Did I ruin my only chance for love...

Did I ruin my only chance for love. I should have said that I am a genius and could solve her astrophysics problem with the cluster in my pants.

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>Did I ruin my only chance for love
But user love doesn't exist, that's just some emotional bullshit.

:(

I think you come across as being insecure
could've just asked if she writes the scripts herself or some small talk bullshit like that
also I've been told you should type as much as she types, not more

>I'm no neil degrasse tyson, but I could analyze uranus

>I have no clue how to fix your problem because I'm an idiot.
>By the way, Python is for retards which means so are you.
You're quite the smooth talker, OP. How did you get so good at talking to women?

What a shame user, you could have been used to do her homework and gain absolutely nothing for doing it.

>muh "its not real if it's just reactions in your brain" bullshit
ok guys, pain isn't real, im gonna go take a swim in a vat of lava just to see how thick it is

I've seen this enough that I know it's true. Some women hate doing school assignments so they use their sexual appeal to get a man to do it instead.

>multiprocessing on a cluster on python
she was inviting you to an orgy faggot

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+1

What said OP. You dodged a bullet with your autism.

Anime is not real, user.

She clearly wants you to process her framework with your python.

Of course its not. In anime you would receive sex in return, in real life you don't receive anything.

You went defensive when she reached out for help dude.
Also, Not technology.

>not knowing about mpi4py

Her bio said she would only date men over 6 feet tall. As a 5'5" manlet I stand no chance.

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Why are you wasting time on a basic bitch?

Pain is your body telling you to fuck off or you might die, love is telling you you want to fuck something and risk losing half your belongings if it doesn't work out.

>5'5"
What
Where do you live

The poorest part of South Korea... He also lost his shins in a recent war.

>Computing is hard
>What computing can you do so you can do these hard assignments?

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dont post any more of my chatlogs DWEEB

anyway keep us posted OP

would be pretty cool if you can get her to ask you to do her homework

She's definitely interested in you OP.

>more like user can you pls help me on problem 9

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>Corea
>line? in english

>X is easy
You should avoid this phrase as it can have the effect of making other people feel stupid or feel like you're a dick, neither of which seem conductive to what you are trying to accomplish.

I'm from the Caribbean island so my people are pretty short.

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Disclose the fact that you are a manlet. Do not waste a woman's time. Please note that Bruno Mars is also 5'5 so you have nothing to fear.

Bio's are like job application requirements.
Some things can be bent if not broken completely if other areas are good enough.

>trying to date a female in STEM
Don't do this. They are a psychological turn off. That is, unless you seduce birds like that fat fucking Richard Stallman.

What did he mean by this.
>They are a psychological turn off.

I'll tell her if she replies.

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You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded. She doesn't actually want to know about how you got into CS, she wants to feel smart and you're making her feel like a moron by spewing your knowledge at her, what she wants to hear is that it's not really that hard and that she's a smart person for knowing what Python and cluster computing is despite the fact that she probably literally just read the term off of some paper she got for school 30 seconds ago.

>learning a new language is like learning a new language

Smooth talker over here

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true, happened to me before

I told a girl at work powershell was easy and she held it against me for months until she decided I was some sort of genius so it was ok to be not as good at something as I was.
She's the type of girl that's actually better than average but since she's a chick she's had a ton of smoke blown up her ass.
So maybe she'll get over it OP.

if she likes tall men is because shes some basic dumb bitch, drop her.

I don't act like that around anyone. I'm not the type or person that is going to rub you off and make you feel better. I am happy to help you get to the level you want to be at. You just need to show that you are willing to put in the work.

user, she dosnt fucking care, she just wanted you to do her homework, just wait for her to block you

>Bruno Mars is also 5'5
Bruno Mars is rich and famous. Bruno Mars could be a convicted pedophile, and women would still want to have kids with him, kids that he would rape. OP is not Bruno Mars.

Are you a faggot? why are you talking to a female about technical shit? If it's long distance you're wasting your time. If you are looking for a stimulating conversation find a guy friend. If she's in your area move the conversation somewhere that lets you meet in person. Stop babbling about muh formal language and ask her about her interests unrelated to programming

Ouch your words cut deep

Idk what to say now desu she actually seems smarter then me.

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This
I didn't even read your shit because I know I will cringe hard

Why would you use something slow as shit like python for working with clusters?

Kek
Imagine being impressed by leddit-speak

because most non CS scientist don't know how to program and python is easy.

Easy calling of C libs for science degree brainlets

>There are a lot or rocks out there

nigger

>>There are a lot or rocks out there
More rocks then there are on earth some would say.

Sheeeeeeeet. I've been told I look like Bruno Mars.

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you basically just got pilpulled by a girl LOL

>there's a lot of rocks out there
Confriemd retard. She's fishing for compliments.

You've already botched this encounter and are hard stuck in the friendzone. even a seasoned vet would have trouble coming back after you wrote paragraphs at her.

time to go full black pill and troll her

Based

Ask her if she likes turtles.

Bruno Mars also wears funky hats with gusto.

Gusto is important, especially if you are not Bruno Mars.

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Eric s Raymond makes all the girls wet right?

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...

All i have talked about is science and technology.

>5'5
You know, if you come to (almost) anywhere in Asia, that makes you of average height.

Also: I do not see why some people put height requirements on relationship. It is not as though you can do anything about your height. It is like having skin-tone requirements. Pretty shallow imho.

>this kills the nihilist

Also: Women here are 5'0. So if you are 5'5", you will still be much taller than the ladies.

Source.

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I'd agree, but I feel unmasculine when a girl is taller than me. I'd still smash.

>It is not as though you can do anything about your height.

Actually you can, there are pretty simple surgeries you can have done where they install metal brackets and break your legs and separate the bones, which fuse together basically becoming longer.

They can make you 5 inches taller in a year or two.

Sounds painful

how tall of you falcon?

Extremely.

Lots of dwarves do it.

the lack of self respect makes me cringe hard

>they install metal brackets and break your legs and separate the bones
Won't that make you look disproportionate? And if you are that desperate to get taller, then your issues might be psychological.

188cm. I think that is 6'2" in the burgeristani dialect.

Why did you hide her picture?

It's probably a dude.

Quit the bullshit, tell her your height and drop her.

>Won't that make you look disproportionate?
Not at all. Some people just have really short legs, its genetic.

I wouldn't put it past people on g to have some image recognition bot to search Facebook photos and them to match profiles.

This is something I am working on.

Can't wait for this guy to scroll down.

In anime she'd be a cute little school girl, in real life she's a hispanic.

can confirm
my torso is like 1.75x the height of my legs
it's sad, really

t manlet

>its genetic
I see what you mean. But I think someone getting surgery to correct a birth/genetic defect in order to look normal... is not the same as a normal person getting surgery to look taller.

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holy FUCK

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No. But you missed a good opportunity to hang out. Ask her if she can do her simulations or whatever on GPU - you'd be able to help her with that.

The surgery is the same either way, both surgeries are cosmetic. You aren't going to look strange going from 5' to 5'5".

I feel electricity run through my knees when the hammer hits

damn that looks so painful

nani

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I'm a 5'5 manlet and there's no way in hell I'm doing that for pussy

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I'm not sure how you could recover. The physical therapy necessary to walk again must be immense. I like to run I think I'll stay 5'5 and keep my quick pace.

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This is another match that just snet me hey :)

She's a math major this time. What should I say?

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>wwyfbd
What is this?

What would yourfuckboido? According to urban dictonary.

It's whore-speak

>you can't know nuthin so just believe my bullshit because it makes me feel good
Woah dude. I'm like dead.

Nevermind she looks like she weighs two of me.