October 30 at 10 a.m. EDT

Ahahah, nice try.

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW

Apple to hit 190!

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It's happening!

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Could we hope a Mac Pro preview?
>tfw you really want a Ryzen based Mac Pro

locked in locked on

Is there any way of getting high quality images of those logos?

IT BEGINS

>muh diversity

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watchin this on my thinkpad

>muh new york

>americlaps

This desu senpai

>t. flyover

There wasn’t a single white person in that entire intro.

Google it, it was posted on apple reddit.

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was that an apple ad with HUITE PPL?

WHAT THE FUCK

It's America after all

Who's /comfy/ here?

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU (STOP CLAPPING)

Now let's count the white people turning up in this keynote

good thing is America is still over 75% white, though you wouldn't know it from silicon valley

MODS STICKY PLS

(((New york)))

Look at how aesthetic the entire presentation is. Google is such a disgusting company in comparison.

mods please sticky this thread

there was at least one white woman

WOW WAS THAT HIDEOUS KOJIMA

Gib me space grey mac mini Tim seriously

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Look at all these people that can afford to buy a new Mac when theirs break.

Based Kojima

>tfw learning piano and have the name of tune on the tip of tongue

>tim dick has to resort to videos to compensate his lack of charisma

Surprised that they have any white people in their video.

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>75%
It’s 60% if you don’t count “non-hispanic whites”

Go Timmy!

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Do you think Tim Cook takes it in the ass or is he more of an active guy?

vlc link?

huh, did not realize that Jordan Peterson used a mac

>china
That explains a lot

100000000 MAC

>macOS
I hope they finally fix their graphics stack

Why can’t Tim Cook pronounce the word important properly?

What are you talking about?

Ancient gl version, no native vulkan.

who the fuck is breathing into my right ear
does anybody else hear this?

NEW MACBOOK AIR INCOMING

That was solved deprecating OpenGL and giving us the awesome Metal.
>inb4 muh vulkan

Kojima was on that mac reel

user...
They deprecated OpenGL. They want everyone using Metal.

MACBOOK AIR

HERE WE GO

THE NEW MACBOOK AIR WITH A RETINA LCD DISPLAY FOR JUST ONE THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED US DOLLARS

WHY WONT THE AIR DIE? AT LEAST FIX THOSE BEZELS TIM

MBA confirmed, Apple now has a product line officially more fragmented than Samsung.
Steve rolling in his grave

Cook sounds like is about to cry
Will they kill the New Macbook finally?

RETINA
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HOLY SHIET

CALLED IT

Is it just me or do tim cook’s mannerisms get gayer and gayer every year?

MILF

What's the point of the Macbook 12" if the Macbook Air has Retina now too?

They can fix it if they kill the macbook and make the Macbook Pro... well, a Macbook Pro

MY WALLET IS READY

>STILL NO PORTS

TOP KEK, MACFAGS

>2 USB C port and a headphone jack

that actually looks about as thin as the 12-inch

WHERE IS THE VLC LINK

>butterfly keyboard
REEEEEE

>VLC

APPLE INVENTED GOLDEN LAPTOPS

It was an experiment that went wrong.
Thanks Core M
>i need need every computer I/O made in a notebook
Kek

What's the fucking point of this? they already have the Macbook

I wonder if they are going to kill the 12" off, there's no reason it should continue to exist

>Butterfly keyboard

TOP KEK, ENJOY YOUR KEYBOARD FAILURES

Fuck Vulcan, nobody cares about it.

>muh chinkpad keyboard

>not using vlc

>Touch ID

Ahhh

I hope the fingerprint comes with a blood pulse sensor.

>implying I want to look at these ugly motherfuckers while talking to them

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>macfags don't know how to use developer tools
p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/1810hbasdviuhbadsvouhibnascvokjn/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

So does this have the shit keyboard?

I think its likely to become a dead product line

Why do they include Touch ID? This alone drives the price up $200

>no vga port
>no ps2 port

DROPPED

>T2 security chip

TOP KEK, ENJOY YOUR NON-REPAIRABLE MACBOOK AIR

The previous MBP keyboards were great. The new ones are shit

Why not?