The greatest living author uses a mac

>greatest living author
Pic not related, of course.

Well with digits like that, how could I?

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You can't even prove your own claim.

>hemmingway
What? Are you sure you're thinking of the right author (in both cases)?

>"n-no u!"
typical

yes i am, kiddo. now try proving me wrong (protip: you cant)

Who is Yukio Mishima? Faggot.

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Sounds like a retarded slant, and that's all I need to know about him (or her? you can't even tell with these retarded chingchong names)

You've not even made your case yet. You could perhaps make the case that he's "ripping off" someone like Rushdie or Marquez, but Hemmingway?

He might mean Mishima, but it's more that they (Hemingway and Mishima) were similar men spiritually. But Mishima was always pretty open that the Western author that inspired him the most was Mann.

i read kafka on the shore. it was really dumb. there are a lot better jap writers (kawabata, mishima, akutagawa, the list can go on...)

Lmao true, OP is a retard. Also, Murakami isn't the greatest.
Based prejudiced white male.

>"hurr hurr make your case!!!"
fuck off, everyone knows nips can't do anything but follow the herd

not even white

If you're so smart and individualistic why can't you present anything but the most basic argument you once heard someone else make and thought it made them sound smart?

>not even white
Are you Jewish?

It's personal experience, dipshit. My job involves communicating with chinese manufacturers, and holy hell they are a brainwashed people. They don't belong in the same league as first-world countries, period.

Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"

We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.

>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels

>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels

When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is

Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I quit because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I graduated so now I'm outing them.
OP is my old coworker. Yes, he's a poo in loo named Dikshit.

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Cite actual evidence or fuck off. That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Bitch ass.

>a supposedly famous/acclaimed writer uses a mac
>therefore everyone should use macs

Are you Jewish?

literally who?

LMAO! Both Mishima and Murakami are Japanese ye stupid cuck.

>inb4 they're the same

No they aren't if you think so, you ignorant fool.