>be boomer
>join botnet
Be boomer
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let the poor man shop you fucking autist good lord
Fuck you. Technology is evil.
we know fag. what do you care if some npc uses it?
>be zoomer
>hire boomer
>to join botnet
this stupid fucking faggot is making purchases that enslave humanity
>Google Home/Alexa
>Facebook portal
>Amazon Ring
>Nest
>Samsung SmartTV
>Chromecast
Why would you need these gimmicks? They are not tools, just toys.
The patrician smart home has cat7 connectors in every room, a server in the basement and a NAS. Maybe speakers connected to RPi's to get a open source Sonos like setup if that is your thing.
Don't forget to recommend PCMatic to all the boomers you know.
hahaha look at his lips!
>Let the poor man sell out white people to the jews
No, it's my civic duty to help him find the right path
Like how you're enslaved by your autism?
>everyting needs to be,connected to the internet
those fucking xoomers
My autism was surely caused by technology.
how is it any different from zoomers joining the apple/google/amazon/facebook/valve/tencent botnet en masse
because now youre actively paying for the botnet to physically be in your home
Botnets is probably the one horrible thing boomers aren't at fault at.
what is IOT
what are macs
what are consoles
cancer
cancer
cancer
.t actual boomer
at this rate, the US will have more cctv's than Brit-istan.
the kicker?
burgers are paying for the privilege.
ring alarm is legit. cheap and easy to install. not a toy faggot. you live with mommy and daddy while responsibility is on a real man to keep his home secure from niggers and cholos
>le botnet boogyman
Crashed at my mom's for a month last winter.
She had an Alexa and the only thing she used it for was as the world's most clumsy light switch.
This is amazing. This is too real.
lazy fuckers
the whole lot of 'em
>be faggot
>post on Jow Forums