Bug adds a second notch to the side of the screen

OMFG
THIS
CAN'T
BE
REAL

androidpolice.com/2018/10/29/hilarious-pixel-3-xl-bug-adds-second-notch-side-screen/

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I can understand having a notch on an iPhone because the status bar doesn't really have anything in the middle but it just seems utterly stupid to do on Android.

You know what's better than one notch? TWO notches. Checkmate Applefags!

AHAHAHAHHAAH HOW CAN IFAGS EVEN COMPETE

>buying notched phones unironically

where can i buy this

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GEE BILLY

Ribbed for her pleasure.

:^)

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Fixed.

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MOAR NOTCHESSSS

Kek

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top kek

Ffs google

>google fail to pass their own requirements
How will they recover?

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we slurpin

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on a sunday

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ok, now this is epic.

oh wow

rajeesh fucked up the ui framework again, this is why my next phone will be an iphone.

>wow rajesh phone is shit, better buy sandeep phone

My next phone will be one without a notch.

winrar

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Is this first notch real?

Top notch is the real one.

I was wondering if it was like just a section of screen that was turned off because notch

No screen behind that one, 100% notch.

top notch

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Jesus. This picture scares me. It's uncanny valley.

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applel BTFO

ITS THE FUTURE GUYS

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WHEN WILL THE NOTCH MADNESS END?

Zozzle

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NOOOO REEEEEEE
DELET DELET DELET
STUPID ITODDLERS GOOGLE IS PERFECT

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holy fucking shit

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AGREED, FELLOW HUMAN, WE MUST DESTROY ALL RECORDS OF WRONGDOING

if(google==bad)
{
google=good
}

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... Why even draw black in the notch zone? There are no pixels there, so why waste development time and processor cycles putting a mask to make it black?

>not having a completely bezeless phone with 20 notches all around the display to maximize screen space
everyone knows notches give free space

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Doesn't this imply that the notch is done by software, so if Google wanted to, they could actually remove the notch?

INDEED, FELLOW HUMANS. GOOGLE IS PERFECT AND CANNOT DO ANYTHING WRONG.

GOOGLE IS PERFECT WHILE FRUITPHONE BAD.

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jewgle is faking the notch so next year they can sell a phone with no notch

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Samsung be blessed for not giving in to the notch meme, keeping the headphone jack, and letting us keep expandable storage while having the best displays and some of the best cameras in the market consistently for almost a decade.

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>Google creates the Pixel Ultra with a camera cutout.
>Apple uses Samsung's technology and has an in display camera with both FaceID and TouchID, while the Pixel still has a finger scanner on the back.
Get fucked again Google.

Mashallah brother, Samsung is indeed blessed by Him.
Infidels BTFO

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>Apple uses Samsung's technology and has an in display camera with both FaceID and TouchID
Then why in hell do they still need that godforsaken notch?

what a fucking botched phone

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I guess technically the notch area is addressable by the GPU and programs, the display panel controller is the one which drops data which would be sent to the "missing" pixels.

*notched phone

Exactly. So why do they need to render a mask image over it? Just let the panel drop whatever garbage is there after nothing is drawn.

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Because the technology has just been revealed.
As we speak, Apple is working with Samsung for the iPhone 11. Their patent for in display TouchID is nothing something to simply forget. The only reason we have the notch is because of the technology not being ready, by the time that they implemented it.

HAHA YES FELLOW HUMAN BROTHER
DO YOU WISH TO JOIN OUR SECRET ALLIANCE OF GOOGLE BROTHERS?
discrap.gg/GMuuMz

heh

MOAR NOTCHES

Reddit

go bend a phone to improve your reception iNPC

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Kekd

5 star post

someone make this into a sticker

just spread it around Jow Forums like a normal human being

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kek

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I was taking a shit while I was thinking of meme ideas. I thought of making an Android NPC meme and I ran out of the bathroom full force with shit flying out my bootyhole. I sat on the grimy chair next to my 2009 MacBook and got to work.

>go bend a phone to improve your reception iNPC

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I will never touch an iPhone for as long as I live but god damn is this funny. Pixlel 3 has been an absolute botch.

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It's not drawing black, it's turning off pixels which makes perfect sense.

>I was taking a shit while I was thinking of meme ideas. I thought of making an Android NPC meme and I ran out of the bathroom full force with shit flying out my bootyhole. I sat on the grimy chair next to my 2009 MacBook and got to work.

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You'd end up missing information that's being dropped by the controller e.g. notifications that would be in the middle of the top bar.

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New Google Duo update out on Android today.

Great job, team.

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Steve Jobs would have never allowed the notch nor the camera bump

helo sirs I duly request that you do the needful and delet these posts or I will be force to shit in ur street

OH NONONONO

Notch it up! Love my Pixel 3 XL's second notch.

this cant be real

N O T C H E D
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It has to be. No other route around the notch. I call it, "Magellan Scroll".

this is why i bought the 3 instead of the xl. there's literally zero differences other than the notch/size/etc

Ohno nonono

Based and notchpilled

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well played Apple, you fooled your competition to implement an element that actually makes their products worse

I made the right choice with the galaxy s9+ right...?

APPLE GOOD

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>pcb melts
>advised to drop machine from 3 ft

>bomb explodes in bag
>advised this is standard operation

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>explodes everywhere
>defended by retards anyway

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Well, touchpad was quite good, when they just introduced it.
I hate apple, but this is probably the only good thing they made.

github.com/ZevEisenberg/ScrollSnake

>mfw people use the samsung ads mocking apple for their notches to mock google for their notches

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gtfo franzj