Dont you guys like to laydown with a f*cking laptop in your bed instead of sitting up

laying down for too long makes me feel nauseous, so I avoid bed until I feel tired enough to fall asleep

always. I have reached a new level of NEET

My table is next to my bed. So use it while laying down. The head area is made so I can prop up against it, with a pillow under my upper back.

Laying in bed with a laptopop stand over you is the best position.

Why does he sit like that?

to shit

best posture for shit posting on Jow Forums

L stands for loo

>He doesn't hump his bed
Fucking incel

No.
When I'm using my desktop, I'm usually doing something productive and working.

Laying down is only meant for sleeping. Besides, after 20+ years of being on the computer, my body has gotten completely adapted to sitting comfortable to the point where it feels more relaxing than laying down.

>laptop
>not having a dedicated bed monitor
pleb

Maybe his butt hurts.

It took so fucking long

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>sitting up
found your problem. have you tried sitting down?

Laying down while using a laptop hurts my back more than just properly sitting in a desk, so no.

...

Ever since I got one of those foot stool things I've been pretty comfy, it's like a little beanbag thing

I usually like to lay down with a table beside my bed at the same height. But I also have a very comfy sofa chair for desktop use. I switch between throughout the day.

>inb4 weeb
His thinking and deductive reasoning abilities increase by 4x when compared to sitting or standing up.

Hmm, then maybe you know why she sits like that?

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mind posting what you mean?

>dont you guys like to laydown with a f*cking laptop in your bed instead of sitting up
How do you do that without having neck pain?
How do you stabilize the laptop?

This.
The reason of my all backache is I need to get comfy to edge.

Pic related.
Still get back pain.

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You lay back against a Dutch Wife in bed using your laptop on a breakfast tray?

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>Dutch Wife
pillows, and a blanket
>breakfast tray
ergonomic laptop table

I'm always laying down, with a laptop on my chest.
Typing, like I'm doing right now, is awful, but since I mostly just lurk and rarely post, it's not a real problem.

I stand up and work at a cupboard that has a good height compared to my height.

>Humping the be doesn't count.
How do you pretend to fuck a chick real hard then, senpai?

I've tried every position known to man.
Result: man was not intended to stay in one position 16 hours a day.

You're weak, I can do 24 hours no problem.

No, I much prefer sitting on a proper chair while using a computer. Using a laptop in bed is garbage.

I was 13 once too

Floor desk, best desk
you can powernap on your mat anytime you want

Lay down on your stomach, get your head on the edge of the bed, rest your jaw on the edge, put your laptop on the ground, monitor on the floor, keyboard sitting against the side of your bed. Most comfy position to be in.

Anyway, sitting should be much more healthy. When sitting your muscles are doing a lot of work, when laying down they wither down from no exercise. Ideally you should cycle through standing, sitting down and laying down throughout the day.

Diagram?
Because what you describe sound very painful.

Not really painful at all

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You can't masturbate like that.

>having a penis

>falling for the ergonomic meme

Drill a hole to the mattress, silly

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>fan intake vacuums carpet

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Neck pain central
Back pain express

me in the pic

3 pillows for the laptop, 1 for knees, 1 for the ass, 1 for the lower back, 2 for the upper back, 3 for the neck and the head. Max comfy pillowpilled.

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Post feminine benis

Natural position.

Mad man.
What about ventilation?
How are you protecting the laptop from falling?
Keyboard and mouse?
H-How do you see that far?

nice cuckshed

>stickers

make a hole in the bed and just fuck your bed

>Neck and back hurting like hell since last week because of bad posture
Please euthanize me already.

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1. 2/3 of ventilation holes aren't blocked
2. I hold it whenever I move
3. Wireless keyboard and mouse, I put keyboard on the second pillow, mouse under under right arm
4. Weird angle, it's pretty close

reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/2u1wtf/prone_masturbation_destroyed_my_penis_and_not/

キョン君電話ー

>not having a penis
where's the fun in that?

i lay in bed with my pc

propped up by pillows, leaning against the wall

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bow to the king of the good posture
NOTE: proportions might be slightly skewed

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This.

Welp. I’m off to sit down and stare at a computer for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, so I can afford to not starve.

Enjoy your pilonidal cyst bro

Obviously, I'm not sitting like that for more than 3-4hrs.

>have to either slouch or point your head down instead of facing forward to see the monitor
>no space to spread your hands apart, have to point your wrists inward at an uncomfortable angle
>keyboard has almost no feedback when you press a key
>no proper mouse/trackball, touchpads are a shoddy substitute
>have to choose between a small laptop with a tiny display and cramped hand room to match or a large laptop that's like sitting with a tray spread out on your lap
>but you get to be on the bed!
You're right OP, I never thought of it that way

>not having numerous set ups to cycle through while adding in stretch breaks

I have a stand up desk; a second desk with chair, pillow for kneeling, and exercise ball; and a reading chair in a separate room. The key is variation.

Squatting is the natural position

Test

>Sit down in the god tier position
>Nothing bad happens to my back or anywhere else.

>left Wrist starts hurting
>Worried I have carpel tunnel or pulled something at work from lifting some heavy shit

Fucking KILL ME bros. AAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Delet this image right now. I still suffer from PTSD caused by that shit.

Why not the best of both worlds desu?

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>Chair I had was leaning to one side and broken inside of it
>Didn't abuse it or anything just sat in it
>Contact place I bought it from and the next day somebody that works there takes it back to the shop's warehouse
>Tell me these chairs started to have known issues
>Says they'll send it back to the manufacturer and see what they want to do either repairing it or giving me a new one
>Stuck in shitty dining room chair for almost 2 weeks now

Hope it wont take much longer because holy shit using a chair not for desks hurts my back.

>tfw that reddit post is true
Have the same symptoms from prone masterbating for a decade. Now I have to put a ice pack on my balls during hot days so that my loose skin tightens, otherwise I won’t be able to jerk off.

all those china gore threads on /gif/ made me anticipate her getting hit by a truck or the pillow just exploding into a ball of shrapnel

I just have a reminder to tell me to sit up straight.

i usually get one of my bros to come around for practice.