Things that should be illegal:
* LEDs other than a small power indicator and disk activity
* Glowing peripherals
* Case windows
* Black PCBs (100% pointless and green is generally cheaper)
* Non-free software
* Keyboard colors other than gray, black or beige.
* Hardware packaged in anything but plain brown boxes with a black-on-white label that lists the specifications.
Things that should be enforced:
* 16:10 monitors
* Beige (every case manufactured must have a beige option)
* ECC RAM
Let me guess,you are into taking a *feminine penis* in your rectum.
Frogs making fucking stupid posts
* Frogposters
>ECC RAM enforced
Fuck off retarded frogposter
Can i see bob and feet dear pls marry me
>16:10 monitors
why not say 8:5?
My best guess is literally
>americans
Remember the third-pounder burger incident?
mentalfloss.com
I can imagine the average murrifat not buying a 8:5 monintor because they are smaller than a 16:9.
very good taste my forggish friend
4:3 monitors can stay as well tho
>mentalfloss.com
this can't be real
god please
I cant continue if this isn't parody
I have more faith in humanity than to be able to belive this
Out of pure curiosity why did the disk activity indicator became a thing? We don't have led indicators for any other component so why do hard disks get special treatment
Things that should be illegal:
* Retards that don't like it when people enjoy things they don't like
So we could hotswap HDDs
>everything I dont like should be illegal.
Mostly good list. Not sure what the problem with LEDs is. You list some indicator lights you're fine with, but I thought it was cool that older ThinkPads had a lot. I guess light pollution is something to consider. I don't care that much about the LEDs.
Don't forget to enforce 6lbs 15" laptops w/ shitty low res TN panels
Do you mean 16:12
Because it's more comparable to 16:9, and it's the standard way to say it. Oddly, though, you hear 4:3 more than 16:12. They probably want to conceal the fact that they've been taking away our height for years.
literally 0 downsides
>Things that should be illegal:
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