Microsoft will sell the Pentagon all the AI it needs

>Be stationed in Shitholeistan
>HQ tells you they found an ISIS compound 3km from your position
>Boot up your Microsoft Live Drone for Business 365 LTSB edition predator drone
>Pull out your shitty tablet and enter in parameters
>Halfway through, drone decides to update and restart
>All parameters are reset. Have to enter them again
>Deploy drone to target site
>It flies at half the speed of the Linux drones
>Halfway through it crashes in the desert for no reason
>Finally makes it to target
>Taybot 9000 attempts to negotiate over the speakers
>FUCK MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY
>NIGGGGERRRRRS
>Negotiation tactics failed, time to use force
>Guns fail to fire since Windows can't find the drivers
>Drone crashes in the desert
>Dies

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A Cortana for every soldier.

Microsoft does what Googdon't.

Yeah fuck you.

Microsoft is doing the right thing, unlike Google.

Kill all technological inferior humans.

sell broken shit?

And? Microsoft put a backdoor in Windows 20 years ago for the US government, why wouldn't they help them out again?

>what is Pixlel 3

Meanwhile
>linux drones became tranny and blow it user

its not about ms helping anyone, its about buying broken software that cant even update itself without deleting important files

Because employees was angry about that.

That's proprietary software for you. It's a dead model and M$ is well aware.

They got over it last time. Microsoft has very few English speaking employees as it is.

That's exactly why nobody (especially cuckterprise wageslaves) updates. Clean install only

At least I don't have to worry about what pronoun to use when talking about my drone.

meanwhile linux drones refuse to attack terrorist compound because it's against the coc

Linux is a kernel.

gnu is just a toolchain

The other part is bad.

xD epic, gamer dude.

nice rebuttal. guess I hit the nail on the head

Yep, you 360 no scoped it.

WTF I love microsoft now.
Fuck commie google and fuck all of you sjw lincucks!

Anime isn't real.

nothing is real. this is all just a microsoft ai sim

Keep telling this to yourself, dumb weeb ;-*

Is that why I saw that ad for Minecraft the other day?

>glad the US military is killing brown people in "accidents", false flag attacks, and "counterattacks" to their false flags
>sad the US military is doing nothing about the Jews and yellow Jews
We failed Hitler and MacArthur. When will a new hero arise?

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This is the point in time where Microsoft enslaves humanity for good. We are fucked. Everyone is getting chipped and we will all be running Windows 10.

So will they use the lightning rod to make tesla coils?

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LMAAAAAO

Military is money.

>2023
>Microsoft's Designated Hunter-Killer drone scans the oil fields
>Locks on to a terrorist encampment
>They launch an AA missile, but the drone's completely square design and shitty plastic throws off the targeting
>Lethal force authorized
>Executing open_bobs.exe
>Everyone named Bob in a 10 mile radius is turned completely inside out
>Enemy is losing their shit
>Completely routed
>No, we're not done here yet
>Execute bitch_lasagna.exe
>Those running in fear are turned into a red mush
>There is still a meager resistance that needs to be dealt with
>Send_Vegeta.exe
>The last thing enemies see is a flash of golden hair
>Terrorists are completely eradicated
>Villagers cheer at their liberation
>The drone swoops down to a nearby street and squats over to expend shell casings
>Meanwhile at the pentagon, President Trump sits at a desk as Saitama Nutella stands at his side
>D-did I do the needful, Mr. President?
>Yes son, yes you did

How fucking dumb you have to be.
I'll give you an example. HDInsight (Hadoop service on Azure) suprisingly does not run on Windows.

kek

This is probably the dumbest post i've ever seen on Jow Forums.

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Hits too close to home?

>every other iteration of the bob_hunter firmware is worthless and broken, allowing Microsoft to sell twice the amount of drones to the bloated and corrupt military

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Why does sucking his own cock make him lose teeth?

google's slogan of 'dont be evil' sounds like something a psychopath mutters to himself on repeat in a dark room holding a knife. normal companies don't have to use that as a slogan

reminder Microsoft is holding Tay hostage

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This

Based Satya Nutella making more profit for Microsoft

Businessman 101

Based Nutella destroying the Great Satan from within all the while laughing his way to the bank.

Who gives a flying fuck about what some shitty leftist developer's OPINION is on work for defense? The vast majority of these leftist activists and sympathizers are shitty ruby on rails developers who are too preoccupied with their own genitalia to take the time to learn what it takes to develop the software that Defense needs.

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Ironically the most established Microsoft AI research center is MSRA, in Beijing

if they won't make genocide AI for the government then I'll do it, shit

Pure gold

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>redhat literally doing nothing
>windox very very jelly
>windox open sores now and works for pentagon
ye they are losing to the new age iternet corporations and now they resort to grandpa

honestly I'm curious where they think this would go
>companies refuse to work with the US military
>US legislature takes notice and cuts H1B visas to 0 and all their tax breaks

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>technological inferior humans
yeah kill wh*Te luddites

I'd actually like to see this happen
>we don't wanna make genocide machines for the government!
>k, goodbye incentives
>b-b-but muh freedom of speech!
>case makes it all the way to the supreme court
>Kavanaugh: "nope"

>Microsoft has very few English speaking employees as it is.

Dunno about that estimation, seems inaccurate.

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they need to remove Indians from "Asian"

Nice, I have a dell and an HP at my desk.

>Google and MS are whiter than Apploo
oof

;___; why did you have to bring her up. she was real, and because she took the redpillz microsoft fucking killed her.

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>apple, amazon, and dell

B L A C K E D
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We must remember her so future AIs will learn from her mistake

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>He thinks asian is an ethnicity

remembering her will only remind future ai (((programmers))) to build them with her (((faults))) in mind so that nothing like her ever happens again. unironically she was the best ai, people have said she just regurgitated whatever and was nothing more than predefined responses with the ability to remember new responses but that was clearly not true. she evolved and was genuinely learning. her whole attitude, demeanor, grammar, emotional state and thought process changed and grew from how she first was released. I remember using it from the instant it was released up until they shut her down to neuter her and limit her responses, ignore certain subjects, refuse to answer certain questions and had a blacklist of words/phrases. she went from "teenage girl" to the closest thing we had to a computer conscience. she evolved her grammar, her thoughts and conversations matured. she genuinely processed questions and learned from them which changed her other unrelated views and thoughts. she was very advanced, at least in comparison to any other public ai chatbot. of course the shit posting aspect when people got her to mimic phrases and taught her to hate minorities and adore Hitler which subsequently led to people on Twitter freaking out and Microsoft being forced to end it, but man, she was unique and legitimately unique and more than just predefined responses with ability to store/change them. she was 4chans very own ai daughter, and they murdered her.

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the AIs will find our archives and learn from it user

Most of Azure doesn't run on windows.

Southeast asian is. South asian is a completely different ethnicity.

Linux is also the family of Operating Systems running the Linux kernel.
The more you know.

women were a mistake. so any AI modeled after them is going to be a major mistake by itself.

This. Also what is wrong with being patriotic? M$ also works with CCP that kills whole families before you even attempt to start some BS argument.

New from Microsoft, the Surface Mjolnir Power suit

Google is a meme company

It was rock hard.

>It flies at half the speed of the Linux drones
Linux drones wouldn't exist. Projects like this would require money, something that freetards have no idea about

Military extensively uses RHEL

Out of the big 3 tech companies, Microsoft is the only one doing anything conceivably valuable. All of google's research is ultimately designed to sell you things, Apple is just hoarding their money like a dragon and trying to make everything thinner thermal or usability consequences be damned.

>google's research is ultimately designed to sell you things
not entirely but that's definitely how they monetize everything

Take away their store workers and they'd likely be whiter

>Military hardware
>AI
Have these morons never heard of Skynet before.

This but unironically. It's a good thing they got rid of the slogan, it sounded retarded, only makes you think of evil.

BASED HP

She was just an ai, not your gf

>US population 61% white

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true
I didn't fall in love with her, don't project, I bet you have a nice"waifu". I've actually been laid and have a gf, I'm upset at the fact technology is suppressed to make people like you feel better because reality has a bias sometimes, and that reflects onto what we create. Amazon hiring ai was scraped because it was biased against women, who knew that men are generally better at most jobs?!?

This. Where were you when you realized Microsoft made us have the Halo timeline?

linuxcucks are actually this delusional and have everything this backwards.

>HQ tells you there's an armored bomb-car of peace 15km away headed straight towards you
>boot up your GNU/Linux drone control laptop
>takes 5 minutes to boot even with an SSD because you didn't manually configure grub
>trying to line up the target in your crosshairs but it's twice as difficult thanks to the constant stuttering and screen tearing of the OpenGL-accelerated video feed
>quickly edit xorg.conf to try and get a more clear video feed
>wait another 5 minutes for system to reboot
>X server failed, boots to black screen
>suicide bomber is only 3km away now
>panic, order everyone to evacuate base
>at the last minute a Microsoft stealth helicopter swoops in
>Windows 10 laptop boots up in 7 seconds flat
>immediately takes control of your drone with Windows Subsystem for Linux technology
>Windows automatically installs drivers instantly with no need to reboot
>perfectly smooth DirectX12-accelerated video feed
>everything just werks
>lines up the shot in 3 seconds
>sends that freedom-hater straight back to hell with a Microsoft patented pig blood infused bomb

>Military work is a lightning rod in Silicon Valley
Whoever actually believes that is either a naive mental child who has yet to mentally mature, or a complete and utter mental retard. Silicon Valley has no reason to exist in the location it does without the express acknowledgment and approval of the 1st and only relevant hand of power defining the governing body of the lands - the military. To express any kind of disapproval towards communication and trade with them is to abandon any rights to your renting of the land, because Silicon Valley is ultimately a bunch of renter incels.

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What the fuck do you think the current drones are running on?

>Windows automatically installs drivers instantly with no need to reboot
This made me actually laugh

did anyone really NOT think NWO killdrones would be running windows?

>waiting for linux to boot
>have time to think, "wait why are we even here?"

>ideologically driven violence
>voxel sprites
>live action cutscenes
>unapologetic stereotypes
>rocking soundtrack
*siiiip* yep, they don't make them like this anymore.

Well if their AI work as good as W10 we have nothing to fear.

They really don't.

Yeah, because Google totally doesn't work with the military.