*INHALES*

weak bait.
Try again in another thread.

>This is just an attempt to put unlicensed repairs out of business, that's good for the customer.

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Sorry,but I wont be switching away from iOS. I refuse to use Googles products and I dont want someone to hack into my custom ROM because its $15 chunk of Chinese shit with a huge ass navigation bar.

Most modern cars need to be recoded if you do certain repairs
Like a BMW will show a warning if you change the battery yourself
Obviously this doesn't brick the car and you can get access to these tools via a third party.
But if others follow Tesla's example this might not be the case in the future.

>muh applol or shitdroid
>muh smartshit circle jerk
Smartphones are for gays and women, you goddamn redditor. Buy a fucking purse if you want to signal, fag. All you need is a flip phone. You don't need social media, you don't need games, you don't need any of that shit you fucking NPC.

>b-b-b-but muh frendz!
They aren't your friends if you don't see them in person. No exceptions.

Right, and that's also a problem. The government needs to completely crush these companies, seize all of their assets, and execute the leadership if they wanna fuck with everyone else for profit. Treat them like the criminals they are. No one is above the law. I wanna see Tim Cook publicly hanged for his shitty business practices.

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>The government needs to completely crush these companies
Fuck off statist.

>incel
Sorry you don't have friends.

Apple is really begging for a lawsuit it seems.

That's why some states are trying to make right to repair laws a thing. It started with tractors and Apple is fighting against it hard.

No, it's to stop scammers from taking origianal screens and shit out of macbook pro and replacing it with some chinkshit and selling it as real then selling the screen as a replacement. Which of course sells fast and for good money because Apple shit breaks if you look at it too hard.

>you go against the official narrative so you're a

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Apple will see how the market response

No one of us can stop apple

What if one physically removed the T2 chip?

No it's to force people to buy new ones because of Apple refuses to repair you are just out of luck.

That's good now he can't repair apple so he can't hate apple. His life without apple will be so much better.

kek

Stop being fucking retarded. I use my phone to google everything in my job.

I think this NPC is using the wrong json file to pick insults from, somebody please fix this.

Literally a fake article

>Right, and that's also a problem. The government needs to completely crush these companies, seize all of their assets, and execute the leadership if they wanna fuck with everyone else for profit. Treat them like the criminals they are. No one is above the law. I wanna see Tim Cook publicly hanged for his shitty business practices
Lmao these companies own the government not the other way around get used to it. If you tried to do what you just said (and trust me I've thought about it be needed too) all of those companies (and their bosses) will just bounce to whatever country is waiting for them with open arms.

I don't have a memebar. Can someone explain what's going on here?

that guy makes videos about repairing apple products

I don't need social media and shitty mobile games. But I do find some other things very useful
>music player
>maps if I get lost
>check product reviews quickly in store instead of buying blind or spending hours planning every shopping trip
>quickly access work machines on TeamViewer if I get a call when I'm on the go
>camera with more than a 2MP sensor and optics that rival a Fischer-Price camera from the 90s
>look at porn someplace other than my workstation

Thanks for pointing out the obvious part. How did his picture and this text get on the memebar, and what does pressing it do?

>mfw windows phone was always the freeest phone platform

Doesn't sound like something the EU would like.

>free
>locks down your SD card so it can't be used with any other device, can't even be reformatted and made to work again

Some 10 year old will just hack it like every other piece of apple software. IT will be fine

You can put all kinds of shit on the meme bar, pressing might do nothing

>>incel
>Sorry you don't have friends.

Not the guy. But i chose to be friendless and i rejected a woman who was crazy about me thus remaining a virgin.
People like you can't fanthom that i have standards and will not just settle for anyone.

>Laptop
You deserve it

>mactoddlers actually defend this

how will mactoddlers ever recover?

Wow! Apple is anti-repair and anti-conaumer. Such groundbreaking insight.

kek

iTODDLERS BTFO

yikes

>imagine being this poor

Imagine being THIS poor.

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>i'm SO poor i brag about $30/mo payment plan fruit toys as a symbol of wealth
Y I K E S
I
K
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S

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Apple products are objectively considered luxury products within their own category.

I'm sure some richfag somewhere shows off their $500 copper skillet.

npc's will still buy them.. apparently

Apple products are objectively considered luxuries only by niggers, poos, and 12 year olds.

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I want a private jet badly.

What is it like being poor?

many states already have RTR. its only a matter of time before it spreads. Apple and other companies are going to lose this battle.

how are they any more luxurious than any other mid-to-high-end smartphone?

Public image like most luxury brands.

Ask your parents.

OOF

>THIS

It may take 2-3 years, but someone will find a loophole or someone that works in apple will blow the whistle on how the "bricking" is accomplished. Either that or Hackintoshes will become more and more mainstream.

You know nothing about tesla. Look up the guy who bought a salvage tesla, repaired it, and had it wifi bricked by tesla who refused to unbrick it.

Fucking silicon valley cock gobbling faggot. Do your research. The only patents they 'opensourced' were their proprietary chargers.

>refused to unbrick it.
reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/6w1kuh/last_update_may_have_bricked_my_car_update_tesla/

teslarati.com/think-twice-buying-salvaged-tesla-model-s/

You're either a goy or a shill. Regardless, over the air forced updates have no place on transportation.

this would've been a whole different story if they were to spin it from early on as a "security measure to detect tampering of internal components and prevent fraud taking place; it's all to protect you as a customer and your personal data :^) we care about your privacy we entangled all the components together but it's to ensure that the system is whole and uncompromised, aren't you afraid of bad bad guys taking over your data? that scare is all over the news now even we had a "breach" in 2014 and icloud security is so retarded even to this day you'll be getting scammers all over it so this is a necessary measure to protect your privacy, now isn't apple great ;^) :^)^)^ :^)"
like i swear normies would eat this up and "security" "analysts" would be all like "mmmhm apple is showing us the "state of the art" security anti tampering system wow what a marvel of technology once again apple is leading the way with it's innovation, and just in time when the whole compromised hardware narrative just began to break into the mass media, isn't that just so timely and so relevant, protect us apple from evil chinese men! we want this! we want T2! we want security! through obscurity!"
but seriously, all you need to do is point to the supermicro story and then onto their craptop, saying "see this? your computer might have compromised hardware Right Now, and you don't know about it, have no way of knowing, not even a shred of reassurance from Crapple that your laptop was assembled with no extra spy chips from chinks, or that it wasn't tampered with on it's way to you in the fbi/cia/abc facility. isn't that scary bro be secure bro" and they're fucking convinced. 'dont you remember the nsas dude its real im telling you'

hell you could even tell them that their laptops have that mysterious apple t2 tpm chip and that they have the Apple Extra Security or Apple Integrity Insurance and Anti-Tampering System Protection Privacy installed already, and they'd be livid.

now how do we turn this into a facebook meme that microwaves laptops? that's the real challenge guys get your big think on this

They're trying to spin it that way now, but they're too late.

>BMW will show a warning if you change the battery yourself
How? It's literally +12V and ground. What the fuck are they even doing? Are we gonna have cars that can only be refueled at special gas stations soon? Is the age of self-serve gasoline about to pass?

Have them wrap their macbook in aluminum foil to "protect" it from the microwaves, but leave a tiny spot open on the bottom to allow it to "fry" the T2 chip.

Man, Apple really spat in this right to repair wars face. They’re straight up like “eat dog shit”.

Here comes a major backlash because of their stupid asses.

>driving on the highway
>ota update pushed
>car screeches to a halt
>semi behind you slams into your soiboi car, compressing it like an accordion

yeah boi? it's never too late for apple, 'guys you totally misunderstood ;^) we care about your security :^) buy the latest newest worse than 2013 or 2015 version facebook pro machine for the extra T2 chip that means Triple Double Protection Encryption Chip to keep your privacy :^)))))"
better pony up boy the privacy is a luxury good don't you hear
coincidentally macbook is also a luxury good, so it only makes sense that you need to buy macbook for the privacy

iTODDLERS BTFO

I sincerely hope there's a huge class action lawsuit and the supreme court run apple into the ground.

First thing I thought when I found about it. Rossmann is pretty smart though, as long as it's financially and legally viable I'm sure he'll find a way but if it isn't then yeah Louis is kill.

Nono. Either you need some kind of "check" (just a "test" that "won't really lock your computer but just check it") to "ensure that your protection antitamper chip is working" ("this totally won't break your computer it's a built-in all systems test procedure you will get a warning that its all operational nothings gonna lock up bro youll see a message its totally safe you HAVE to get checked if it works RIGHT N O W or else the russians will haxx you!!! you need to stay safe babe! the nudes!", or some kind of "protection activation procedure" where you put a hairpin into a vent, slam the fan and run bejeweled until it fries completely

>tfw no more rossman
>tfw not amerilard so I have consumer laws that cover my devices

Feels Good Man

And pay out of the ass because everything cost more outside of America.

For the same price you guys pay I could get a squaretrade warranty.

>software lock
alright I'm sure noone will be able to find a workaround for that nope not at all

>root
>enter
>enter

Its one of the few great things about the EU, the fucking hate companies like Google, Faceberg and Apple.

>it bursts into violent flames
>die because it burns faster than you can crawl out
>mfw bought teslashit

(((Rossmann)))

Soon enough there will be no gasoline cars, and soon after, no cars with manual control. Gotta make sure the braindead NPCs can't kill anyone in the road. There well always be racing vehicles and race tracks though.

You can clearly see he's not a Jew though. And that's not a Jewish name too.

Rossmann is a strong solid German name. No wonder he hates (((Apple))).

The video isn't

>it's ok to post blatant fake news as long as I attach a genuine video with it

This.

Are you from 2010 or something? No one considers Apple a luxury brand any more, they don't have to be one either because they have their set consumer base forever now locked into their terrible products.

I'm not poor because I am not a retard, hence I would never go with Apple products. I'm glad people like you exist though because I do own Apple stock. My phone of choice is the Solarin by Sirin and I've got the Finney pre-ordered now too. No idea how much that one will cost but the Solarin cost about 15 times the price of your shitty iphone. The fucking Blackberry Key2 is even better than any iphone these days. The only wealthy people who buy iphones are old boomers, nigger rappers and insta-thots.

iPAJEETS GASSED AGAIN

Nobody ever really cared about the tech inside an apple. All they need is software that doesnt break and any tech idiot can use, and a new number for a new product at least once a year. It's a fashion accessory

I wonder if people will still be making this thread a year from now.

really made me think

>Basic Family Automated Car pack
>economy priority on right lane
>economy plus priority on all lanes when delivering children to school (remember to biometric scan your kids when they enter the car for authentication!)
>20% discount on economy plus priority for driving to work

>Premium Small Business Advantage Plan
>business priority on overtaking unless during peak hours
>link your business schedule over bluetooth to upload your travel plan to our central traffic director system, allowing us to streamline your travel

>vehicles that will stop automatically if requested by law enforcement
>vehicles that log all travel data, matching it with (((anonymized)))) passenger data, and sold to the highest, lowest, and all middle bidders
>vehicles that will have microphones and cameras inside for ((((voice controlled journeys))) and sold as above

and so on and so forth

Automated cars are controlled by software- software that can and will be designed from the ground up to be monetized. It'll be a cold day in hell before they genuinely do it to save lives.

>German surname
But also claims to be le 56% italian

>no gasoline cars
I'm fine with that. A gas-powered car can still be computer-controlled, it doesn't change that.
>no cars with manual control
yeeeep. sigh.

la creatura....

I think it'll be safer because it's more competent and reliable than the usual driver, not out of good motives.
Trading one dystopia for another.

>safer
>more competent and reliable

ok buddy whatever you say, it's an illusion of safety I think is being traded for the loss of incredible independence over your own mobility in these days

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