I can't get a fucking job

>trade options on robinhood
>make a slave training porn game patreon
>post alt-right political cartoons on twitter and ask for donations
>make an installation wizard on github and include a paypal link
>write amazon unlimited book porn
>Jow Forums furry commission fanfic porn
>find boomers on craigslist who need computer help
>sell all your shit
>move to a sharecropper farm and work the fields for free rent
>go full homeless and beg shelters to let you in
>no matter what happens, be thankful that you don't live in china

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>>no matter what happens, be thankful that you don't live in china
this is what keeps me going

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comfy

Your trigger discipline a shit...
(And possibly a metaphor for the rest of your life)

I work in a plastic factory for $13 an hour packing boxes.
On Saturdays it’s $19.50 and sundays it’s $26 an hour.
Brainless job I don’t have to think about when I’m home and I live fine.

>Brainless job I don’t have to think about when I’m home and I live fine.
npc

That's poor people in Hong Kong and shit, nigger.

China is absolutely hands down one of the best places in the world to travel if you can speak Mandarin or have a translator. I was lucky enough to go there for two months and it changed my life.

>tfw not a npc and can't hold brainless job

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how do i get a cs job
i have 2 years experience and a pretty good cs resume with lots of memees (buzzwords) and variaty, and shipped products with lots of users
but no degree

like do i just have to send my resume to everyone?
what even website can i see the list of people to apply too
never had a real job desu

>variaty
>how get job
seems right

one grain of rice has been deposited into your monthly state ration

I can't get a job that's not shit

That's why we need an expanded, comprehensive, human-centered welfare system.

Let's prepare for the post-work world now.

Programming socks
Haskell
Anime avatar on GitHub
300k starting guaranteed.

post resume

>get job
>have to sit at desk 8 hours
>have to wear clothes
>have to talk to people
very gay, why can't I just have money

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Would be 2 grains, but then Republicans would scream that you are a welfare queen.

To get money you have to work.

Yes.
Couldn't even get hired at a pizza place.

How shit is your Résumé mah dude

Robots will replace your soon

Profound incompetencies, so apparently quite shit.

Swallow your semen and work service desk. Think of it as a play. It's not personal and your soul is not being compromised. That's what I pretend to think anyways.

This guy really gets it.

this desu

My room mate has an engineering degree but he hasn't been able to get a job. This is what you get when you never give a shit and never make yourself.

this. i'd live in that, hella comfy. could probably be cleaned up a bit and organized but it's nice. what more do you need, besides a laptop?

Go to the place you're applying after taking a bath and shaving then try giving your boss a firm handshake while looking straight into his eyes, champ.

McDonalds and Starbucks are always hiring. Lower your standards before you come here whining like a bitch

>>no matter what happens, be thankful that you don't live in china

Except if you're in China and white you'll be hired as the token white guy.

You'll earn about the equivalent of $200 usd a month but that amount will take you far because the cost of living is so low. Imagine paying $.30 cents for a nice boxed lunch and a $30 rent for apartment. That's rural China for you.

>tripfag
>cringy weeb jap chars trip fag
kys
also this is not /b/ why the fuck has there been such leniency recently on what can be posted on Jow Forums

get yourself on neetbux mah dude
enjoy that monthly tugboat for nothing while u laugh at wagecucks

lower your job standards
get hired
gather up experience, 6-12 months should do
update your resume
raise your job standards
apply for jobs

>one year unemployed
>no degree
>volunteer as dev and system admin for hosting organization
>"by guys in joining the military"
>coworker convinces me I don't need a degree
>3mo later get a game dev job

It's possible. I did spend many hours on my resume and portfolio however. Like 17+ hours of writing, rewriting, formatting, and editing resume lol

>Like 17+ hours of writing, rewriting, formatting, and editing resume lol
keep in mind that a person from HR will read your resume, if you've added heavy technical terms you might turn them off

McDonald's wants YOU.

I've been working for 9 years now since undergrad. I want to die almost every day.

>mfw that trip code is several years old
>mfw you are just now noticing him
>mfw i have no face

>cringe

That's not what I meant

Most modern companies actually run resumes through an algorithm that picks out key words in order to summarize before anyone even looks at it. When it comes to software engineering specific resumes, you want to include things that would be picked up and look appealing.

>CI/CD
>Agile Development
>X years Software Engineer
>
>
>
>etc. etc.

My contracting firm that I was using at the time gave me a lot of input and useful advice, such as letting me know about the often used sorting algorithms they use. Never did get a contract through them, but I'm doing quite alright now lol

Playing means you can lose.

Look at this normie.
Check this: I considered working in Polish Academia and to study international Relations grad and PhD courses there.

[spoiler]inb4 mad intel posters giving me (you)s.[/spoiler]

imagine dying at the hands of a chinese nationalist

Imagine living in rural china

Yes you can. You might want to reformulate your sentence to "I can't get a fucking job in the field I like", because you can definitely get any job very easily unless you live in the remotest state of your country

Unironically have 500$ wage not in China.

Might just be your fault.

just don't go on a mass killing spree, OP

start your own company

>got a job 4 months ago
>too autistic to interact with coworkers
>barely know c# so Im really fucking up my first project
>ugly
You don't want a job m user. I wish I could go back to neetdom

>(And possibly a metaphor for the rest of your life)
>"He died like he lived: Wielding some weird-ass AK like thing with one hand."