Tfw no Jow Forums gf(male)

>tfw no Jow Forums gf(male)

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wait wha?

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You heard me

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life is not fair

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>tfw no astolfo bf (female)

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I think there are some empirical inconsistencies in your previous statement.

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>tfw no smol twink sizequeen gf(penis)

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you want a gf who is actually a giant humanoid penis?

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ahaha yes

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Just a smol twink who dresses like a girl but has benis
And who likes big beppers

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sure

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aha yes

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can we kiss?

No.
Can we kiss?

ye hahaa

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yes pls

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Wait?

Can we kiss?

No.
Can we kiss?

Wait... How old are you?

I don't wanna kiss pedos

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pretty based but there is a small chance that could be gay
i just feel like i should warn you

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>there is a small chance that could be gay
Says the lad with the MEN id

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at least i didn't immediately jump to a sexual conclusion

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I'm eighteen so...how old are you?

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Thats the natural conclusion to all things in life though
Think about it, its the main goal of a life cycle

Loads of underaged people here careful
Also op and all gayposters kill yourself.

18 aswell

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you two should become irl bant bfs

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or maybe you just think sexual thoughts at the mere mention of men

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t.38
t.13

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Then we're good
L-lewd
kek

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>men
Yuck
>twinks
Based
Give it a try if you two live nearby

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dumb twink

Fucking gay lole

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Nuh uh
Imma hunk with a big bepise

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>Imma twink with a smol bepise
glad we could agree on this :)

Delet this right now dumb twink

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You are a bad one dimensional unfunny poster

no

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Thanks
I also do birthday parties

Post about something other than your virgin dick for once

hmmm

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O-ok
C-cinema?
I like Tarantino movies, really looking forward to his Manson film and the Polanski crimes

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I want to fuck two spanish bois.

dont remind me :c

Rude

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See not so hard? My favourite tarantino film is resivour dogs personally. I hadn't heard what his next one was about though so I'll have to look into it!

Did you know that Tarantino has a massive foot fetish? I sure didn't, I found out about it recently and realized that in most of his movies the camera focuses on peoples bare feet constantly.

Yes
Yes I did

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Yeah he's an absolute weirdo

That looks photoshopped, the warts and sores atleast