Perfection

Perfection.

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not till it gets dirty

all laptops should have nubs

It's a MacBook except running Wangblows and somehow even less repairable.

0/10

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yeah i'm getting the new black one when it's out

Sleek AF

Microsoft wants to be Apple so bad.

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honestly, if I had to choose between this or a MacBook, I'd kill myself
but if killing myself is not an option, I'd choose the Mac by far over this burning pile of aids riddled rats
good thing i live in a free country where I can enjoy my pile of thinkpads

i was thinking of that, doesnt the alcantra get ruined? fucking cars cant deal with that how come a $900 laptop does that lol

I just fucking threw up in my mouth

thanks

ytou fuck

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Reminder that Windows 10 consumers are merely guinea pigs for Enterprise. Microsoft is testing their shitty software on your machines so that their real, more important customers don't get fucked with shitty software.

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just check those exposed in those big shops, they are all filthy and disgusting reminds me of mine action man when i was a kid, it had the same hair as that laptop

Preordered the i7/16/512 Laptop 2 in Black. Cant wait.

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pretty sure that's space gray.

>Jow Forums hates it

So this is the best ultrabook on the market then?

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oops

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Unironically, no.

Sometimes. Very very rarely, Jow Forums is right.

They’ve been doing this for a while. This is why you always wait a week or more after the update, until whatever fuckery they’ve done is exposed.

>I want a non repairable laptop that can be permanently stained by liquids

Get a surface book, or if you really care about hardware looks, get a xps 15 / precision 5530.

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its perfect except for the carpet keyboard which might be the dumbest meme thing ive ever heard

>Wangblows 10
Into the

>tiny keyboard
>shitty processor graphics and basically everything compared to the same-cost desktop, shit is a bitch to try and upgrade so youre basically no different from a iToddler who has to go out and waste ANOTHER grand on a new one after 12 months of use
>so hot you can fry an egg on it

Sorry you deluded laptopcuck, that piece of shit will never be perfection or anything close to it

These things' monitors are even less wide (3:2 = 15:10) than those of Macbooks (16:10). Not sure why Apple and MS are constantly using tablet-shaped monitors on laptops that aren't even convertibles. Is it to improve compatibility with tablets or something?

Windows is an OS for adults, who usually have jobs which involve looking at text. 3:2 is better for reviewing documents, while 16:10 is fine for activities more up your alley, like watching Twitch streams and playing Fortnite

Honestly for note taking / math its great. I imagine good for artists as well.

To me its meant to supplement a desktop and be used primarily for onenote.

Yeah 3:2 really is better, its for working not for watching movies.

Why would anyone want a surface laptop when the surface pro line exists?

Better thermals

The screen is ass compared to the surface.

Doing what? It's not a gaymen machine, and afaik they all use Intel graphics. And if you're doing art projects not having the full adjustment and detachable keyboard on the laptop is a far bigger issue.

I've never had issues with the fanless i5 model

Stop being dirty then you streetshitting pajeet

i think this is better than new macbook

it is.

Didn't mean to attack your MS laptops, I'm just not very good with monitor aspect ratios. Anyway, thanks for the insights about what these can be good for.

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>Perfection
>literally impossible to repair

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l-looks fine

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What a fucking mess.

Ahem

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It doesn't seem like that screen angle would be great for long periods of writing by hand. I ended up getting a Spectre X360 a year ago.

No pen input tho.

>i'm ignoring the almost dozen of faults people have complained about in large quantities
>copies macbook
>lol lets buy!
>won't buy a macbook

>t. Mactoddler

damn beautiful

That is a nice laptop.

>runs windows 10
>"perfection"

what do you think of the Acer Swift 3?
Will get one for school and some gaymen in the little spare time I will have.
Core i5-8250U + GeForce MX150 + 8GB dual chan.
Thoughts?

my surface books coming today

The hardware is pretty sexy, but there's pros and cons

+Looks nice
+keyboard is good
+precision trackpad is pretty good
+alcantra material is nice, feels good and isn't ice cold in winter
+touch screen. Way more useful than I expected. My shitty HP has it and it's nice for scrolling stuff and captcha

but:
-only 1 usb port
-no usb c or thunderbolt 3
-way too expensive
-weird crazy aspect ratio
It's a nice try by microsoft, but just not enough.

>wincuck10
>perfection
kys faggot

never cum over alacantra, m8, fucking never. you won't be able to explain these stains

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I've had my SP4 for 3 years and the typecover isn't dirty at all.

Does it have dedicated volume buttons? If no, it can not be perfect.

why does it have to be from China

>the laptop that you have to cut open and permanently damage to fix anything about it is considered """""perfection"""""

I love my thinkpad and I wouldn't trade it for anything ever, but Microsoft's devices and aesthetic is so much better than Apple's.

Still wouldn't buy either of them though.

anyone has an Elitebook x360 1030 G2 i7? Is it worth like 500 €