Literally the smartest programmer in the world

Fedora's good, but I like ubuntu for the polished nature of it. Saying that I use Xubuntu so I throw a not retarded DE on it and it's nice.

Actually yes.

Go away CIA Nigger

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> The Stephen Hawking
> Smartest person on earth
> Using Windows 10
> Doing lectures for my student
> WINDOWS IS REBOOTING DUE TO UPDATES

This man is a true genius and the most valuable Google engineer. He's like a God at Google and not even the CEO would go against him. He literally made Google what it is today and wrote/worked-on all of their most important software stacks. He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Now, notice something interesting:

He doesn't have two, three or four monitors and he doesn't have some gigantic TV screen that kills your focus and distracts him from everything important.

He's not distracted by having a phone out on his desk, because he doesn't use such technology as a lifeline like consumerist millennial do who'd literally die without their phone.

He doesn't have some bullshit meme mech keyboard with some special switches that were forged by elves in Japan from katana-grade steel and lights that emit perfect sRGB colors.

He doesn't run some super-autistic Linux distro like Arch that demands you babysit it all the time.

He didn't even change the default theme, colors or the default background.

He can afford all that shit, yet he doesn't waste his time on it. Instead, he is 1,000,000x more accomplished than you'll ever be. And he's infinitely smarter than you'll ever be.

So quit falling for fucking memes and quit craving all the latest bullshit that gets posted on here in these cancerous consumerist "generals" threads. Mark my words, and this is coming from a professional: there's nothing more pathetic than consumers who think having multi-monitor setups makes them productive.

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He also looks about 70% pure cocaine

>/home/tad/TAD/Site1/Wb/Home/Web/TAD
nani the fuck

*used

that's a big monitor tho

That's what I said.

dumb as always

>writes a kernel from scratch
i can see why he'd like loonix lmao

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Oh, you're right. Sorry :( It's morning here. I'm still sleepy.

he's dead I'm not

uh?

>WINDOWS IS REBOOTING DUE TO UPDATES
this only happens when you're too retarded to actually do updates once a week or so.

Why do I even need updates? The product is so shitty and incomplete, it literally requires you to patch up it's bugs every week?

>muh updates
yes because linux/osx don't need security updates either right. I guess it doesn't matter if all you do is shitpost and watch anime

Based and GNOMEpilled

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This is true.

How does having your phone on your desk distract you? It's the garbage apps some people have on their phones. Apps like Bookface and twatter. When any decent human being gets a new phone those are the first things you get rid of or disable.

>How does having your phone on your desk distract you?
The anticipation of getting disturbed by the phone alone sabotages your cognitive faculties.
news.utexas.edu/2017/06/26/the-mere-presence-of-your-smartphone-reduces-brain-power

I suck cocks daily because I do.

Hey guys rate my templeos-tan
I took the colors and basic design from the other one someone else made

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>sample size: 2
wow, gotta switch to ubuntu

Fixed version at correct resolution

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So, if billions of pajeets used it, you would be all over it now?

*blocks your path

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redpill me on this dude, just who is he?

...

2 successful people use it
>millions of gui script kiddies use it!
wow you sure showed me

Canonical and all of their product have been dead to me ever since the Amazon integration.
Also Gnome is stinky doo doo.

>ISS, Tesla, Uber, Paypal
>script kiddies
Wow, this mitnigger is in serious denial.

Footfags should be lined up and shot

Filename little newfriend

>If only I copy the quirks of smart people I will be able to achieve what they are able to!

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>quirks
Still in denial my glowing friend?

>there's nothing more pathetic than consumers who think having multi-monitor setups makes them productive.
easier for me to get documentation or assets up on a different screen than my working one and fiddling around going in and out of tabs and windows
just werks and minimises fiddle which annoys me

What monitor is that?

HP ZR30w

He looks like a very nice person, I'd like to sit down and talk to him about a project he's excited about.

quality post. Have a (you)

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Who took that picture?

Why is he using filezilla and not git?

>What's your excuse for not using it, Jow Forums?
A
FUCKING
FOOT

youtube.com/watch?v=KnXHzU-9dgI
he was
>wrote a compiler that compiles both assembly and c
>not only does it compile both but you can mix c and assembly and compile it making holy c one of the most flexible languages for high level and low level programming

youtu.be/mBgIBF9Y6PE?t=296
can't beat this

I use Kubuntu and Xubuntu one my desktop and laptop. I've tried Debian, Fedora, Arch and Elementary OS, and I still prefer Kubuntu to every other Linux distro, and much prefer it to Windows.

Haven't tried OSX, but I hear it's actually pretty good.

Stephen Hawking is a hack

Everything seems on point except a big monitor. That's a big ass monitor.

you're glowing

for GNU

>Died

i miss him

based and redpilled. he's with tupac now in hawaii

>mentally ill, suicidal, uses Linux

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I use debian actually, not ubuntu

kek
how can Linuxfags ever recover

haha same

I just use the oldest LTS, then move on when that one had reached its end of life.

Name one who achieved more and did a harder project

Also he's using emacs.

It doesn't need a restart after updating, though.

Absolutely nothing wrong with Ubuntu

lel, in this picture his shirt looks like it's from a loadingscreen in gta

Terry is proof that greatness is not appreciated in this world

Because I'm not a tech wizard.
>Dentists use drills, why do you use a toothbrush user?

I hope this posts of “why are you using X distro instead of Y distro” are ironic shitposts, because past visuals all Linux distros are the same thing

>why use loonix when the smartest guy used windows?
>DUDE BLACK HOLES ARE PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS DUDE
>DUDE, MULTIVERSES AND SHEEEIT
>LOOK AT THIS BUNCH OF BULLSHIT BABBLE THAT WE CANT PROVE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR IT AND SHEEIT
>Smarter than a schizo who wrote a programming language, a compiler, and a functioning ring0 OS.

Nobody is perfect.

Jesus that monitor could be used to squash a nigglet to a paper-thin paste

> The product is so shitty and incomplete, it literally requires you to patch up it's bugs every week?
Yes.
t. Linux circlejerk member

i'll literally use what i literally want, literally

you should literally take your literal underage ass literally back to literally 9gag

*GNU/Linux

All Bell Labs devs who are alive and still work (Rob, Ken, Dave, Brian) use macs, Ritchie used a Mac before he died too.
Torvalds uses Fedora
Straostrup uses wangblows

sounds about right though

He always was a little nuts

>literally the smartest programmer in the world
>kills himself
wew

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>Literally manages and wrote a bunch of GNU
>uses distro without binary blobs
Why would you install anything else?

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Blessed autism, user, I thank the heavens for those like you.

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Your right user, we better look for other people's approval to signal a correct opinion. Not enough signals yet.

other people that use Ubuntu include Don Knuth (with no network) and DJ Bernstein, though he's switched to Qubes (and running it with Ubuntu 'templates')

>Hated Ubuntu so much he wrote his own operating system

I'm sorry, but nothing beats the polish of Mint with Cinnamon.

He got assassinated by glow in the dark niggers.

I'm not a retarded schizo

How did this retarded /prog/ meme from 2013 leak into Jow Forums anyway?

legz r too slutty, needs longer skirt think monk/nun

Actually in early stages of making TempleOS he used Windows 7 (as we can read on usesthis)