Which one is the most based?

>muh secret clubs exist because I say so
They aren't very secret then are they, nigger?

So far the NSA has proven to have more sensible people than the FBI or CIA can find together.

>NSA
>Sensible
BASED! Thank you, fellow agent, for making sure they have nothing to fear?

remember, you have to pick out of the 3 OP posted.

>CIA is Machiavellian psychopaths

CIA is as disordered and prone to catastrophic fuckups as most pyschopaths are in reality. Checks out.

The one that declines to fuck me in the ass.

cia more like ciGAY lmao

TSA

the NSA considering it caused glow in the dark niggers to crash their gates at Ft. Meade do to how pissed they were at giving away Vault 7 to wikileaks

CIA glows the brightest

fpbp

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Knowledge of existence doesn't damage the secrecy, only knowledge of content does.

neither of them

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Fuck them all.

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DIA most based

OIG

DIA has the largest budget out of all intelligence agencies, yet i never heard about them, compared to the 3 in OP. why is that?

because they don't fuck up

based on what?

Only the weak obey the OP's premise.

fucking cia monkey niggers killed terry

FBI - pretty much cops with extremely dedicated sense of justice. Values "fundamental justice" more than personal privacy. During the Boston Bomber fiasco, I think it was Mueller allowed FBI agents to break into the bomber's homes with a search warrant.

CIA - 'old boys' from Yale and other ivies. Extreme sense of homoerotic brotherhood, nationalism. Someone said machiavellian which is probably right.

NSA - literally autistic nerds with math phds who think working for the NSA will make them macho. Their bosses are ex-military/ex-CIA types.

NRO

What do they do exactly? I've heard they pose as FBI agents from time to time.

you may hear things from time to time, but you'll never know for sure

you mean the NGA? the 3rd largest building in washington D.C. that nobody knows about? the one with spy planes all over globally, including USA. that are too high to see?

Can any of these agencies print their own money?

nga.mil > dia.mil

>dia's https cert doesn't even work
prime example of how they are shit

5 eyes

Fuck pornstars for their "cover"

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What is this?

DIA practically does
NSA has been as of recent which is why the CIA has been acting like spoiled brats

High fidelity photography was a mistake
What's the point of fantasy if I'm reminded they're just ordinary humans

lots of fbi agents are scummy lames just like the police. they break the law all the time.

cia is full of people who do terrible things for good reasons and terrible people who do whatever they want.

nsa is revenge of the nerds. they mostly collect intelligence and don't run operations.

Isn't it only the federal reserve that should have this ability? Is it legal for those agencies to print their own money?

So the CIA can't print their own money yet?

Why can't the CIA do a coup against Honduras to stop these "migrants"?

they already influence honduras, but they don't control the entire population.

I dont understand why all those 3-letters agencies collect massive data but are unable of solve of Trump´s election. The U.S. intelligence community is a joke, this why Trump keep talking shit of Cia-Fbi-Nsa and cutting his funding.

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>what is the definition of practically
learn it brainlet