>cleaning out keyboard
>find toenail
Cleaning out keyboard
>cleaning out keyboard
>find semen
>cleaning fans
>cockroach carcass on the blades
why are you clipping your toenails into your keyboard?
Look at sis pc keyboard.. loads of pubes. Yuck.
where did the pubes come from?
me
I didn't, it just turned up.
I only eat and masturbate over my keyboard so it doesn't make any sense to me.
dad
Anyone else always lose the nozzle to those pressurised air dusters you use to clear debris from underneath keyboards. I always have to buy a new one.
I just throw my keyboards away and buy new ones.
toast crumbs and dandruff.
>cleaning out my closet
>find old vibrator
>it's sticky o.O
Kidding, I don't have a vibrator (:
I haven't cleaned under my keyboard key in 5 years. I can see hairs and crap lining the bottom.
Clean your keyboard, user.
>wipe crud off the side of mouse
>eat it
>eating toenails
>cleaning laptop
>came accidentally on the touchpad
>toenails have felt on the keyboard
>it's quite clean actually
>no residual whatsoever
This means you need to upgrade your storage to a RAID array.
Most of my keys were wrapped in hair last time I cleaned my kb.
>cleaning out penis fans
>find keyboard
>clean it out
>find a smaller keyboard
>everybody walks the dinosaur
upvoted
>cleaning out semen
>find keyboard
>cleaning out keyboard in dishwasher
>find perfectly clean keyboard
Did you file a bug report?
>the entire keyboard is covered in semen
mmmmmmmmm yeeeesssssssssss
sure you don't user :^ )
that's my old keyboard
Toenails can sometimes fucking fly away when you are clipping them even if you are careful about it.
DAMMIT CARLOS