/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

NOW IS THE TIME TO DO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! CHECK OUT THE DISCORD OR IMGUR LIST FOR STOCKING STUFFER SUGGESTIONS
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user had a waifu built into his headphones that got stolen and is now deeply saddened • user got a thicc mousepad • user got a USB power monitor • user got a wall power monitor • user got a digital microscope • user bought a little audio player thing • The chinaman is dedicated to his craft >Last thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1VhOQhzopOr
sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/2018_1111_BestDealsOfTheYear_coupon_rain_rules.htm
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG
aliexpress.com/item/mini-crystal-head-vodka-skull-cup-mug-Shot-Glass-Whiskey-drink-Ware-For-Home-Bar-night/32845622335.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>>Discord link
cringe

The Discord has higher quality ontopic discussion and no worthless trolls fracturing the community. What do you have against it?

got a GPIB adapter and daisy chain cable.

if you don't know what GPIB is, fuckin good for you m8

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I'm ready

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Came across this on a random internet binge. Thought i'd post it here.

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How much chinkshit have you ordered this month?

0, waiting for 11.11

Why is the neck so long tho

Interchangeable heads

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Anyone has a good long microusb cord recommendation?

Blitzwolf, especially the Ampcore ones.

Well that's not really an excuse, unless the head can be pushed down further.

Tronsmart, Ugreen, Aukey make decent ones.

ty I'll check them out
meanwhile I found this kek

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>Shitcord
This is why namefags & tripfags should be gassed.

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anyone bought marked cards before from ali?
or just cards in general

Best headphones with 200ohms for DACs?
Ebay or Aliexpress will do

I remember one user bought some long ago. Cards were subtly mark on the design on that on back.

Yeah, I know how they work, i was just wondering about the quality of the cards

Not much.

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Takstar Pro 82 (there's no other reliable options).

Does anyone have recommendations for a chink MP3 player of decent quality?

seahf/ty hi-z have decent 320 ohm earbuds

What's your budget?

Ruizi x02

Up to $100

11/11 is approaching and I don't want for anything.

Ideas on fun useless stuff?

Did you check the imgur list in the OP? Plenty of useless shit there

Benjie T6 if you want rockbox, bluetooth or DSD but not all of them at the same time

why is peen so smol?

because asian man

is that the alibaba guy?

yep

n-not that much, h-heh

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nice peppers

thank you fren

>Soicord
Thanks, but no thanks.

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The owners of discord are cucked. Telegram is much better in that regard.

Received my chink IEMs. They're pretty cool.

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Chink'd

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>Finland
Chinks have been chinking each other for 5000 years.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1VhOQhzopOr

which color /csg/
making a comfy cube mini ITX build

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White.

Silver

Black.

Pink Gold

I used to think Yanwen hate was just a meme. But now I'm sure it's real. According to this my thing has been in my country for over a month. I have 4 other Yanwen orders that are close to the same amount of days.

In the meantime I've received 2 or 3 things that I've ordered AFTER the Yanwen stuff. Where the fuck is my shit? Why is Yanwen so bad? It says that its making it to Canada but how does everything else only take a few days but Yanwen takes a month at that point?

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Don't kid yourself, not even the actual users of the "/csg/" Telegram think this.

They even complain about the lack of it having any /csg/ related material (only in name does it relate) as its owner's constant fits about RegOP, Comfy and when he's not busy sperging about them he's shitposting Jow Forums memes in there.

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>ZS3
why tho ?

green

So apparently this year's coupons are only $5 off $35 and those highly limited $5 min order $5.01 store coupons have vanished altogether it seems. So what's left?

>5 off $35
source

>So what's left?
the sound of chinese hands rubbing in the distance

100kg

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sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/2018_1111_BestDealsOfTheYear_coupon_rain_rules.htm
They used to be $5 off $25 though.

Damn, now I have to add $10 more of junk just to get $5 off. might just skip it

Oh yeah, my T2s and/or Xiaomi-Wiha drivers are going to be even cheaper.

Is the app broken or is that intentional?
It gives me unlimited select coupons, just have to press the button

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Same here. Maybe broken, they're usually limited

Are you getting drunk and ordering hedges again?

link me brah

>drunk
>ordering edges
i think those were not mutually exclusive

What sort of coupons are these?

select

Meaning they don't apply to anything I'm likely to buy?

electronic components from taobao, the small package is some eva stickers

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They apply to a good amount of stuff
But they don’t offer great discounts
On the plus side they do stack with other coupons

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I already checked the imgur album, but I need more things. Gimme ideas.

baby mouth car vagina

wholesale white sperm

how do you "check in" to a store? i've tapped on 6 planets but no star badge

i took select coupons from 5 stores and still nothing?

Press the check in button on the store page

lol no need for coins this time just tap this for a while

a lot of stores will take them, some $2 off every $15 so up to 13.33% off in addition to other discounts and coupons

can't find it

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below the coupon button you probably pressed

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i restarted the app and the button shows up now

instead of the button it said to use the latest version of the app but it was already up to date so i didn't realize

>stayed up too long
>forgot to order chink shit
I hope it's still time to place my orders and the chinks can mail it on Monday.

Link to imgur

imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

Mini mason jar shot glasses:
aliexpress.com/item/mini-crystal-head-vodka-skull-cup-mug-Shot-Glass-Whiskey-drink-Ware-For-Home-Bar-night/32845622335.html

they've started giving coins away for adding things to your cart, 5 coins x 20 for 100 coins a day

you can exchange 1000 coins for a $10 off $69 aliexpress coupon and for example i saw they had a pair of sneakers for like just over 4000 coins but they had sold out already

also they have store-specific coupons that you can buy for like 50 coins which are $1 off $1.01 or $10 off $30 for example (depends on the store)

you can even add the same item 20 times for the 100 coins

Watched an interview from last year with Jack Ma recently and regarding fakes he said sometimes the fake is better than the original product in term of quality. I wonder if it's true. Like with the fake Daniel Wellington watches that are on par with the real thing.

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>fake Daniel Wellington watches that are on par with the real thing
Yes except for the strap

penis pink

Some time ago I remember people comparing real Beats with their fake counterparts and they were pretty much spot on, I wonder if they got better at this point

so what has been the memes for past 6 months. I have been gone

tin t2
german officer figure

>exchange 1000 coins for a $10 off $69
Where can I find this

nevermind I found it

app -> coins & coupons -> games arena -> coupon exchange

>tin t2
how good is it compared to previous meme head phones

it doesn't have nigga bass and user thought the soundstage was small but it's in another league compared to cheaper headphones

is it already over?