In which pocket do you put your phone?

front shirt pocket because anywhere else would cause my headphone wires to bend and break, also it's easier to access

putting it in the back pocket is asking to either get pickpocketed or getting a broken screen from sitting on it

Front right
I rather feel my phone while moving so I can feel comfy knowing it's there and having it in the back would make me uncomfy while sitting.

wait, you have trouble reaching into your front pockets?

Nice try fbi nigger

most correct poster itt

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Stop it, Jamal.

front right: phone
back left: wallet to counterbalance the weight of the phone

he wears these faggy pants

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At work: left rear
Not at work: right front

>his pants aren't tight enough to produce a noticeable bulge

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>his pants have to be tight to have a penular bulge

this, faggot btfo

Imagine sitting down

what you don't shove you phone up your ass
what kind of faggot are you

Front left

Isn't this skinny pants meme already dead

Front right. Xperia XZ2 Compact fits in ALL my pants.

right here senpai

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Interior jacket pocket

This is the real correct answer, anything else is wrong.
Top tier is taking out our wallet when you sit down.

I'm not a fag

based boomer.

You’re an obvious samefag, you stupid kike. I whole heartedly doubt that someone else would share the retarded, nuanced views of a tripcode user.

Eat shit and die.

Front right: phone, notebook and fountain pen
Front left: wallet and keys
Backpockets empty. I don't enjoy hip damage.

right front

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left rear

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front right

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Faggot

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Front right

The only serious option

>putting literally anything other than the occasional scrap of paper in your back pockets

Front left since I wear my Pebble on that side and my wireless earbuds daisy chains left earbud to phone; nevermind that I'm right handed. I'm not expecting to become ambidextrous, but it's nice to have my left hand do things.

Imagine not doing these

Stfu jordan. Enjoy your spine problems when you grow older

Front right : phone
Front left : wallet, smokes
Back right : keys, coins
Back left : handkerchief or tissues, whichever you use

EVERYTHING ELSE GOES IN THE BAG. If you don't carry a bag, stop being a faggot hipster and grow the fuck up.

Back right pocket when I'm standing
Front right when I'm sitting

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>putting anything at all in your back pockets
You're asking for pickpocketing niggers. Did your mum not teach you the basics of safety and security or something?

Curse all Jackets that doesn't have interior pockets.

This

I agree with the front pockets, but
>he actually uses back pockets
Wallet goes with phone, work keys go in with other keys.

Inner right pocket with a zipper if I'm wearing a jacket. Otherwise I use both front pockets interchangeably

Wasted quads.

Front right: phone.
Front left: keys, wallet

I don't use my back pockets because sitting on crap in your pockets is fucking retarded.

in my backpack's pocket. only idiots trust their pockets unless they are cargo pants with zipped leg pockets.

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Front left. Wallet goes in front right. Knife, keys, pens, etc goes in these pockets. They are hand level for quick and easy access. Fuck having anything in rear pockets.

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front left
that's my dedicated phone pocket

>Back right: wallet
Good for thieves

No one has yet to point out the quads...

You do realize that always sitting with one buttcheek elevated is going to fuck up your spine right? Or do you keep a phone in each back pocket?

I don't carry my phone with me when I leave the house.

zdnet.com/article/us-cell-carriers-selling-access-to-real-time-location-data/
lifehacker.com/how-retail-stores-track-you-using-your-smartphone-and-827512308

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pocket with zip inside my jacket. I live in a third world country with shitty cold weather

Front right: phone, cigarettes
Front left: wallet, keys
Back right: lighter

Got my first smartphone recently, dunno if I'm doing it right. I put it in my right pocket on its own with the screen facing inwards. I've got a rubbery case and screen protector but feel like if I put the phone so the front was facing outwards I might walk into a desk or something and damage it.

Front right.
I'm left handed, it there's any correlation.

I put it in my panties. I don't intend to have kids anyway.

Front right, with my pack of cigarettes .
Front left holds keys and handkerchief
Front pocket in my shirt holds my lighter and pen
Back right jeans pocket holds my wallet.
Back left holds nothing.

I move the wallet from back to front right pocket to sit comfortable and the phone outside, in my hand or a table.

It's the only pocket large enough to fit a phone

>blade

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Phone?

Front left.

Back pocket if I have one, otherwise in my bag. Occasionally bra.

Based Jordan, though I still have no clue why you're the real jordan.

I have my assistant carry them for me

Stop living in a shithole.

None. My phone is in my bag.

I have a pouch that straps on to my belt.

Front right: phone
Font left: keys
Back right: wallet
Back left: empty
I take out my wallet when sitting. I also move my wallet with my phone when I'm in cities, countries or event known for pickpocketing.

OwO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

100% this.

Front right

front right

Front right, upside down, facing outwards. Wallet/keys from left. Come at me, pickpockets.

do you sit on your smartphone or take the phone off every time you need to sit??

I put it in my purse.

> facing outwards
Never gonna make it

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
The post.

Front right.

Smoking is not good for you user.

ill never understand people that don't use screen protectors or cases, ive never broken a phone in my life

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whichever pocket in witch I also can fit my hand over it, just in case

i take it out, normally sandwich it between my legs or under my thigh until i stand up again. most of the times where i'm sitting down and have my phone on me is when i'm actually using it, though, like trains.

Back pocket when I wear pants with pockets and don't have anywhere else to carry it.

Front right ever since 4th grade
My right testicle is probably less functional

Based

You are all faggots. The correct answer is front left pocket, screen facing inwards, upside down (bottom of phone is facing up). This is by far the most effective method of putting away and retrieving your phone, and keeping it in a difficult to pickpocket location.
manufacturers should have realized this years ago and put the headphone jack on the bottom, so that way you can easily listen to music while the phone is in ideal position, but since they're all retarded they just decided to remove it instead of fixing the location.

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>he relaxes around blacks
They can't stick their hands in your pocket without you noticing if you're paying attention.

>t. phablet-using retard