Sit in bus

>sit in bus
>bus is about to leave
>engine starts
>look up
>the fuck?
>literally amazon echos above your head listening to you
>who fagged up my bus?
>normies playing around ordering shit
Jow Forumsuys is this the end? Is this the ultimate botnet?

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wtf is this real?

This is only the beginning. Check your asshole, user. A certain corporation has planted a microscopic blue ringed device there. Bezos sends his regards.

>Owns a smartphone
>Worried about the botnet
??????????

Update: holy shit I just ordered a juice box and they already delivered it

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>everyone on the bus is black
US?

>right passenger clearly white
>every other passenger definitely not african american judging by their hair, no skin clearly visible
Jow Forums?

order some chips

do dragon fleshlight next.

moisturise your hands user

That dude is black are you fucking blind?

Vitut onnibussissa mitään echoja ole.

I don't speak Spanish, friend

americans everyone

How does that even work?
>"Hey Alexa"
>Whole bus goes off

nigger those are just lights/speakers

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The coaches where I live still only have 1 black and white telly and empty holes in the back of the chairs where the ashtrays used to be.

wtf they turn it into a real thing lmaooooooo

yo you got a laptop or something? try playing some ultrasound to see if you can't jam them.

does cum helps?

sounds very Eastern European.

poista paska lankasi

Britland m8.
Might as well be EEU at this point tho.

Inb4 Alex in outdoor benches and front doors

Stop travelling by bus then

Nobody cares about your fag conspiracy fears fag.