Which title has the biggest balls?

Which title has the biggest balls?
>Linux Admin
>Computer Engineer
>Programmer
>Software Engineer
I want to go to school to have a big Tech Penis to wave around at other people, what should I major in? Any other options that those 4?

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Linux admins cut off their balls.

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>Going to school just to wave your ego peen around

Ok...

The title with the biggest balls is CEO of IBM

If in a country where engineer is a protected term, comp eng, if in a shithole (us) then all 4 of those titles mean the same thing

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balls always precede your position

Pee is stored in the balls

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>balls always precede your position
this
also, system administrator always sound good to normies, you just have to say you're in charge of your company network and system infrastructure and your balls are already on on the table

lick 'em all and find out by yourself

faggot

All of the above

Is the only reason why software engineer and programmer are both listed because software engineer makes people think they are more awesome?

software engineers have a higher salary on average for doing the same work

t. software engineer

computer engineering. also more fun degree plan.

>tfw theres only three IT peeps in the office
>both of them are fresh graduates
>i am the system admin, developer, tester, programmer lead, procurement dude, trainer, analyst, devops guy

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Less job prospects than SE though and lower salary on average

>be sysadmin
>most of my friends are programmers or work in related fields
>everybody thinks I am like architect from the Matrix
>i literally do nothin 99% of my work time


Work/peen ratio I think being admin is the best.

Boomer IT, the company

>not going to school to get to wave your ego epeen around

Ironic, ceo of ibm is woman