Why do Japanese love iPhones so much?

they'll buy anything that is cute

based *sips*

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Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"

We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.

>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels

>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels

When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is

Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
OP is my old coworker

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I don’t drink energy drinks. I cut out all caffeine. Awful addiction.

DELET THIS

You missed out a key part of the sentence
>iPhones are more popular vs all other types of phones in Japan THAN IN ALMOST ANY OTHER COUNTRY
i.e.
Japan's 44:54 iPhone:rest ratio is higher than most other countries' ratios

If you're a non-native English speaker I'll give you a pass
If you're a murfat, kys

>Japanese people are based and redpilled
>has an entire market around fictional women
>even when their women are submissive af

I've never used iOS before but can you disable system notifications on it? Android is always informing me that applications I want to run in the background are running in the background. It's irritating.

>he still doesn't understand
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
The fictional women industry is what KEEPS women in their place...because they know that they could be fully replaced at any time. They keep themselves slim and healthy and pretty and feminine and submissive PRECISELY BECAUSE they have to compete with 2D.

You must learn the ways of the Japanese, young boy...
Quads wasted on such a bluepilled post - sad!

Is this supposed to be an ironic post?

>japan is bas-

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>reddit

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Tfw been to that yotobashi camera.

Is this how being an otaku feels like?
Being a total cocksucker of some ugly inbred gooks wageslaves that refer to their bosses with honorifics?

Jow ForumsTRP is more based and redpilled than 99% of Jow Forums (which thanks to 2016 election, is 90% redditors)

>I once saw a vice documentary so know everything about Japan

>t. beta orbiter

>I have no argument so resort to attacking the poster

>I'm so beta I literally defend stacy while she's getting fucked by a chad

>I feel entitled to a coherent and well argumented response when my post was 11 words

Repeating the same thing
>Expecting long arguments on Jow Forums

>my ad hom deserves more than an ad hom

>nips are beta orbiter central
>happens to also be iphone central
really activates my almonds

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Geniuses at marketing

Japanese people are also famous for their population being among the most tech illiterate in the world...

iTODDLERS BTFO

>>Expecting long arguments on Jow Forums
This exact thread has several long replies
Also stop changing topic, I know you want to become a troll but your abuse of meme arrows is too obvious

Question, how do we easily differentiate between pseudonymous social media (like Jow Forums, etc), account based (youtube, reddit), or person based (facebook, snapchat, etc))?

OP btfo'd

At least Jow Forums is anonymous, thus nobody judges.

you're one of the most reasonable posters i've ever seen on Jow Forums

The Japanese hate the Chinese so of course they would go out of their way to use smartphones made at the expense of Chinese laborers.

caffeine is quite possibly the least harmful addiction ever

t-thanks...

their relationship to technology is interesting. the average Japanese person is tech illiterate yet those who take an interest in tech are exceptionally competent with it. japanese have a lower average baseline yet the population excels in their own chosen niches.

iPhones suck
>Japanese realize that all other phones suck worse

Seriously, unless you are going to reflash it to LineageOS the moment you buy it, don't get an Android device.

>Why do Japanese love iPhones so much?
they don't. lmao what a retarded thread.

Monster has a lot of Vitamin B3 (Naicin) which is mostly the danger actually.