How can you call yourself a professional when you're not programming in C++?

How can you call yourself a professional when you're not programming in C++?

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I’m not a professional. I’m a maverick. I use C.

How can you call yourself a professional when you're not programming in COBOL?

It's my profession.

Because my boss tells me that I must do the needful with Java.

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Because I'm a Node.js developer. :^)

Because I program in C

There is nothing professional about C++, it is just a bunch of hacks.

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I get paid over 100k a year programing javascript, lol suck my dick Jow Forums autists

I want to do more C++ but it rarely comes up at work, we mostly use C and Python, sometimes MATLAB. When I do end up using it in my spare time I rarely find a reason to go full retard with the advanced features and basically just use it as C with some STL containers. I don't enjoy OOP or find it that useful personally.

Because I get paid more to program in Python.

Can someone give a retard's guide to C?

c++ is a shitpost of a language.

probably because OOP in C++ is aids

>unironically being a codemonkey
uh oh
that's a yikes from me

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you're a fucking retard c++ is the most expressive, most multi paradigm, zero cost abstraction having, pure functional enabled, meta programming capable language around. and just like the other freshmen and dropouts ITT that spam 'oop is bad' memes or think that pure functional means you use structs and free functions instead of methods you're really dumb and retarded. please tell me why a language that's constantly improving and making great strides in all directions makes you throw up. is it because it allows multiple inheritance or because you or because you're too dumb to parse the complicated syntax? which are you going to tell me to use instead? C99 or Idris? you havent written shit you are nothing fuck you

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cuz I get the paycheck

The same way I can call myself a professional for not programming in Fortran or lisp?

I wouldn't go out of my way to use either of them unless the circumstances absolutely necessitated it.

Why would C++ be any different?

C++ still has some remaining niche on the server side and on low resource embedded, but it's generally legacy.

Are you just scripting or prototyping or something?

I find it pretty difficult to take someone who claims to be a programmer by trade, yet would drop an absolute clanger like "I don't find OOP that useful", seriously.

Or maybe you're dashboarding for some health care or insurance data or something?

Actually a really succinct way of putting it.

C++ is what you get when what would be described as a hack in nearly any other modern language is adopted as standard convention

redpill me on functional c++

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by getting money for it. that is all professional means

Get paid 180k/yr to program in Go. Dunno, seems pretty professional to me.

not all professional programmers are working on big projects, which is where OOP is most useful
the fact that hes using python and matlab should clue you in on that

because
#include

void foo()
{
// This code compiles
std::string(bar);
}

you could've just typed true; to illustrate your point

idk user

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Declarator syntax was a mistake

You're an idiot

>g++ -x c++
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Because you're waifu a shit

lol

>C++ still has some remaining niche on the server side and on low resource embedded, but it's generally legacy.
t. Rajesh

did you try it properly yet?

what font is that? Trying to look it up hasn't yielded successful results.

not telling you because everyone was making fun of me desu

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>other people bully you
>take it out on others
it's ok. have this

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it's okay user, nobody is bullying you.
Now you'll know for next time, g++ -x c++ is redundant
you could've also just put that code into godbolt or something

c++ destroyed programming language development for years to come, it is a shit perversion of OOP and truly pajeet tier.

c++ is not an option for me since i value speed. that verbose pajeet shit is too bloated.

>professional
all that means is you're getting paid for it.

Professional here. Responsible for probably a quarter million lines of code.

I don't find oo that useful. I mostly write pure fp

what kind of programs do you write

>oop is useful/good for everything and in every case

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as C++, is in fact, C/C++, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, C plus C++. C++ is not a language unto itself, but rather a superset of a fully functioning C system made useful by the C standard libraries, idioms and compilers comprising a full programming language as defined by Jow Forums. Many developers program in a modified version of the C programming language every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of C which is widely used today is often called “C++”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the C programming language, developed by Bell Labs. There really is a C++, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. C++ is the abstractions: the layer in the language that allocates the machine’s resources through higher-level syntax. Abstractions are an essential part of a programming language, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of a complete programming language. C++ is normally used in combination with the C programming language: the whole system is basically C with C++ added, or C/C++. All the so-called “C++” dialects are really extensions of C/C++.

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>How can you call yourself a professional when you're not getting payed?
Fixed that for you
And the answer is NO

shut up luke

Mostly variations of fizzbuzz. Sometimes also counting primes.

wow so epic, got him good XD

OOP is something I avoid as much as possible.

Because I'm a code artisan programming in html you silly boy. I just don't understand why you incels like making everything so hard and overcomplicated when we have things like html and Javascript!

I program in C

I don't have to answer to an anime
poster.

fairly based
javascript rocks!

anime website

Is this real?

no, it's satire thankfully. i think they had a real interview with starsoup later on though

C++ is an option for you precisely because you value speed.
In fact, it's the only option.

I do low level stuff with C and if I need some high level stuff it's either Java or python. Not going to use that Frankenstein monster language.

I wish I had a gf like that.

ha ha, don't make me laugh. I either use assembly or (when forced) C.

I don't get it, what is bar?

I don't want my compensation to be paid in squirrel skins

It's used HEAVILY in computational science alongside fortran.

>bloat++
no thanks

>but it's generally legacy.

I want to fug nene

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Unfortunately not. Imagine the hilarity that'd ensue.

This was inherited from C

Professionals don't use C++ in 99.99% of cases. Only retards fresh out of high school believe that C++ is still used.

Also, it's a shit language. At least shill for FP.

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I want to keep giving nene a rimjob with her lying like this.

Does your first language determine what kind of programmer you become?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I USE TO MAKE GUIs for desktops in the year of our Lord + 2018

Im too spoiled from webdev-ing and now i don't know what to use. Is java the only choice?

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JavaScript is the only choice friendo. Why would you use anything else when you can port JS to iOS/Android, desktop and web?

I do programming for fun and I prefer C++.

>oop is not useful ever

oop is useful if you want to be a corporate wageslave

same i dont know why people bash so hard on it.

t. haven't programmed in any good languages

what would you consider a good language. As i only know C++ as of know. But please enlighten me.

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We are talking about programming professionals

i use shitting streets

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but everybody calls haskell a meme language. What is it good for btw?

I love C++ but I regret choosing it since there are endless JavaScript monkey vacancies.

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Autistically beautiful code. You can do a lot with very few lines and it's extremely easy to debug. Runtime exceptions are impossible if you're not retarded. Also great at multi-threading.

If there were enough intelligent programmers, Haskell would be industry standard. The bar is much too high for diploma mill code monkeys, so instead we have Java.

in what kind off industry is it used?. And what is it used for most?

>in what kind off industry is it used?. And what is it used for most?
Game Dev

Many game engines use C++ as Unreal Engine
Although Unity use C# as exception

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>in what kind off industry is it used?. And what is it used for most?
my question was directid towards where haskell is used. I know that c++ is supposed to be used for fast real time applications.

>Journalist paid better

press X to doubt.

Only assembler and microcontrollers true programming language.

But it's 150k worth of skins