Modern Apple devices are vulnerable to low concentratiions of Helium

Modern Apple devices are vulnerable to low concentratiions of Helium.

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go back please.

But why would helium affect electronics in a negative way?
It's fucking inert.

>iShit
It Just Breaks (TM).

Because iShit never works right.

For once I'll forgive the Reddit post because that's legitimately interesting and it's the primary source.

What the fuck, though.

After you get laid.

>using helium around computers
lmao, dude

Brainlet here why is this? Is it because Apple doesn't want their ishit floating away?

>he doesn't inflate his hard drives with helium

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If you read the OP link, comment section says it's likely that helium fucks up MEMS resonators, which fucks up the rest

Brainlet here again what's a meme resonators? Does they make the emojis work?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microelectromechanical_system_oscillator

Oh no! Electronic devices can get damaged by chemicals? Holy shit, call the news! We must test them on each and every substance in existence and shame the companies if they break!

Still don't get it
So what and how does it exactly kill those mems

Apple, is that you? It's literally only your products that have this issue.

>go to an apple conference with a helium balloon
>pop it

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It's designed to work in vacuum. Most hermetic sealing doesn't do shit against helium.

Can your phone survive being dropped into a tub of acid? No? Well, shame its manufacturer!

Not sure what that has to do with a phone being in the same building as an MRI but ok. You're trying to spin this but this is an Apple specific problem with literally the least reactive element in the universe.

>he buys HDD

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>chemicals attack electronics
>somehow its apple's fault
In other news, Intel can't bribe laws of physics.

Dude... It is Apple's fault...
How come no other company has such problems? And article clearly says "at low concentration of Helium"...
A popping helium balloons could fuck up your device.
This is not right.
Stop sucking Apple's cock.

>you can only use your iphone in a vacuum

t. Samshit shill

I'll keep that in mind next time I take my apple devices near an under construction MRI machine.

>component selection isn't apple's problem

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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Samsungs phones aren't fire proof. You should be outraged and demand action!

I dont want fireproof bombs.

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>hah lol get rekt bitch
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My heart goes out to the 3 people worldwide who has been affected by this

Reminder that helium is becoming a very rare substance on earth and that this will be a non-issue going forward

Reddit is better than Jow Forums, and no I won't go back. You go back.

Why would only crapple phones be affected though?