BLOCKCHAIN

>BLOCKCHAIN
>RAYTRACING
>QUANTUM COMPUTING
>DEEP LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING
>AYYYYY EYE
>CRYPTO
>CLOUD
>VIRTUAL REALITY
>BIOMETRICS
>CROWD SOURCING

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>VIDEO GAMES

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I hate this buzzword-infected era

>THE TURING TEST
>THE HALTING PROBLEM
>N=NP?
>ARE WE LIVING IN A SIMULATION?

crypto is dumbest of the above

t. brainlet

Press F for the Chinese supercomputers doing floods.

Blockchain and raytracing are actually useful, but you can thank, respectively, business/innovation conferences and NVIDIA for the buzzwording of two things that are necessary.

But yeah the rest is pure fucking trash. Even the cloud just means servers. Fucking drives me nuts.

>>ARE WE LIVING IN A SIMULATION?
But hey, that's just a theory... A SIMULATION THEORY! THANKS FOR POSTING!

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>BLOCKCHAIN
True fucking meme. What's with this cancer of attaching blockchain to everything?
>muh blockchain is gonna stop climate change
>it's gonna be a ledger to keep track of carbon emissions
Nigger fucking what are you talking about?
If someone even utters "blockchain" as a prefix to something, it should be an invalidation against their intelligence and character. Truly, only a retard would fall for memes like this. Jesus, I'll never not be pissed at retarded businessmen who bring this shit up.
>attending a conference about airplane maintenance costs
>panel going on about how to leverage technology to help with reducing costs
>some clueless CEO asks "but what about blockchain?"
>panelist has to explain what blockchain is

CREEPAH

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>BLAST PROCESSING

That one is vintage enough that it's comfy. Everyone who cared now understands it was stupid.

find a better name for :
>BLOCKCHAIN
>RAYTRACING
>QUANTUM COMPUTING
>DEEP LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING
>CRYPTO
>BIOMETRICS
These are literally what the names imply.

They're buzzwords .

Walmart and a group of food giants are teaming up with IBM to explore how to apply blockchain technology, also known as distributed ledger tech, to their food supply chains.

The problem isn't the terms themselves, but the use of the terms by marketers

dude what

>>BLOCKCHAIN
>literally what the names imply.
No, it's just a linked list lol

Secureblocks
Reflectivity index
Futuremath
Machinebrain
Robotschool
Republic credits
iDNA

These are all extremely cool and useful technologies, it's not their faults that their names are sometimes overused and abused.

Not really

Technology has brought nothing but sadness and emptiness

I get that it is a stupid buzzword thrown in everything, however as an inviolable public record it really is unbeatable.

Uncle ted was right desu, although smartphones have been the real big fuckup, prior to the smartphone it wasn't too bad.

>this is normal on LinkedIn today

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>november
>still posting onions memes

Yeah I wish we could go back to the old days so that I could work 10 hour days of monotonous labour in some factory and then die of tuberculosis

Blockchain is terribly inefficient

What's wrong with video games now? Did Jack Thomson start another crusade?

Ah, yes, at least now I get to enjoy 70+ depression ridden years of this impersonal cubicle wageslave life, how far we've progressed

Yeah I'm sure it's technology's fault that you have a job you don't like

>Blockchain
Very interesting concept nothing bad about it
>Raytracing
Looks good. Improves current technology
>Quantum computing
Has its use cases
>Deep learning
>Machine learning
Both of these things are already in use today
>Aye eye?
What?
>Cloud
Has a lot of usecases
>VR
It's fun. Also has other uses than games
>Biometrics
Nothing wrong with that
>Crowd sourcing
Some projects had success. But beware of scams

Yes most of these things are buzzwords that get thrown around quite often. Doesn't change the fact that the technology behind it works. Just don't let some sell you a quantum computed blockchain based crypto currency.

This could be a billboard for Jow Forums.

>november
>still cant so᠌yboy
newfriends will never be able to write so᠌y

OH MAN

>future math
How the fuck does quantum computing relate to this you freetard brainlet

>When doddering boomer marketers and """consultants""" get their hands on a new word they don't understand

>quantum computed blockchain based crypto currency

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Ironically crypto and quantum computing are on a crash course

>>MACHINE LEARNING
The actual name is statistical learning theory

>>DEEP LEARNING
Multi layered Neural Networks, literally the name, once again

Fuck you, brailet.

Skyhigh estrogen so᠌yboy detected.

If deep learning is a buzzword then how is it generating billions of dollars for companies

>"distro"
>.io domain

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enjoy

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Heh

You nerds will never learn. Normies will ruin quantum computing for you too, geek!

It disgusts me that a faggot like you thinks to be intelligent