U JELLY?

U JELLY?

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Is that the new Threadripper

Yeah with better gaming performance.

looks like a fire hazard to me

>look at rhis useless shit I bought with my mcdonalds salary instead of investing or saving for something I could use
Enjoy living in basement your entire life.

wow

Thats an 8-core processor

can i buy this without the stupid box?

Are you?

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>U JELLY?
How could I be a bowl of wobbly dessert?

get fucked firebomber

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Nah. You'll have to buy some racks with high-end Threadrippers / Xeons, Teslas, and a ton of storage if your goal is to make me jelly about something I can't have.

Wash your crusty vagina, Ukrainian subhuman.

>intel
Haha, no

t. dinesh

A thread died for this

OMG user how can U afforf such an expensive item? Are U a billionaire??

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>Yuliya
I know for a fact that's a girls name. Show your tits next to a delicious plate of food you made! And timestamp those puppies!

I'm eating meat balls right now :3

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I also like to succ some balls, you know.

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Those look disgusting; some dried-up meatballs with no piuree or fried veggies or nothing. If they're any indication of how your tits might look I feel bad whoever has to look at them. Pitiful!!

I made them a couple of days ago, they're from the fridge. I eat with tomato but on a separate dish, I don't like combining food in one dish.

But I really, really like to combine black and wh*te dicks, if you understand what I mean

I seriously hope someone posting here doesn't have a google listening device in their home but wonders never cease.

Well aren't you the classy one. Eating dried-up meatballs with some shitty tomatoes and daydreaming about a rainbow of dicks. Bet you're tattooed and are into gangbangs (if anyone in their right mind would even touch you that is). Have you no shame??

A guy at work bought RTX 2080 and asked if I was jelly. No, why the fuck I would be jelly to a guy living in a 200 square apartment with no furniture eating mac and cheese in the glow of his computer monitor with overpriced gpu?

>shame
>Ukrainian
LMAO

Putin ripping away Crimeea really fucked with your moral fiber didn't it? Sad.

I don't have any tattoos. I never will, I don't like them.

So what happened for you to become such a degenerate? Did your daddy touch you? Or was it your mommy? Did the boys tease you when you were little & lifted up your skirt while laughing? Hmm?

That you replied before is not me.

no thats $100 of the cost.

The post of a 14 year old or 40 year old virgin, can't even distinguish the two

literally nobody would ever need this. cheaper Intel CPUs can do as much as any sane man would need, not even mentioning AMD.

can I buy the box by itself?

Final Fagtasy isnt a game, its a basedboy simulator.

The container is more interesting than the contents. Transparent blue dodecahedron, oooo!

Yes, a little, could sell it to a retarded Intel fanboi with good money.

I own Intel stock, currently rubbing my hands lmao gottem

>buying alien eggs

Looks like you're prepping for winter.

>i9-9900k
tell me have your investments with the multitude of nigerian princes paid off?
because you appear to have more money than common sense

btw I have a nice investment plan for you, if you know what a good deal looks like.

that onion clock is neat

I own amd stock just dropped another 30%

jelly of paying $800+ for a house fire? nah

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>FastStone ImageViewer

patrician choice

What clock is that user?

No, what I have does what I need it to. Upgrading for the sake of upgrading is pointless and only kills long term innovation.

Nah, there are fire ordinances in my township so I cannot own one.

пpивeтик Юлия c:

based

пpивeтики :3

Not really.
Have x86 CPUs even advanced much in the last DECADE?
Would it even matter with how terrible software quality is today. Even if they are worth getting on their own, it's not like anything utilizes them to their fullest.

We've stagnated and I hate it.

Imagine being such a russian cuck trying to hookup on Jow Forums

OP What's the clock thing you've got there?

>8 cores
>16 threads

Why didn't you just buy a fucking 2700X?

>MUH 1080p GAYMAN
Imagine paying all that money to play children's games at 1080p. Just fucking imagine.

>imagine trying to meet and interact with people who share similar interests on a digital forum whos purpose is to communicate with other people of similar interest
Hard to imagine why anyone would do this.

ya tebya lyublyu

Because 2700x already cant handle even shitty 2080?
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Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

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Tunachohitaji utusamehe
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Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe

Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule Mwovu, milele!

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Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni. (Amina)

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule Mwovu, milele!

Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
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can't say I am, no.

Now i have seen everything

no, i would like to have a house by the end of the day.

>overheats geometrically

>not 6 sided star

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They couldn't fit 1000W water chiller inside that box.

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Ok post the Ryzen 5GHz results

Pretty jelly. I could resell that shit for at least $100 profit.

I'd rather buy two 2950x systems desu.

>"OH WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE 15 MORE FPS THAN MY LAST CPU COULD AND NOW I CAN PLAY *insert generic FPS game* NOW!!!

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Because maybe they don't like inter-CCX latency induced microstuttering?

enjoy those 16 pci-e lanes

Nobody needs more than 8 pcie lanes.

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Wow what year is it

PCI-E lanes don't matter

ECC doesn't matter

Good computers don't matter.
That's why I buy intel. To get shit locked down hardware.

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Where is the heatsink

>we made the CPU packaging resemble a radar dome so the reviewers and consumers spend less time looking at the actual specs (which are really shitty)

@68237826
Filtered.

Are your fingers still intact?

It's so nice spending hundreds on a new cpu that STILL has vulnerabilities like Spectre and Meltdown a full year later. :)

>botnet9
No, fuck you.

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Because these vulnerabilities totally affect your regular joe.

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a sensible chuckle

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That's Femanon you newfag.

HAAAAAAAAAAA

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Thanks, added to the list.

>Multi-core doesn't matter!
>Productivity doesn't matter!
>Price/performance doesn't matter!
>Performance per watt doesn't matter!
>Power usage doesn't matter!
>Temperatures don't matter!
>Soldered dies don't matter!
>Stutters don't matter!
>Streaming doesn't matter!
>Data centers don't matter!
>Locked CPUs don't matter!
>OEMs don't matter!
>Hyperscalers don't matter!
>Upgradeability doesn't matter!
>Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
>Locked platform features don't matter!
>Synthetic loads don't matter!
>PCI-e lanes don't matter!
>Burnt pins don't matter!
>Heat doesn't matter!
>1771w cooler doesn't matter!
>Server space doesn't matter!
>ECC support doesn't matter!
>Free RAID doesn't matter!
>NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>IPC doesn't matter!
>*NEW* 7nm doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>HEDT doesn't matter!
>Stock coolers don't matter!
>Security doesn't matter!
>*NEW* VMware doesn't matter!
>*NEW* MySQL doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Unix doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Linux doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Waffer yields don't matter!
>*NEW* Enterprise doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Games don't always matter!
>*NEW* Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
>*NEW* Asian markets don't matter!
>*NEW* Own fabrics don’t matter
>*NEW* Chipset lithography doesn't matter
>*NEW* Prime95 AVX doesn't matter!
>*NEW* ECC RAM doesn't matter!

Am I missing anything?

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whoops already had that I guess

i see a business opportunity here. if i buy one, i'll ship you the box for $20

Nog, what are you doing in that uniform!?

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Enjoy your housefire. 9th gen launch is a disaster. Might aswell get myself a 8086k and OC it.

So what refrigent water chiller are you gonna use? Are you going to delid it and heavily lap it yourself or pay someone else to do it?

Tempting.