paid half as much and I think life's bretty good

>Call Center
>$1800/Monthly

I do either Political Push Polls or if I am lucky an unbiased and factual survey. Rarely lucky.

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Just made me think of something. Would it be beneficial to take out loans/credit cards in your kids names and actually pay them back so that they have decent credit when they're old enough to need their own loans?

Warehouse worker
$5,362.50 monthly (converted from Norwegian crowns and not taking 30% tax in account)

Software dev (.Net)

2400 euro a month

Its my first job (im at 6 months rn) and i didnt do cs in uni but im earning a lot of (msft) certs and doing really well (and also enjoy my work a lot) so im gonna negotiate 3k in a few months. I'm quite happy.

>sw engineer
>1000 USD/mo
wtf I love living in eastern europe

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Yeah, most software guys settle for less. Not me. I want the money.

Wtf negro, are you a complete bottom-tier code monkey?

Theoretically you could, but the identity theft would eventually be found and reported. If not by the child then the credit companies or loan companies.

>that reading comprehension
he said " eastern europe" faggot

>negro
?
>bottom-tier code monkey
linux drivers + c/bash/python for system utilities/tests
1000 USD here is alot

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Its like E3 for people like me

you use unity a lot?

>Part time software engineer
>$5K post tax / month

this what people actually believe?

Why don't you move somewhere else?

>undergraduate researcher
>$300 monthly

Employed Haskell programmer
300k

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Yea. And I hate it. Prefer unreal.

Kek, every time.

>neet
>400 eur/month

No thankx, it's comfy here

300000 Indian rupees = 4041,15 USD

seems about right

Unity for 2d
Unreal for 3d
Source if you hate yourself

>Teacher's assistant for a CS course
>$15 an hour

It's not too bad and I'm given a lot of free time to practice my work.

>real estate business
>$10m/year
suck it code monkey workers

>makes $1M a month
>posts on Jow Forums
:^)

45.000€ in Germany
BI-analyst, fresh out of uni with bachelors degree in finance. It is a fuckton of money, considering I am used to get minimum wage in my jobs before.

Will go for a master in the next couple of years and maybe a phd afterwards.

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>Software Developer (Mostly backend stuff for automation & integration development)
>$75/hr

0

kek

>neet
>0$/month, but mommy gives me 20$/week

1600/month
Remote call center for an ISP
Suicide soon

Self-employed systems programmer (C, C++, Assembly)
83€ / hr
Not as much as it sounds
Time off? No income.
Sick? No income.
Unemployed? No income.
I suggest most people should seek employment, not self-employment

>not having another job while you have time off/sick

I'm an associate programming bullshit at 2.3k pounds per month after taxes in UK.

Should I negotiate for a higher salary if I'm good?

good at what?

At the job of course.

You must be far east cuz it aint much here in poorland

IT Consultant (SAP implementation)
$7,250/month before taxes
$4,700/month after taxes
Fuck NYC.

>insurance agent
>entirely sales
>made abt 60k last year
>will make over 80k by the end of this year

>装配线工人
>¥6,924.3 到了年底

What the fuck? That is awful pay. Is this part time or something?

my college is starting to give workshop on SAP.

How is it really? like a normal programming language?

i heard SAP devs earn a ton

holly shit that's barely enough for comfortable living even for post soviet countries

SAP is a company that produces software. He is implementing said software for the various business that need it.
You're probably thinking about that crappy (but easy) scripting language that you can use on all SAP software

>front desk
>$1,800-$2,000/month

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SAP isn't a programming language to my knowledge. I don't do any programming. I work with companies as a consultant to help them implement (switch to/add on to/switch off of) SAP (a large business software tool).
I don't mind the work. SAP is incredibly complex and multifaceted so there's something new to learn every day. It's also used all over the world so lots of opportunities.

They say SAP is Germany revenge on the world.

>Trophy husband
>Whatever my wife makes/my gambling winnings
Feelsgoodman

please explain further.

>NEET
>$ 0

>being a male prostitute
What's it like having your testicles roll around in her purse?

>jr sysadmin
>$55k/year
what's some good side work for extra cash?

I troubleshoot and repair smartphones as well as tablets at a service center. Mainly Samsung but sometimes they shift people around to different lines depending on workloads.
I'm paid 100.78 SEK/h with a 40 hour work week, 25 days paid vacation/year. Average monthly salary is about 12500kr (~$1 373) post tax.

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Kek, I don't doubt it. I've been on a few engagements these past 2 years to move OFF of SAP which was pretty interesting.

I've been here for 4 years now (straight out of college), but I'm thinking of moving to IT audit or something in some private company for max comfy. SAP will die eventually and if I form my whole career around it, it's probably not good long term.