It's time to check all those claims about virginity of GNU/Linux users!

>>distro
Fedora.
>>age
34.
>>gender
Male.
>>sexual status
Married. So getting it pretty regularly.

>Arch
>28
>male
>KHHV
I'm not kidding. My second board is Jow Forums

>distro
Fedora
>age
21
>gender
Male
>sexual status
Single/virgin

>at least third thread on the week
>Jow Forums tards STILL give personal info
>B-BUT MUH BOTNET! GOOGLE IS EVIL! APPLE IS FOR KEKS!
You're such a joke, ffs.

MacOS and debían
23
Male
In a long term relationship

>Implying everyone here isn't a 30+ Chad
How do you know if they're all telling the truth?

>implying anyone is being honest

>>GNU/Linux
GNU/No thank you. I'll stick with Unix.
>>distro
Tribblix (Open Solaris fork).
>>age
18.
>>gender
Male.
>>sexual status
I fuck your mom once a week.

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I'm a fucking ghost, I can give away all the "personal" info on this site I want. :^)

Hello CIA
>openSuse
>22
>male
>have sex everyday

mfw 6 feet neet and can get easy pussy.

It's anonymous, so why not

Debian
Wizard

Because it's more fun to lie.

Debian
21
Male
Virgin

Google and Microsoft is shit and malicious, I love apple and linux. Stop generalise Jow Forums

>It's anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So tell me info about me

>Implying it's other users you need to worry about and not people behind the scenes.

17
Arch
Male
Fucked in every orifice

Gentoo
24 I think
Sadly male
AGP

Nice try NSA nigger.

>ubuntu
>36
>male
>whores only

>>whores only
You don't pay whores for sex.... you pay them to leave. You pay wives for sex.

Arch
23
Male
Straight with a model-tier gf

Being heavily involved in tech != antisocial. I worked in a restaurant for three years which gave me a fuckload of social skills. Happy I quit though, now an embedded software and hardware engineer.

devuan
30
m
wizard

>windows
>19
>Canadian
>countless women and 1 (one) dog

>Manjaro
>27
>male
>jaded volcel (fucked 9 roasties, 9 too many)

Xubuntu
37
M
Straight /Chad

based

>win7x32 (I have 16-bit applications that need it)
>31
>M
>Nonvirgin at age 15, most recently had sex on 10/23

The name you post with is "Anonymous"

Post your:
>distro
Fedora
>age
23
>gender
Male
>sexual status
Straight, single and fuck around occasionally irl, virtual sex alot more often (skype and whatnot).

>win7x32
What do you even mean? Just say 32-bit. Why do wangtards do this weird thing with x86?

furry

>Implying im not posting this from behind 7 proxies and a VPN paid for with cash, on a McDonalds wifi on a burner phone paid with cash.
Nice try bud

Post your:
>distro
Xubuntu
>age
26
>gender
Male
>sexual status
Straight, single. Fucked two sluts. I once really loved one girl. But it didn't work out, she didn't like me. Became an NPC from that point

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I was at a JP lecture during the week, and I can confirm that he uses a MS Surface Pro.

>Distro
Microsoft Windows 10 with NT Hybrit Kernel OS Built 10.0.17134.345

>Age
26

>Gender
Male

>Sexual Status
Single, one night stand only.

>:C

>>distro
Xubuntu on my work station
macOS on my laptop
>>age
31
>>gender
Male
>>sexual status
15 girls: 2 ff, 4 gfs and 9 ons. Currently a ff.

>Debian on desktop, Arch on laptop
>20
>Female
>Asexual, not a virgin.

>distro
Windows 10
>age
25
>gender
man
>sexual status
i have sex with the anuses of men and women on the reg

>windows
why am i not surprised?

>Ubuntu
I've found it a good base for a while and I've gotten used to its quirks, both server side and on my laptop (my main desktop runs Windows, which still works better as a desktop OS in my opinion).

I ought to give Debian more credit. It does all the work Ubuntu rides on the coattails of. I really ought to become more involved there, but life gets in the way.

I used Gentoo in production back when there was a stage1 install and nothing else could patch egcs with -fstack-protector (which ultimately became Gentoo Hardened), but the way it manages config files is terrible and it became extraordinarily high-maintenance. I was glad when I had a realistic alternative.

I've tried Arch. Rolling release is nice in theory but again, it can't manage config files. Wake me when someone teaches package managers how to understand the various config file formats and upgrade the settings safely to new versions, which is a much harder problem than it seems as it means manipulation of several config file formats, and checking for and making rules for safe changes to account for changes in supported status of config entries for thousands of packages.

I have done a Linux From Scratch, for fun, but things have changed a lot about libc since then.

I used slackware and tomsrtbt back in the day, and weirder stuff before that.

>38
>Female
>Poly, kinky and very happy, thanks.

>female
>unfaithful slut (hurr durr polyamorous)
>so self-centred she literally types out a long blogpost
Sounds about right.

Calm down, user. I was only pretending. I wouldn't state any of those as facts about me

Gentoo
19
Male
Too religious

A female that isn't Yuliya!?
Oh my

Debian
32
male
extra virgin

Ethical slut, not an unfaithful one: we're all cool with it, which you already know, if you know what poly means, you're just being disrespectful

You're very easily triggered by someone answering a question about distros, user. Those are the distros I've used, and why.

I'm not .

>Ethical slut, not an unfaithful one: we're all cool with it, which you already know, if you know what poly means, you're just being disrespectful
Aka
"it's okay that I sleep around because I cucked all my beta bfs to accept it or else they're not getting any"

>You're very easily triggered by someone answering a question about distros,
It was asked what distro you currently were using, not your fucking life story and details about fucking compile flags. Jesus christ, you're so self centred.

But boyfriend's cucking girlfriends is the hottest thing ever

>distro
Arch
>age
35
>gender
M
>sexual status
married and one child

>distro
Kali
>age
12 :^)
>Gender
Boy
>Sexual status
My girlfriend let me touch her ass once.

Pls don't ban me I'm just jokin.

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>any sort of eunuchs
>I fuck your mom once a week.
Necrophiliac. No surprise.

Fleshlight don't count.

This is your typical Jow Forumsuy.

Poor triggered snowflag. It's a logical interpolation from x64 - which isn't even right (Windows itself calls them x86 and AMD64 internally).

Slut.

This.

As for me
>Windows, almost every release from XP to 10 represented (I have a lot of computers)
>40
>The only gender that matters
>Wife, official mistress, plus very, very casual slut on the side

>distro
Funtoo & Funtoo
Funtoo, Gentoo on servers & Arch on server (from back when he was a virgin)
>age
22 & 21
>gender
F & M
>sexual status
soon to be married

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>It's a logical interpolation from x64
Which is illogical, since the 86 in x86 does not refer to the integer bits.

>Windows 10 Enterprise
>23
>Male
>Gay virgin

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----------> point

| your head |

All this thread proves is that Jow Forums exposure is a fairly well correlated with sexual degeneracy and celibacy.

I know the point, wangblows devs are retards and wangtards eat it up, repeating their nonsense.

That's not even close. But that's OK, it doesn't sound like you're emotionally stable anyway.

xD emotions r bad

That's not even close either. Now I suspect you have a severe cognitive disability.

> >distro
Debian, Antergos, Android and Win7
> >age
25÷30
> >gender
Male
> >sexual status
Straight with gf

Then you need to do a better job articulating your thoughts, autist.

>Debian
>24
>male
>streight

This isn't some pre-school. I don't have to dumb down things to your level of comprehension. How about instead you don't try to involve yourself in conversations you demonstrably lack the intelligence to understand?

Kali Linux / Gentoo
19
Male
Straight but virgin

Yes, you're the one who is in the right, despite your obvious lingual deficiencies.

>I rant like a retard
>no u
Pitiful.

Why do you think this a clear articulation of your thoughts?

Why do you keep speaking, retard?

You can't even string a simple sentence together, you nitwit.

Why do you keep speaking, fuckwit?

Testy. Do you always respond this well to criticism?

Why do you keep speaking, you stupid piece of shit?

>distro
latest Debian, and raspbian for work
>age
26
>gender
male

>sexual status
literally can't get the girls off me. 4 different girls offer me to come over for dinner every week

Grow up.

Why do you keep speaking, pedo?

Arch
24
male
not a virgin

The only thing I have to say to this honeypot is sick my bllls

ubuntu
24
m
khv

pretty happy in life so far.

>not a virgin
I think it would make this thread far more interesting to include a proper "notch count".

arch
28
male
n/a

'x64' came about because the first 64bit windows, "Windows XP 64bit Edition", was for itanium, since i guess they figured that'd be where desktops were headed
they couldn't call the later AMD64 version "64bit", since that'd be confusing

Itanium was a mistake.

khv?

Kissless Handholdless Virgin

Ubuntu
Mid twenties
Male
In long term relationship with GF

>gay virgin
how? i'm under the impression that a gay man could find someone to fuck pretty fucking easily
i suppose unless you're seriously physically/mentally deficient