You're working through the night to beat the deadline when this spiderbro comes to greet you. What do you do?

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I need you.

>t. Wolf hunter from Yellowstone
Because predators are necessary in the wild

Is that a cardinal spider?

>What's it gonna do, jump at you?
Did you never see a spider jump before?

Mmmmmmaybe

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Wonder how the fuck I ended up in straya

"What's it gonna do, jump at me?" - Man moments before spider jumped on him

Put Spiderbro on my palm and put him somewhere else. Might call a hooker to sooth up.

Did you never have a fear of spiders or is it something you developed?

I basically become numb when I see a large spider. Small ones I can manage. Large one, nope. Nope. Nope. I would go out and it's the spider's house now.

I try spraying it with whatever and hope for the best
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work less. deadlines will always be looming, **they**'re always pushing you a bit over your capabilities to see how far they can push you.

>sorry boss, a spiderbro is on my keyboard, can't finish the work till he moves away

boop head

Get a cold beer for me, a big bluebottle for him then sit back and chill with spiderbro

clock off, he's in for the midnight shitposting shift

see how his legs can just about reach all the keys to spell "cunt" ?

That's a keen observation. A keen observation I say

>Did you never have a fear of spiders or is it something you developed?
Until I've became 18, I've always been scared of insects, and would act irrational around them. I just started accepting the fact that they're creatures, just like us. And most of the times, harmless.
Nowadays I can pick up anything that doesn't seems ominous

>heh, i told my employee to do a 10-days-work in a week, and it was done so, im so cash.

I fire my semen.

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That's a weird fetish

Wholesome user.

I'd do the same desu

I think you got lost, spidey. This is Austria, not Australia.

>scoop him away with a piece of paper
Did you ever see a spider? Those things are fast as fuck and they don't give a shit if you're in the way. Plus they jump off anything using a fucking swing rope and then they crawl up your leg and give you a heart attack while you jump frantically up and down and also bump your head on the door and your knee on the table.

Or is that just me

Unless he'll do the typing for me, I'll insist it leaves my keyboard.

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fuck australia m8

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Fuck that. What the fuck is wrong with this dude

Not sure, but I like to imagine the spider clamping to his neck while he ran away.

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i an hero
can't handle spiders

consume it for extra energy

I recently scooped one up from the bathroom, because it would've probably fallen and died if it stayed in the shower. It tried to run up my arm, but then changed its mind and stayed on the thing I was scooping it with.

I don't mind scooping small spiderbros

Big ones though, fuck that. I'd rather sleep in the car

I'd just kill it for XP.

I'm Australian
I'd probably just let old mate watch my C++
Or give him a lift to the backyard

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we are discussing spiders not australian spiders user

"Thanks's SpiderBro, I DO need to sleep"
>Bites me in my sleep.

to wake you up in the morning so you don't miss anything important

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nice eagle

not make the deadline

That's what deadlines are for anyway.

Trips don't lie

Based spiderbro
*spiderbrofist*

ask him when casper

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wtf man that's literally a spiderbrofist!
that's a living dream, man!

56 posts without a fucking pedo anime
do I sleep?

>all these straya cunts complaining about muh spriders

close your door and windows idiots

I thought spiders spawn while you're not looking

Say hi, get a cup pick him up and move him to somewhere quiet.

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you can bring them home and don't even realize that

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Hit it with RAID.

When they walk around in there it sounds like a stampede.

Build him a home on my desk. Knit him a sweater. Feed him some crackers or something