Buys a super slim phone

>buys a super slim phone
>puts a bulky case on it

really jigs my jags desu

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>not protecting an expensive piece of technology

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I don't use a case for my phone, but I really wish modern designs had more grip on the back. Dropping my phone is a pain, even if nothing breaks.

if i get a shitty case will i be as cute and gay as OP image?

>>buys a super slim phone
lel

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well I bought a Moto X4 on sale a few months ago, shit it's so fucking slippery I had to immediately buy a case and now it's bulkier and heavier than my old phone. Everything is the fucking chinks fault and their obsession with glass back phones.

>Phone is super thin and slippery.
>Doorknob attachment is needed to actually keep a firm grip.
Why is this an actual thing? Who thought adding Glass on the back of a paper-thin phone was a good idea?

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>backpack dance
This is what happens when no one in your life hits you.

I usually hate putting a case on my smartphone, but it really helps sometimes. When I am biking or doing heavy work I slip one on and it gives me some peace of mind.

They do better with focus test groups. It's all about the first impressions. The first 5 seconds where you pick up the phone and feel it in your hand, before doing anything else. These groups don't spend enough time with the phones to appreciate the extra battery some thickness affords, or the better grip and durability of a polymer construction. They respond most positively to silky glass and thinness.

>being a clumsy bitch
>not just shoving your phone in your purse with your keys

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um that's a boy

please be a boy

It is.

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Because slim phones are a meme forced by the manufacturers.
Nobody actually gives a fuck but they both ironically and unironically can't see farther than their nose.

Who?

bump

what is this slippery glass meme? glass is actually pretty grippy compared to metal or plastic

you can tell from the eye structure and shoulders that it's a dude

Is this where the zoomer dance comes from?

Wtf kind of dancing is that

fortnite

What the fuck is this?

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Given that they're hiding their lower face, yeah that's 100% a dude

my dick goes in there

elf-slut

fortnite

cansur

a huge faggot

I'd fuck that faggot in the ass, no homo

Google fit has that specific dance as a trackable workout

Yes
No but also yes

Finally someone else sees things my way.

pic related is my redpill, the perfect caseless phone.

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