Tfw no gf into tech

>tfw no gf into tech
why live

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Apple products are not tech, they are fashion accessories

On some pics she does look kind of cute.

Have you tried not being an incel? I know this is a common with the "males" on Jow Forums.

Umm, I love to suck dicks SO much!

>gf

I'm volcel.
Checkmate atheists.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

They are literally tech

I once had a girl that wanted me to teach her about Linux.

She was too young for me and I think I was weirdly attracted to her...I have a weakness for girls who don't read man pages.

Anyway, I asked her out and she turned me down because I was moving too fast for her. And I ruined our friendship. Goddamn it.

It's called being a kissless virgin, congrats.

Ikr

Anyone who pays outrageous prices for shit tier hardware and a sub-usable OS is buying a fashion accessory and not a computer. Get back to me when these mac toddlers understand that they are using a bastardized UNIX that's about 40% FreeBSD source code and then I'll accept apple products as tech.

Who is she? Very cute desu

Do you live under a rock?
iJustine

Don't touch me.

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>cute
I've hit worse but let's not be silly. She has a jaw like an anvil.

what's the story behind that picture?

Justine (((Ezarik)))

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It's Slovakian surname

Personally, I believe that if you like anyone, you should take time to appreciate what they like and engage them in that.

Sure, I'd love someone who likes installing weird software on computers, but it's not gonna happen.

I don't watch faggot "tech" YouTube videos if that's what your asking

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The trick is just to bullshit your way through while subtly trying to change the subject to something which don't want to make you scratch out the eyes of your conversational partner.

mark zuckerberg has a wife u mong

The universe had yet to come up with a more puchable face than iWhorine's.

And how does that not go both ways?

Kek. Calling OSX sub-usable in the year of Windows 10 made by h1b Indian imports.

It does go both ways, but only if she likes you back. And you can't make her like you, that's chemical.

I think an easier solution: try to actually be interested. You don't have to restrain your interests to such a narrow spectrum. Just rejuvenate your love of learning that you used to have in grade school and make an effort to learn more what she likes. Anyone will appreciate you if you take this time to learn about what makes them happy.

This cunt does not give a fuck about technology. She just likes luxury products, like any other whore on this planet. This one just comes in the form of boutique computing.

Where are the female channels about pc benchmarks? Electronics? Cars? Space exploration maybe? Oh thats right that arent any worth a damn.

>female channels about pc benchmarks? Electronics?
What about that old lady notebook reviewer?

It doesn't matter.
It isn't necessary.
It's not how it works.
You're wasting time.

What a Chad jaw

>a skinny guy with makeup
No thanks.

she's into money though.

Imagine being THAT dumb attention whore you replying twice to one post.

Anons should i ask a techy girl out if she is legitimately a 3/10 but shares my hobbies? I'm talking skinny pajeet tier

Are you really asking these virgins for advice? lol
TO answer your question with another question: what could go wrong? Go for it.

literal goblina face

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shockingly good reviews, but most "tech" YouTube videos are just tech porn

hell dave 2d is probably the best reviewer of the tech porn guys and that's literally because he'll mention problems with the products before he eventually recommends them

Imagine a world where I was filtered by half of g, and same with that Jordan fag and the Japanese letter retard! Damn Daniel Bazinga!

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Be me
>No GF for 8 years
>Meet a dating coach, purely by coincidence
>She tells me I am unattractive, give up, user.
>She suggests second hand Russian mail order brides or Thailand as last hope
>Nothanks.jpg
>See Google spams all channels with ads for second hand Russian mail order brides
>Notice a steady increase in ads for second Thai mail order brides
Hmmm.

Jordan is a cool old fag

t. somebody who's been here on and off since 2009

>>She tells me I am unattractive, give up, user.
This is when you should off raped here. It seems that you can't read female cues. You can learn this.

>should off
illiterate incel kys

just end me now...

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>This is when you should off raped here.
What does this even mean?

>It seems that you can't read female cues.
Could be, user, could be. I never found the owner's manual or user's guide. Last attempt of striking up a conversation I got half a sentence out before she snarled like a wounded animal.

>You can learn this.
Or I could buy a cat. Without a GF my disposable income isn't too shabby.

she looks like Quagmire from Family Guy

shut the fuck up, you ruski suka

I'll give him another chance user, really I think I need to just chill out and just user everyone instead

iJustine has a manjaw, and why that is a good thing!
(son will be ultrachad)

>Could be, user, could be. I never found the owner's manual or user's guide. Last attempt of striking up a conversation I got half a sentence out before she snarled like a wounded animal.
That's a shit joke. So being around you is dealing with your pseudo self descending humor? Can you do self fellatios as well?

She's gonna kill sportaflop

>female dating coach
Wtf this is like going to a female psychiatrist

This is like trusting a male dish washer

>tfw gf works at a large tech company

>gf reseats the ram

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>That's a shit joke.
I wish it were. Instead this is what happened. Perhaps she has a bad case of autism. She was really loud and people around us were also a bit disturbed.
>So being around you is dealing with your pseudo self descending humor?
Not really.

>female dating coach
Terrible idea. Women run on the same primitive instincts as men but in contrast to men they rationalize like hell. I female dating coach wouldn't be able to help you because she can only give you the rationalized version of how to hit on a women which basically amounts to "just b urself lol"

>Could be, user, could be. I never found the owner's manual or user's guide.
that's supposed to be your shit joke negro

Not much rationality to be found in the mirror universe known as CGL:

women aren't technology, unless they have implants, because then they're cyborgs

eh, she's got some nice milkers though.

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>unless they have implants, because then they're cyborgs

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That's a pushup user.

>Anyway, I asked her out and she turned me down because I was moving too fast for her.
kek, she was using you. Chad never moves too fast.

Wow, what a cunt. I'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

She's not into tech. She's a filthy shill who's bought and paid for.

Patrice O'Neil had a good analogy about this. If you wanted to learn how to catch fish, who would you ask advice: the fisherman, or the fish?

its not out of the question that Apple pays her to fly to exotic spots and make essentially commercials for apple products

She’s a natural brunette didn’t you anons know?

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>brown roots blatantly showing in OP's pic
>u guys know she's not blonde right?!!

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teenage iJustine is best iJustine

user, there is a difference between a dry comment and a joke. Also, why do you bring race into this?

she is an official spokesperson of a major corporation with the facade of an independent youtube user. she makes advertisements shown to millions of young people. its as corporate as you can get. i remember when youtube users used to talk about their own lives now they talk about products.