How could you serve your country in a cyberwar?

So Jow Forums, what skills do you posess that would be of use to your country in a full blown cyber war?

Protip : Meme warfare doesn't count

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cyber cybering

>serving your country

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>tfw you've asked your national companies to implement hardware & doftware backdoors and then realize your foreign enemies can use them too

>your life and allegiance belongs to the state when it serves their interests
am I in 1318 or 2018?

If someone turned your water and electricty off wouldnt you be pissed enough to want to fight back?

Not beyond fixing the utilities, no

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simply pathetic

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Dumb faggot

That would mean fighting my own government, and that would make me a terrorist and/or traitor by their definition.

>get hacked
>everyone gets to their stations
>dramatics ensue, it's a cyber warfare situation
>sound of the room is mass clicking and typing
>one nerd goes up to the commander
>"sir we are losing, they broke passed the firewall and are heading to mainframe as we speak"
>get user on the line
>user you are our last line of defence
>get helicopter escort
>calmly walk through the chaos and frantic typing
>unplug the computers saving the day and valuable secrets

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>unplug
That was done when the Morris worm went on the rampage.

>Assuming that my country is worth serving.
Sorry, I'm not helping my country oppress the Third World and make rich bankers richer. If we ever have that war with Russia, you can bet I'll be fighting on Russia's side.

i wouldn't care unless they are actually inconveniencing me and many other people in my country. until it gets to that point it's not 'warfare' in any real sense

I'd join a random faction and bring the coffee because I am average man.

>implying implications
>implying implications: the thread

One day you will transition into adulthood, kiddo

You talking about the point where your testosterone drops and you become a mindless conformist who does whatever the TV tells you to do?

Honestly, most of the infrastructure of Latin America could be destroyed with a little of social engineering (aka. a hard hat), so yes.

they can get fucked for all i care i have enough porn and anime to stay offline while it sorts itself

I don't feel like I owe *my* country anything, as a matter of fact if a war broke out I'd help drive the fucking thing to the ground faster so the rebuilding comes that much more quicker, and with the knowledge of the past - Japan post WWII as an example - I can help rebuild the damn thing into my liking while getting rich at the same time, a win-win situation for sure.

Get rid all the moral and emotional crap and you'll see that war is the most profitable thing humanity has invented so far second only to the jews' holding of whole national economies by the balls using there financial and banking knowledge, not being a jew war is it if you want to do mega business.

Jow Forums - Politically Incorrect Technology

I have a pair of bolt cutters.

Enemy can't hack your internet if it's not connected to the internets.

I've been learning Isabelle for theorem proving, and started to create a description of C++ structures and semantics in it.

I think if I could create a machine-checked proof that a server conforms exactly to a protocol and has no pointer related errors, etc. It'd be an incredible asset come the cyberwar..

You'd rather help another country oppress the Third World and make rich oligarchs richer.

I have some cybersex skills