What's in the bawx Jow Forums?

What's in the bawx Jow Forums?

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Packing peanuts!

anime titties

dragon dildos

Caniæ dildo

I swear to Go, if this isn't a dragon dildo...

Pasteurized semen

OP here, I found a letter inside, let's see what it says

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ok

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Ironic cancer is still cancer, faggot.

It's a battery driven dragon dildo fuck machine

motherfucker

i bet you're a tranny
now show me your boi pussy

no

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LAST CHRISTMAS I SENT YOU MY BALLS
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE THEM AWAY
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
I'LL SEND YOU A FUCKING PIPE BOMB

more bawxes

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a fucking bong adapter... trash

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well what's this?

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a book?

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I know this will be disappointing but I'm still here, hurry up OP

uh?

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sorry to disappoint
looks like a chinese book

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wait a sec.. there is something inside the book

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OPEN IT UP FAST
IT MIGHT BE CURSED

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what is this shit?

Hurry up faggot, I'm losing my boner

looks like a regular phone, but lets check the back

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The dude looks Arab, the writing Chinese and the thing a flat vibrator.
I'm disappoint.

russian botnet

the case is weird

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turn that shit back

It has a second screen on the back.
I think it's an e-ink display like the older kindles but I'm not sure.

woah, another display

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> Yota 3
> woah, another display
You look retarded.

safety first

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did you really made a thread to show your shitty knockoff phone?
>not buying borderless in 2018

>m-muh borderless meme
fuck off, consumerist.

the ideal phone would have no border at all, just screen

>He said this while making a pointless consumerist thread
Kys

That wouldbe so easy to hold...

go away Rossman

so... it´s a good phone or what?

just setting thing now, looks pretty cool

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it will definitely look comfy in my hand

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fuck off frogposter

I unboxed a new xeon phi 2 months ago and I got 10 people to reply or care about it.
Unbox a smartphone and everybody gathers around.
Maybe a xeon phi would've been more interesting if posted at Jow Forums, rather than on the """""technology"""""" board

specswise is midrange but the amoled screen and sdcard slot are very nice to have

gsmarena.com/yota_yotaphone_3-8727.php

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books where in the box today.
pls rate

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>Whatcancer
>chiclet keyboard
kys, you dumb nigger faggot.

that Linux book looks shit
you've done a pretty good job unboxing...now return that shit the rightful owner

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>that Linux book looks shit
you look shit, you dumb dumb!

chinese cartoons do look nice on this

thank you but I'm actually selling my current phone(galaxy S9) and this will be my daily driver

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>daily driver
kys, you dumb onions drinking queer hipster trans nigger faggot.

there's no shame in admitting you're a tranny piece of shit

>buy plastic shit phone
>feel like shit because you didn't get the supreme cost/performance quality phone
>mfw showing off my Oneplus 6 to poorfag and CuckedPhone X users

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That looks actually decent, how is it under sunlight?

Holy shite. Those fucking bezels got bezels.

gentoo

Looks good user i enjoy your threads

fuck you fucking piece of shit frogposting is OK FUCKING NEWFAG

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

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based and redpilled

72.2% screen-to-body ratio

Seriously, why? Why would anyone want a phone today that has a 72% screen-to-body ratio??

I wouldn't buy a phone today thats not 82% or more screen-to-body ratio.

It's like you bought a phone from 2010.

Did they finally stop using bootleg IMEI on yotas? Previous generations failed EU certifications because of that.

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based and frogpilled

Yota3 is made of glass and metal