How do you arrange your pockets? You're not one of those freaks who puts stuff in their back pockets, are you?

How do you arrange your pockets? You're not one of those freaks who puts stuff in their back pockets, are you?

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>front left
wallet and phone
>front right
DAP

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>phone in front pocket
enjoy not being able to have kids

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y-yeah, that's definitely the reason I won't have kids

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that sounds way too fucking good to be true
brb filling my pockets with phones

>front left
wallet
phoneearbuds
>front right
2 usb drives
lock picking kit
pen
coins/change

btfo litefags

>back left
Wallet
>back right
Phone

>How do you arrange your pockets?
my tailor does that

>enjoy not being able to have kids
>snatching a poor soul from the peaceful void and trapping them in a fragile decaying meatbag to suffer and wagecuck for zionist overlords

Left front Desert Eagle Pistol

Right front phone

Small pocket inside front pocket miniature pistol

Nothing in back pockets

Wallet in fanny pack

>trapped
what if I told you there's a way out?

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>front right
phone
>font left
wallet
keys

Keys and wallet in left pocket, phone in right pocket.

>front left
Phone and wallet

>front right
Keys, space pen, small pouch containing earbuds, a flash drive, and a charging cable.

>coin pocket
Small swiss army knife

>back left
A couple of pieces of paper and a small flat notebook

>back right
A couple of paper tissues

At least this is what I'd carry if I got out of the house more than once every 3 years and had a reason (or the money) to own any of those things.

>Left front
Phone
>Right front
Keys, knife, flashlight, papers, pens, anything I don't usually have on me
>Left back
Wallet
>Right back
Kleenex and trash
>Left side (not all my pants have this)
Gloves
>Right side (not all my pants have this)
Keys, papers, pens

UNSKILLED MANUAL LABOR MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>Left Front
Phone, keys, flashlight. Phone in a full-coverage case with a screen flap so it doesn't get scratched.
>Right front
Wallet (slim card holder), knife
>Right front secondary (coin/watch/whatever pocket)
Multitool
>Back pockets
Nothing except the occasional receipt, except when I'm in Japan (I go there somewhat regularly for work), in which case I switch to a larger wallet because I have to carry cash there, and I put that wallet in my back pocket and my passport in my front pocket.

Phone in front right, keys and wallet in front left.

>left front
wallet and phone
>right front
earbuds and usb drive

>front left
phone, wallet
>front right
glasses, cigarettes, lighter
>pocket watch pocket
keys
>back left or right
change and candy wrapper

Phone and wallet in left front. Hole in right front.

Front left:
>Mechanical pencil
>Pen
>Eraser
>Phone

Front right:
>Wallet
>Keys
>Car keyfob

I used to keep my keys in my left pocket, but they kept getting tangled up with the writing utensils.

front right Phone
front left wallet and keys
Any other layout is shit.

Front left: Keys ticket for public transport
Front right: phone and headphones
Back right: wallet

I won't have sex, so who cares?